[all-is-for-all]

What “chivalry” should be: “I want to do this good thing for someone else because altruism is awesome.”

What “chivalry” should not be: “I’m gonna do this ‘nice thing’ for a woman because she is a woman, but if she doesn’t respond in a manner which I deem appropriate I’m gonna call her an ‘ungrateful bitch’ because I’m a petulant child who doesn’t understand historical gender dynamics.”

[theblazeit-blog]

I constantly cry over this migraine-e

[iwasonfire-once]

//hey, just wanted to apologize for Dan’s inactivity. with moving into my dorm next week and having a lot of.... really bad days, for lack of a better phrase I haven't had time to log on, but I'll be better about it now.

[swordbabe-deactivated20151016]

SAY IT WITH ME

the mitochondria are not “deep”

the mitochondria are not “quirky”

the mitochondria are the fucking powerhouse of the cell

STOP ROMANTICIZING MITOCHONDRIA

[viridiansunlight]

You can’t stop me

[epicmeatbun]

what

[pluspluspangolin]

P A S T E L  M E T A B O L I S M

[queenshulamit-deactivated201602]

Imagine explaining this joke to a person who has never used tumblr.

[themiddleofsomecalibrations]

[hereforpizza]

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING 3D GIF TO EVER 3D

[iwasonfire-once]

I am the most exhausted daniel ever.

[princesssamu-blog]

[hunterinabrowncoat]

You know what else is great about Inside Out? Is that it’s provided a platform to speak to kids about mental illness and emotional problems, like…

Depression: It’s when there’s something funny going on with Sadness, and every time she touches something it turns blue. But not just memories - the train of thought, the console, even the cogs in headquarters all turn blue, and everything is sad, even stuff that used to be happy. And then everything stops working and it all turns grey - all the personality islands start shutting down and falling apart and the train of thought becomes really slow and all the machines stop working properly. And the medication you get for depression doesn’t make you happy, because it’s not Joy, but it does help everything to start working again, and helps to keep the mind and headquarters going so that that person can work on getting better.

Anxiety Disorder: It’s when Fear is at the console all the time. You know how he’s always making a list of all the things that could go wrong and he’s got hundreds? It’s like that, all the time. He’s always thinking of stuff that could go wrong and being really jittery at the console and sometimes he’ll even shut everything down because he gets so worked up over it, and everything stops working and he just keeps hitting the panic button over and over again.

Bipolar: It’s like Joy and Sadness are constantly fighting over the console. Sometimes Sadness is in charge, and it’s like depression - everything starts shutting down and stops working and Sadness makes everything Blue. Then when Joy takes over, she gets really excited and tries to make up for what Sadness has done, so she works overtime, and makes everything work twice as fast, and does silly things she shouldn’t.

ADHD: It’s when there’s a problem with all the machines and the computers in headquarters, so everything works twice as fast as it should, or sometimes they just don’t work at all. And instead of coming in once a day, the there are lots of different tracks and different Trains of Thought that are always coming in every few minutes. And instead of doing their job properly, all the Mind Workers keep sending random memories and thoughts up to Headquarters to be replayed over and over again so it makes it really hard to concentrate on what’s going on.

Like… honestly that film did such a good job of portraying emotional and psychological complexities in a funny and entertaining way that was accessible to children and it’s paved the way for lots of interesting and important discussions that need to be had with kids about emotions and psychological issues.

[macheteandpython]

[iwasonfire-once]

macheteandpython:

With great power, comes great irresponsibility.

[spooky-darth-blog]

Well fuck you too.

[askradicalgoodspeed]

For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon  Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer

[wizcoylifa]

pokemon aint real hows that answer

[hearteyem0ji]

YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH

[foolsgoldd]

I crave the most innocent parts of a relationship. Like holding hands and forehead kisses and being able to tell someone how much I absolutely adore them.

[disney-princest-deactivated2017]

and absolutely slaughtering them at mario kart

[faqoloqy]

If you’re not amazed by the stars on a clear night then we won’t work.

[rexuality]

if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

[seagreeneyes]

Fun fact about “fake it til you make it” as a strategy of living, okay:

For the past two years or so I’ve been doing it. Like, wearing clothes I like and agreeing with people telling me I’m pretty and taking loads of selfies and telling myself (and others, loudly) ‘damn I look good today!’

So this summer, my little brother noticed. He’s very sweet and cuddly, so he often tells me I’m beautiful/pretty/cute and a few weeks ago he said to me, “You always agree with me now, you didn’t before.”

Because it’s true, I always used to reply to him things like, ‘that’s not true’ or ‘you’re cuter’ or ‘shhhh noooo’ while now I’m usually like ‘damn right’ or ‘yes i’m super hot.’

So I explained to him the ‘fake it til you make it’ approach.

Now, my brother is really pretty handsome. Like, he could be a model. Like, he’s tall and has dimples, and a dashing smile and great hair and he wears glasses and he’s damn cute and I tell him so all the time, and he always replies like, ‘wtf no I’m ugly’ or ‘no you’re the hotter sibling’ or ‘it’s not true.’

Except, in the past few weeks, after I’ve explained this to him, I noticed he’s starting to answer me with ‘yeah I’m the cutest’ or saying, spontaneously, ‘well we’re the most attractive couple of siblings ever, huh?’ 

He doesn’t do it all the time, but he’s starting to.

Which I’m starting to realise might be an after effect of what I’ve been doing and showing him.

Bottom line: ‘fake it ‘til you make it’ works and makes you feel better about yourself, and self-love is amazing, and the thing is, it sets an example for the younger people around you, and the people that you love.

So help the world, tell yourself you’re fucking hot.

[iwasonfire-once]

There are two people you’ll meet in your life. One will run a finger down the index of who you are and jump straight to the parts of you that peak their interest. The other will take his or her time reading through every one of your chapters and maybe fold corners of you that inspired them most. You will meet these two people; it is a given. It is the third that you’ll never see coming. That one person who not only finishes your sentences, but keeps the book. 

[iwasonfire-once]

year-n000 replied to your post:I just realized sending me anons is pointless as...

what

I work for YouTube. My life is literally online.

[iwasonfire-once]

I just realized sending me anons is pointless as my life is on the internet for all to see.