just maybe you belong with me

if i got a coin every time i bring up iwaoi in conversation i’d be so damn rich

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oikawa, completely drunk singing from the bottom of his heart: HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT JUST MAYBEEEE YOU BELONG WITH MEEEEE

iwaizumi: *sighs* i’m so disappointed in myself that i’m so in love with this jerk

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iwaizumi’s carpet for oikawa because only oikawa visits him (no one else knows where he even lives)

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do you also like stories where Iwaizumi initially finds Oikawa terribly annoying and he always does everything to show it to oikawa, and then Iwaizumi falls in love with Oikawa and also starts loving his cute annoying nothings, and now he's ready to kill anyone who upset Oikawa, or are you normal?????

[iwaoiincorrectquotes]

hanamaki: i like your top, Oikawa.

oikawa: please, Makki, Iwa-chan has a name.

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matsukawa: i think you use silence and anger as a way to keep people from getting too close to you.

iwaizumi: yes, i do.

matsukawa, pointedly looking at Oikawa who’s sleeping on the couch with his head on Iwaizumi’s lap: but it doesn’t always work.

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iwaizumi: *walking around in tight fitting shirt with godzilla*

matsukawa: you can’t just walk around like that!

iwaizumi: why not?

matsukawa: it’s distracting. people might get hurt.

iwaizumi: what? how?

oikawa: *coming into the gym and immediately walks into the wall after seeing Iwaizumi*

matsukawa: SEE?!?!

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oikawa: Makki, do you think Iwa-chan likes me?

hanamaki: isn’t your 10 month anniversary coming up soon?

oikawa: your point?

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iwaizumi: i fucking hate him so much. he thinks he’s so cool and awesome i hate him.

oikawa: i AM cool and awesome, thanks for clarifying. hate you too sweety.

hanamaki, whispering: i thought their date went well earlier today?

matsukawa, whispering back: it’s just what they do, you get used to it eventually unfortunately.

[becauseimboredincorrectquotes]

someone: why i can see these characters say this?

me: because everything i post is pure canon lol🤫

[iwaoiincorrectquotes]

iwaoi isn’t it?

[iwaoiincorrectquotes]

“There’s no pretending,” Iwaizumi said with absolute clarity looking at Oikawa’s eyes. “I love you, and I’ll love you until I die, and if there’s a life after that, I’ll love you then”.

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matsukawa: these two bicker like an old married couple.

iwaizumi: we ARE married couple!

oikawa: who are you calling old?!

[iwaoiincorrectquotes]

oikawa: i just texted Iwa-chan “Hey, infant” instead of “babe” so he knows i’m smart and regularly use my dictionary.

matsukawa:

hanamaki:

matsukawa: that’s not how it works, Oikawa.

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iwaizumi: there’s literally nothing else that i love more than Kawa-

oikawa: hey, Iwa-chan.

iwaizumi: Trashkawa, shut the fuck up, i’m trying to tell people how much i love you.

[haikyuuincorrecttrash]

"I love you" before we say goodbye and go home, tsukiyama kind of love

"I noticed that you need it, so I bought it for you" daisuga kind of love

"we won't go to bed until we make up" kagehina kind of love

wipe my tears iwaoi kind love

is a never-stopping stream of jokes until I smile again bokuaka kind of love

a stupid smile when you enter the room, asanoya kind of love

hug me until the panic attack passes kuroken kind of love

massage my back after work iwaoi kind of love

[enfranchisement]

send me your first impression of me versus your current impression of me

[iwaoiincorrectquotes]

saw that your description went away. everything alright or you just wanted a change?

um… i didn’t do anything… i guess it’s just tumblr play with me and my blog… or whatever it was

anyway thanks for asking! everything is just as usual whatever my usual is