The Bad Bitch He Pulled By Being Autistic™

Vid • She/Her 🩷🩵🤍 • I will burn this fucking world to the ground and rise from the ashes anew. • 🖤 7/21/19 💚

[andr0id-16]

Could Estrogen have saved Jason Dean?

Yes

Only in the movie

Only in the musical

Are you insane?

Remaining time: 4 days 13 hours

(I have a vested interest in the results of this poll)

Please reblog for reach!

[4waystreet]

hi we’re a24 and we loved the ytp you posted when you were 15. do you want to direct the multimillion dollar adaptation of your opus, simpsons gone purple?

[chongoblog]

Campbells is full of practical jokers who know full well what’ll happen when you microwave a full can of soup uncovered on HIGH for 1 min. 15 sec.

[mousidy]

insane how many of you will just assume that a trans woman has a penis, and that it wouldn't be something she might have any dysphoria about

[mousidy]

[06-archive]

[spiribia]

I like in rpgs where if you don’t romance two of the characters they start romancing each other instead. You think you’re the only fish in the sea

[pissvortex]

Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid

Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals

*BANG*

(3 hours later, at Walmart)

(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)

Hmm...

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[mx-post-stuffs]

It was funnier in my head

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[suppermariobroth]

Boo Luigi sleeping in Super Mario Galaxy. (Footage recorded by me from a Wii emulator.)

[kristina100000]

incredible picture found on the interwebs i had to share with everypony

[smtwtfs-more]

The Red Crown

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[innerchildabortionclinic]

was reminded of one of my favorite booktok screenshots today

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[crabussy]

going up to a gay couple and asking "so which one of you is the big pointy chinned yaoi and which one of you is the little blue eyed yaoi"

[guillo-tina]

It is up for you to decide when you draw them I thonk

[crabussy]

going up to a gay couple and showing them the drawing I did of them as the big pointy chinned yaoi and the little blue eyed yaoi, setting their respective roles in stone for the rest of their lives

[mochiiknight]

Stop asking me for vending machines on my beaches!!!!! This is not design by committee!!!!!!!!