That Useless Lesbian

:) 25🪙(He/they)🦫 Tiny Butch Boyfriend

[iwantyouplease]

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Hi!

This is a lesbian nsfw blog!!!!!!!!! 18+ and age in bio or you will be blocked immediately.

DNI: CISHET MEN AND MINORS!!!! xenophobes, racists, TERFs, zoophiles, transphobes, ableists, MAGA, zionists, etc.

You can call me “Useless”, unless I tell you my preferred name! My pronouns are He/They!

I live in V.A. in the U.S.! <3 so I have a rural southern accent!!! 💖🍎

I’m in a wonderful monogamous relationship with @quinnbutchboi. Our dynamic is unlike anything I’ve ever known. He is my best friend, bunny boy, Daddy, and best friend all in one!!! 💕

I am a butch switch vers AKA I’ll do whatever, I’m a s.l.u.t. 🤭 only for my boyfriend tho hehehe

If you’re curious about his tags, theirs’ are labeled:

#Q, #🐰 as well as #my butch <3 (with spaces)

I have 12 tattoos, my tattoo tag is here

My personality is feminine, but my typical outfits are masculine. If that bothers you DNI!

I am a Buddhist and a pacifist. (And a sadist[consensually!!! Obviously!!!])

For my pics, just go under #me or #📸

21+ to DM!!! Please be respectful, I’m just a regular dude with a full time job, a boyfriend, and a cat (see below).

Transmascs and trans femmes, you’re always welcome here. 💓

Any reference to men or he/him pronouns are in reference to sapphics that use he/him pronouns.

If you have a problem with sapphics that use he/him pronouns, please unfollow, you’re in the wrong place. GTFO.

EVEN THOUGH I AM A BUTCH, I also love wearing corsets and skirts, if that makes you mad DNI.

I’m also a cat dad!!!! I love her, her name is (Super)Nova AKA Chicky, she’s very loving and I think she’s very neat 🥰I call her chicky because she loafs up and she looks exactly like the rotisserie chickens you get at the supermarket lol

Taken anon emoji: 🐻, 🍒,🫀,🦢

My kinks:

{g-giving, r-receiving, or b-both}

Mommy/Daddy (B)

face fucking (B)

bondage (B)

impregnating (B)

crying(B)

breast worship (B/G)

muscle worship (B)

sadism/masochism (B!!)

breeding (B)

collars/leashes (B)

predator/prey (B)

soft CNC (b)

somno (b)

intox (b)

voice🫠 (b)

freeuse (b)

fucktoy (b)

wax play (b)

intox [weed-i’m Cali sober] (b)

marking🤤🤤 (b)

vampire (b)

pet play [im puppy 🐶] (b)

HARD LIMITS

-water sports

-incest

-scat

-diapers

-misgendering kink

-detransitioning kink

Tags Log:

My posts:

#mine

My face/photos of me:

#📸, #me

Ask tag:

#uselessanswers

Tags for my butch boyfriend:

#my butch <3, #Q, #bunny boy, #🐰, #🐕

Updated: October 10th, 2025

[taboopantera]

HAPPY PRIDE TO ALL MY BLACK QUEERS AND BLACK LESBIANS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[brainrockets]

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

[theconcealedweapon]

[theconcealedweapon]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[baraphalloplastyclinic]

I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?

Don't become a housewife.

[ladyfoxfire]

And if you do become a housewife, take steps to protect yourself. Make sure you’re legally married, for starters; stay-at-home girlfriends have very little legal recourse to claim their partner’s assets in a breakup. Make sure your name is on the house deed/rental agreement, and have your car in your name, even if your spouse is paying for it. Have your spouse transfer money every month into an account solely in your name, so you can buy yourself things without needing permission, but also so you can save up to leave if needed.

If your spouse fights you on any of this, then don’t quit your job. The tradwife to poverty pipeline is real, and so is financial abuse.

[dressedupliketheking]

also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[iwantyouplease]

Anyways I’m seeing my butch this weekend

I’m gonna blow his back out 🥰

[butch-prince0]

something that pisses me off a bit is when a femme only talks about butch4butch in a way that centers them. please please don't get me wrong, I love the beloved femmes of this community,but if the only way you can cherish butch4butch relationship is in a "I need my boyfriend's to kiss" way, butches fucking and kissing exclusively for YOUR gaze, ma'am that's not...

[thepervyfemme]

!!!! LOUDER!!!! If you can’t see the love and beauty in Butch4butch without making it about getting your panties wet…YOU ARE WEIRD

[butch-prince0]

something that pisses me off a bit is when a femme only talks about butch4butch in a way that centers them. please please don't get me wrong, I love the beloved femmes of this community,but if the only way you can cherish butch4butch relationship is in a "I need my boyfriend's to kiss" way, butches fucking and kissing exclusively for YOUR gaze, ma'am that's not...

[segamascott]

[swagophile]

everytime i see one of my classmates using chatgpt i get really mad and think really poorly of them, and maybe im kind of an asshole for that, but i dont really feel like compromising on it. its not fair that i should do the work and you dont. its not right. i sat my ass down and printed out all of the reading for 2 dollars in the library and you just get to plug that into the (alleged) child rapist's mechanical fortune teller and pretend like you did all of that shit too? come on. thats not fair. fuck you, buddy

[iwantyouplease]

Going to see my butch this weekend🥹🥰

And we’re going to Motor City Pride!!!! I can’t wait🩷🩷🩷🩷

[marisatomay]

Happy Pride

[poetrylesbian]

good news everyone