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blackandmildwithgod

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

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Need my $10

apollonne-deactivated20201016

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

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I aint risking it.

fandomnationwhore

$10

shinyknightroadhound

$10

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Exciting news out of Madison Wisconsin…

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squishycalum

:/

vangoghstss

This is actually v important and needs to be reblogged

thexdarkenedxlight

Gonna just share this:

My European Studies professor decided a few weeks ago to take a Friday and instead of following the syllabus, he spent the entire hour and a half comparing Hitler’s actions from a European perspective to that of what Trump is doing in America. He never repeated a single point, and even used video and photos like this to show the comparison.

To make things better, he had us do an in class assignment for participation points. He first played a clip on youtube of one of Hilter’s speeches, subtitled and 3 minutes long. He then played a clip of one of Trump’s rallies. Our assignment? Copy down every single sentence that matched in translation down on a sheet of paper or a word document that wasn’t repeated. The person with the closest amount to what my professor found got a candy bar.

My professor found, in just three minutes of a speech, that Trump matched 65 different phrases/sentences to that of Hitler’s translation.

65 nearly identical phrases used in his speeches. Take a moment to think about that.

estradoll

Like, according to Trump’s first wife Ivana he kept a book of Hitler’s speeches in his nightstand and would read it periodically… so the overlap is not at all surprising given his obsession with Hitler’s propaganda.

thingstrumperssay

“Don’t compare Trump to Hitler though.” - Conservatives

angelicdevil

I’m honestly disturbed and disgusted….

chaneajoyyy

The resemblance is uncanny

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lizun

We need more women like this

vfpalestine

My reblog was pretty aggressive on this one

tastefullyoffensive

The Tragic School Bus (photos via dontori)

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In the last picture wouldn’t it be “Dammit Ms. FREEZEle?

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nbcthegoodplace

“I mean, monkeys and go-karts was fun for a while, then I was like, ‘Oh, you know what’d be cool? Hippos in go-karts.’ And I was like, yo, ‘What about Draculas with jetpacks?’ I did like 50 combos, and then I just kind of wanted to hang out with you guys again.” (x)

whenemmafallsinlove

paper rings + meredith and derek

ponytailcoby

#her little slide

hexblooded

Meredith yelling at the doctor that killed Derek - requested by anonymous

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10.24 // 16.08

joshwashingtn

can you believe that unbelievable reached peak cinema by drawing the cinematic parallels between marie’s hospital examination and her rapist’s prison examination, showcasing how the examination re-traumatized her when the one thing she wanted to do was go home in comparison to that scumbag finally getting what he deserved and never being able to return the outside world ever again??? can you believe unbelievable ended all television shows

thesnadger

Me in my 20s: Holy shit, how am I an adult, I’m not an adult, how do you be an adult?

Me in my 30s: Ah, I see. My mistake was assuming adults were competent.

thesnadger

#the darkness is when youre only in your twenties and have that thirties realization No, don’t you see? You’re ahead of the game. If you can also realize that beauty standards are bullshit, it’s impossible to be liked by everyone and you’ll always be wrong about some things you’ll be unstoppable.

blackgirlsvevo

pixar really had to hardcore yank tony’s ‘i smoke a line of cocaine behind the school dumpster during second period’ character design to replace it with a facetuned love interest from a disney channel original movie . u already kno some pixar director mustve went back to the source material and noticed tony’s busted ass face and they had to scrap that shit immediately . he was literally too ugly to allow even a trace of his original face associate w/ the masterpiece they were abt to be making . rebooted his whole ass face then gave him his dark turtleneck and called it a day smh . mess

blackgirlsvevo

i’m screaming at the people reblogging this and saying that new tony is generic and old tony had some “character” like why do you people think that a man being ugly means he has personality . tony circa 2004 looks like he’d piss in the bushes outside your mom’s house and new tony looks like he’d wait 57 minutes for his food at a restaurant and still be nice to the waiter because they’re “just doing their best”. accept that pixar pulled the gag of the century and gave us the tony we deserve

blackgirlsvevo

pixar, completely remodeling tony’s clapped face: fuck a bitch named consistent character design and maintenance of the integrity of the original work. new tony is going to look like he would pay $60 for a gram of weed whether you losers like it or NOT

picsthatmakeyougohmm

hmmm

curlicuecal

Whenever someone posits that people are ‘lazy’ I’m reminded of the fact that if you leave humans in a room with some blocks and no instructions they will literally make up their own tasks to carry out because humans just fuckin love having stuff to do and objectives to work towards

seraphimalune

In one of my psych courses we learned about a study where a person was left in a room with nothing but a box that would SHOCK THEM painfully if they touched it. After awhile, everyone touched the box and got shocked to hell and back. Now, this isn’t that abnormal. What’s abnormal is that everyone then sat there for a few minutes and then TOUCHED THE BOX AGAIN. And got shocked AGAIN! Moral of the story: People fucking hate being bored. They would rather be in IMMENSE PAIN than be bored.