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duke roger of conte is such a funny character, honestly. imagine being such an objectionable cunt that an entire pantheon of gods goes "absolutely not" and sets alanna loose on him. baby girl just wanted to be a knight and go on adventures and the gods keep giving her new special toys with which she is specifically destined to kick this one guy's ass. honestly the main reason thom was able to resurrect roger was that the black god went "um. no thanks" when he died the first time. no wonder he came back an atheist lmao

whirlybirbs

objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass)

thebibliosphere

I was at our local bakery recently and came across a loaf of bread quaintly branded as a “Peasant Loaf”. It was selling for over $6—the irony of this was not lost on me.

In retaliation I have decided to post what I actually think of as a peasant loaf, but with the luxury of finely ground modern flour which is less likely to break your teeth because actual peasant loaf bread is like chewing rocks unless you’re soaking it in soup or stew.

This is a very simple loaf, it requires no special tools and is a fairly forgiving dough for beginners to work with. Also it has the added bonus of looking like an expensive artisan loaf, but costs literal pennies to make once you invest in the basic ingredients.

So what do you need?

Ingredients:

Plain flour (or wholewheat if you prefer)

One sachet of active dry yeast.

Salt.

Water.

Tools:

Bowl

Mug

Prep and bake time total: 2 hours 45 minutes.

Yep, that’s it. You’ll notice that there’s no quantities listed up there, and that’s because you’ll be using the mug to measure everything. This helps to make sure your quantities are consistent, and means that so long as you have a mug and your ingredients, you can make bread. Heck you don’t even need a bowl, it just makes clean up easier.

Again I had Elusive Tumblr Dad help me take the photos so be warned this is going to be fairly image heavy under the cut :D

Step One: Gather your stuff.

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lastczarnian

I've made this recipe once before, maybe 4 years ago, and it was bomb (even with gluten free flour) so I dug up this post (because the PowerPoint I made based on this post seems to have been deleted in the great laptop cleanse of 2022) and now I'm waiting for the bread to cool so I can see if I fucked it up or nah.

Also, hi Tumblr. It's been a while

#peasant bread #bread #baking

forcewound

by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

andthentheywilleatthestars

by talos this can’t be happening

zpamtondiedinablender

the phrase by talos this can’t be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature

link-lonk

Here’s the post they’re referring to for context

regicide1997

Oh. Skyrim husband.

urban-trek-thru-middle-earth

Incorrect Lord of the Rings Quotes

homunculus-argument

"But won't children be confused by all the LGBT-"

Yesterday I saw a mother with a baby carriage, being followed by a girl of about 4-6 years old on a bicycle. The kid started ringing her bike bell like RING RING RING RING RING RING RING, and the mother turned to look behind them to see whether they were being followed by a cyclist who desperately needs to pass them for the sake of everyone's safety.

And the little girl - who just rang the goddamn bell herself 5 seconds ago - also turned to look.

Kids are confused by everything at all times. They don't know jack shit. About anything.

jumpingjacktrash

i remember being like 8 or 9 and being told that my dad’s ex-wife was no longer diane and we were to address her as daniel now. my reaction: “ok.”

me and my brother later had a small discussion about whether that could happen randomly (conclusion: no, he probably had to file papers or something) and whether daniel should now be referred to as dad’s ex-husband (conclusion: yes but only to see the face he’ll make) but at no point did we find it like... alarming? the world is big and weird. we were used to it.

finding out a sorta-relative could just change genders off camera, as it were, was a whole lot less head-splodey than finding out there were no squirrels in australia!

scattered-to-the-winds

There’s no what

mysharona1987

meatswitch-deactivated20231107

brucie baby? this brucie baby??

princessbento

brucie baby lore

freedominthedarkmp3

One time this man approached me in a bar talking in Spanish. So I assumed he was Spanish and we started speaking, we had a whole ass conversation and at some point he was like. So what part of Spain are you from? And I said well I'm Italian actually. What part of Spain are you from? And he was like. I'm Greek.

pastelpinkcheeks

One time I was in Argentina and I was so tired of trying to speak Spanish because I'm not very good at it lmao so I broke into exasperated English and the retail seller girl quickly understood me and engaged me in conversation. We talked for a while, she introduced me to a makeup brand, and then I decided to buy it. While she was packaging the purchase, she asked me if I were from the US or perhaps the UK and I just said "oh no I'm Brazilian hahah" and she looked me straight in the eyes and said, in clear Portuguese, "I'm Brazilian too"

oaktreebutch

Students: hey can we park in the parking lots on this campus we already pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to live on? Universities:

jasper-rolls

today i learned there is a french joker

jasper-rolls

suinicide

@bunnyapocalips important news

bunnyapocalips

Yeah seems right

gennyescsecsemo

valtsv

trans friend groups are so funny because everyone's names make them sound like the most regular person you'll ever meet or an evil wizard and there's no inbetween

valtsv

trans friend groups be like this is james and amy and this is xythan and bermuda triangle (we call them B.T. for short)

valtsv

jumpingjacktrash

there are only two genders: “i just want a normal name that fits me” and “if you’re going to change your name anyway, why on earth would you NOT change it to Captain Neptuna Fortuna Vacuuma III?”

gallusrostromegalus

elfwreck

Some people I’ve known who changed from their assigned-at-birth names:

Alex

James

Joi

Erin

Damon

Mouse

Gone-Away

Princess Teacup

turbofanatic

Usually photographs are not allowed on-site, but nobody has ever stopped me from sketching, so here’s the refined result of a series of pen sketches I took of a preserved 737 skull. Please forgive any inaccuracies, I am not the greatest aerobiologist.

I got a good view of the enormous radar melons (those big concavities in the nose). Like an electric eel the plane can generate a large voltage, but it does so across modified nerves that act as wires, focusing the resulting EM waves using bones shaped like a parabolic dish. This is partly used for signaling but supposedly they can detect bad weather with it.

Those little holes on either side are the angle of attack sensors, basically just whiskers that detect local airflow.

All that bone looks really heavy, but it’s mostly hollow, really weird for a mammal! I put the grey around it to show where the outllne of the plane is with all its skin and blubber.

Someday I’d love to sketch an Airbus skull, but they’re more common in Europe and I’m in the states. Maybe someday I’ll get a chance.