Road Head

Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.

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Netflix & cooking: grapefruit chili marinated salmon fillet over arugula, lightly seasoned kale chips, mini ground turkey cakes garnished with fried sweet potatoes

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So fresh and so clean clean

Make sure you clean all orifices before a date. You never know when you're gonna get your salad tossed.

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Me

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This is why I have friends

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What happened to men? They're either too effeminate or are entirely made of foreskin. I want a guy who can choke me, then serenade me to sleep.

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Spirit Enemy Tour

I am going on a country tour, "Spirit Enemy," with my friend, a 41 one year old sex addict. He's like a big brother, most certainly not a mentor. Sex needs an understanding ear, even if that means you have to question your limits and boundaries. Who's worse?

We're heading to the West Coast through the North and coming back through the South.

I'm looking forward to trying the new. Everyone in my area has overlapped to the point that we may have just said we had a city orgy.

Eskimo brothers? No, we're in Alaska with how incesstrial we are here.

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Introduction

I am a mid twenties woman who has never moved out of her hometown. I have spent the past decade collecting human samples to validate some misinformed intangibilty. I have reached what looks like the end of a collection in this city. I've been purusing my reruns to keep me occupied until I begin my journey out of here. I am creating my own white pages of sexual partners around the country.