That Useless Lesbian

:) 25🪙(He/they)🦫 Tiny Butch Boyfriend

[iwantyouplease]

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Hi!

This is a lesbian nsfw blog!!!!!!!!! 18+ and age in bio or you will be blocked immediately.

DNI: CISHET MEN AND MINORS!!!! xenophobes, racists, TERFs, zoophiles, transphobes, ableists, MAGA, zionists, etc.

You can call me “Useless”, unless I tell you my preferred name! My pronouns are He/They!

I live in V.A. in the U.S.! <3 so I have a rural southern accent!!! 💖🍎

I’m in a wonderful monogamous relationship with @quinnbutchboi. Our dynamic is unlike anything I’ve ever known. He is my best friend, bunny boy, Daddy, and best friend all in one!!! 💕

I am a butch switch vers AKA I’ll do whatever, I’m a s.l.u.t. 🤭 only for my boyfriend tho hehehe

If you’re curious about his tags, theirs’ are labeled:

#Q, #🐰 as well as #my butch <3 (with spaces)

I have 12 tattoos, my tattoo tag is here

My personality is feminine, but my typical outfits are masculine. If that bothers you DNI!

I am a Buddhist and a pacifist. (And a sadist[consensually!!! Obviously!!!])

For my pics, just go under #me or #📸

21+ to DM!!! Please be respectful, I’m just a regular dude with a full time job, a boyfriend, and a cat (see below).

Transmascs and trans femmes, you’re always welcome here. 💓

Any reference to men or he/him pronouns are in reference to sapphics that use he/him pronouns.

If you have a problem with sapphics that use he/him pronouns, please unfollow, you’re in the wrong place. GTFO.

EVEN THOUGH I AM A BUTCH, I also love wearing corsets and skirts, if that makes you mad DNI.

I’m also a cat dad!!!! I love her, her name is (Super)Nova AKA Chicky, she’s very loving and I think she’s very neat 🥰I call her chicky because she loafs up and she looks exactly like the rotisserie chickens you get at the supermarket lol

Taken anon emoji: 🐻, 🍒,🫀,🦢

My kinks:

{g-giving, r-receiving, or b-both}

Mommy/Daddy (B)

face fucking (B)

bondage (B)

impregnating (B)

crying(B)

breast worship (B/G)

muscle worship (B)

sadism/masochism (B!!)

breeding (B)

collars/leashes (B)

predator/prey (B)

soft CNC (b)

somno (b)

intox (b)

voice🫠 (b)

freeuse (b)

fucktoy (b)

wax play (b)

intox [weed-i’m Cali sober] (b)

marking🤤🤤 (b)

vampire (b)

pet play [im puppy 🐶] (b)

HARD LIMITS

-water sports

-incest

-scat

-diapers

-misgendering kink

-detransitioning kink

Tags Log:

My posts:

#mine

My face/photos of me:

#📸, #me

Ask tag:

#uselessanswers

Tags for my butch boyfriend:

#my butch <3, #Q, #bunny boy, #🐰, #🐕

Updated: October 10th, 2025

[fufatronic]

whenever a butch shaves their armpits or happy trail an angel loses its wings

[fandom-man]

[iwantyouplease]

…the silly geese have evolved

[iwantyouplease]

Lesbian Percussionist to Dyke Drummer pipeline is real

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Dyke Drummer choosing his favorite sticks, feeling them in his hands

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Last month, my butch and I went to Motor City Pride!!! This was my first big city pride!!!! I’ve only been to my local prides down south, and I was genuinely moved to tears.

Every one of my senses was being pulled into a hug.

Hearing thousands of people sing “Born This Way” by Lady Gaga was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard.

I thought back to June 26th, 2015, when I woke up at my conservative grandparents house. Bleary eyed, I lumbered into the family room where my grandparents and my mom were watching the TV with wide eyes. I flipped on my heel theatrically and came face to face with the headline: “Supreme Court Declares Same-Sex Marriage Legal In All 50 States”

I couldn’t contain my tears, joy, and laughter. I jumped up and down, (incidentally riling up the dogs) because for the first time in my life or their lives;

I could get married, too.

It is now 2026, I’m almost 26 years old. I’ve been out for over a decade. My whole life has been chaotic, but last year the the universe threw me a bone.

I adore the life I’ve created with my boy.

He gold leafs the frame around our lives.

I love you, Mister Quinn. 🩷🥹

[riotghou1]

[dykonicdiva]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a boy dyke

[iwantyouplease]

butches in jockstraps.

Everyone say, “thank you Q” (still my favorite Christmas gift)

[butchjaycadence]

butch mutts but you have to deal with us whining and shoving our faces into your necks while we mark and lick you when we're frustrated and pent up

[shimmeryskyes]

[kittiecouture]

collars… collaring a butch.. leashing… pulling them closer… mkaing them beg.. their whimpers… i jsut- i need a minute, actually-

[audibugi]

"who's my good puppy?" i am supposed to be looking like your scary dog. my tail CAN NOT be wagging like this. its me btw.

[iwantyouplease]

The things I would do to gag on his strap rn 😭😭

His hand on the back of my head, his hips jerking forcing it deeper? fuuuuuuuuck

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[amidnight]

A couple pause while participating in the annual New York City Gay Pride March on June 28, 2009 in New York City. Spencer Platt/Getty Images.

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Fun fact: due to the ongoing financial support from the people of tumblr, critically endangered pygmy raccoons being rehabbed in Cozumel are now able to get vaccines for deadly diseases like distemper and rabies before they are released.

[leebrontide]

The funniest and most enduring legacy of dashcon.

[raccoonmilf]

To contribute to the critically endangered pygmy raccoon fund, you can donate:

On the website

On Venmo

On PayPal (make a note that this is a donation for pygmy raccoon conservation)

[iwantyouplease]

His tongue is a highway the way I wanna ride it all night long🤫🫦

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I miss my butchhhh🥺🥺🥺💗

He’s so fuckin handsome 🥰🥰