[alien]

[michaun]

[fishfishlove]

sir that was not the mic drop you thought it was

[antifainternational]

Life lessons.

[curvesandconfidence]

[mikeyjamesk]

me: *doesn’t hear from best friend for a day*

me: omg are we drifting? we’re drifting. I don’t know what is happening in your life. I’m so out of touch. We don’t know each other anymore. What is our friendship?

[tutselutse]

Absolutely losing my shit over Lin liking this tweet by dana

[ruinedchildhood]

Scary Movie 3 (2003) dir. David Zucker

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thecinematicrealm]

you: stranger things season 2 me, an intellectual: strangerer things

[alien]

[heavensickness]

That strange feeling of longing when you are at a train station, in a 24/7 open market, when you are buying a coke from a vending machine, watching the city lights glow from your window, when you're walking aimlessly on a busy street after 5 pm, that feeling as if something is missing in your life and it will never come back although it was never there in the first place; that inexplicable urban sadness.

[zachsgay]

Sorry boys I’m gonna stand with the ladies on this one

[robochai]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[edwardfucks]

the Cullens would have to stop going to high school bc gen z is too powerful and would sniff out their obviously bizarre immortal energy in seconds like bloodhounds and expose them as literal vampires within days

[edwardfucks]

like I'm barely gen z but these teenagers are on a totally different level of unhinged funny I've seen their tik toks. the Cullens literally don't stand a chance they're just gonna have to settle one day for a small school where everyone acknowledges that those are the vampire kids. and they all agree to just not tell anyone like the crowd in the Hannah Montana movie.

[edwardfucks]

Edward Cullen getting bullied by gen Z'ers in the hallways being called "sucker" because he rambled on for 30 minutes in history class about world war one until someone snapped said "ok we get it Nosferatu you were there and fucked Ferdinand himself"

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I'm living for this twilight resurgence holy shit

[ytrashley-deactivated20200620]

like/share this if you

1. have a hairy hole

2. love a hairy hole

3. want people in power to take serious action on climate change