[hatake]

when something stressful comes up

[desperatehousewivescaps-blog]

[iwasforgedinfire]

Also there’s this really creepy guy in Galway that I’m pretty sure waits till the clubs close and then walks around town trying to find a guy to take home. A few weeks ago I took acid and was waiting on my dealer and I was sitting outside and he came up and was asking me what porn websites I like and was I pussy watching and was I feeling adventurous tonight. It was so creepy and I was so fucked that I couldn’t stop laughing about it. Then the other night I was outside of work having a smoke on my break and sure didn’t your man come up to me again and start making creepy small talk. 

[iwasforgedinfire]

I work in McDonalds and last night some lad called me handsome purely to get a free dip

[triladroid]

Must have) #BrandenburgGate #gate #gates #berlin #germany #tourist #europe #amazing #breathtaking #landscape #urbanlandscape #urbanstyle #citylife #people #hairbrush #brush #passage #walk #anchient #history #appsworldberlin

[thatswhywelovegermany]

The symbol of German division and reunion

[thunderbrrd]

[iwasforgedinfire]

I actually get along so well with everyone in work and they all see me as like a stoner who’s always up for the craic and whenever we go out I always end up helping people who are too drunk and I love them all so much ugh

[tatianamaslnaymoved-blog]

[just-shower-thoughts]

At some point in time I will have passed the halfway point of my lifespan and won’t know when until the end.

[thebooker-deactivated20160630]

The key is in accepting your thoughts, all of them, even the bad ones. Accept thoughts, but don’t become them.

Matt Haig, Reasons to Stay Alive

[iwasforgedinfire]

what she says: i'm fine

what she means: if in shrek 2, fiona's parents are the king and queen of the land, how come lord farquad has the governmental power in the first movie? surely when you think about it, the kingdom of far far away, shrek's swamp, lord farquad's city, and fiona's tower are all within walking distance - shrek and donkey make it from the swamp to the castle to fiona's tower in a matter of days, all on foot, so it is a small area of land we're talking about. so who is this lord farquad, and does he have any relation to the king and queen? was his and fiona's wedding incest?? or was he doing something illegal unbeknownst to the kingdom?? is lord farquad's city of Duloc it's own country, much like the vatican is of italy?? does shrek's swamp fall into duloc, or the kingdoms territory? was Lord Farquad illegally using the land when he dumped the fairytale creatures there??? who creates these legislative policies??? is there a governmental force bigger than both the kingdom and duloc???? how many layers does lord farquad have?????

[theperksofbeingaprocrastinator]

Go to university, but go for the right reasons. Education isn’t a gun held to your head: it’s a weapon in your hands. Go not because you’re afraid of not getting a job but go because you love to learn, because you’re excited by ideas, because you believe that education is important for its own sake, and when you get there, pay attention, read everything you can get your hands on, cram yourself with words and figures and ideas, because that’s the one thing they can never take away from you.

Laurie Penney, The Independent, August 2012  

Fucking love this

(via chasssingthesun)

[mainebornandraised-blog]

“So many people live within unhappy circumstances and yet will not take the initiative to change their situation because they are conditioned to a life of security, conformity, and conservatism, all of which may appear to give one peace of mind, but in reality nothing is more damaging to the adventurous spirit within a man than a secure future. The very basic core of a man’s living spirit is his passion for adventure. The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.”

—  Christopher McCandless / Into The Wild

[iwasforgedinfire]

I haven’t masturbated in like two weeks

[iwasforgedinfire]

Now to get absolutely scuttered.

[iwasforgedinfire]

Telling my best mate that I’m okay with him getting into a thing with the girl I like because I know she doesn’t like me and I just want him to be happy is horribly gut wrenching 

[iwasforgedinfire]

I shifted a girl from work but so did my mate and then we all went out again and instead of flirting with her i got way too drunk and was off my face on coke and I got really thick with everyone and was super jealous and a complete dickhead and just fucked everything up