Annoying Anon

How did Persephone forget her coat?!

Well I’m sorry I’m not perfect! Can’t a girl leave her things behind from time to time?

-🧨

I just wanted to know why you were at the Oracle’s. And why did you even take off your coat?

You don't need to know what I get up to in my free time! And I took my coat off because it was warm! Jeez, nosy much?

-🧨

Do you and the oracle have something? Does hades know?!

Has anyone ever told you to mind your own fucking business? It’s like a bloody game of 20 questions with you.

If the Oracle and I did have something going on, (which I’m not saying we do) obviously Hades would know. Unlike some olympians, I’m not in the business of keeping secrets from my spouse.

-🧨

Okay, that’s great

but are you with the oracle, that murderer from the lower levels or both

HEYA ORACLE!!! How’s it going??

Things are going well, I suppose. Did you want a prophecy? I'm afraid you may need to come see me in person for that. (Also, er, Persephone, if you're seeing this you left your coat at mine.)

-🔮

How did Persephone forget her coat?!

Well I’m sorry I’m not perfect! Can’t a girl leave her things behind from time to time?

-🧨

I just wanted to know why you were at the Oracle’s. And why did you even take off your coat?

You don't need to know what I get up to in my free time! And I took my coat off because it was warm! Jeez, nosy much?

-🧨

Do you and the oracle have something? Does hades know?!

#LOL

HEYA ORACLE!!! How’s it going??

Things are going well, I suppose. Did you want a prophecy? I'm afraid you may need to come see me in person for that. (Also, er, Persephone, if you're seeing this you left your coat at mine.)

-🔮

How did Persephone forget her coat?!

Well I’m sorry I’m not perfect! Can’t a girl leave her things behind from time to time?

-🧨

I just wanted to know why you were at the Oracle’s. And why did you even take off your coat?

HEYA ORACLE!!! How’s it going??

Things are going well, I suppose. Did you want a prophecy? I'm afraid you may need to come see me in person for that. (Also, er, Persephone, if you're seeing this you left your coat at mine.)

-🔮

How did Persephone forget her coat?!

emo celest

i don't know what you're talking about.

emo celest

no.

yes.

no.

yes

i don't know who this 'celest' is.

you

my name's thanatos.

#[ooc. Knew it. Also do they know or fucked memory]

celest.

emo celest

i don't know what you're talking about.

emo celest

no.

yes.

no.

yes

i don't know who this 'celest' is.

you

#[ooc: emo Celest?]

emo celest

i don't know what you're talking about.

emo celest

no.

yes.

no.

yes

emo celest

i don't know what you're talking about.

emo celest

no.

yes.

emo celest

i don't know what you're talking about.

emo celest

If you could say one last thing to Bertie, what would it be?

fuck there are so many things I wanted to say… I- I guess the if nothing else that I love him.. I know, stupid but.. I don’t think I’d be able to say anything else..

I heard he didn’t really die and that was just a scam created by the British Gonverment to win the war

what-

Okay, so the government tought YOU could win the war for them!so some Brit shot Bertie so he would get desperate and think he was dying, and you would think he was dying too! And as soon as you stormed away with rage, they rescued him and he was okay! …but then the moon blew up and I think that actually killed him

…This has to be a load of bullshit.

isn’t! He only died when the moon blew up. Meaning, you killed him!

…no..

you killed your boyfriend! Such pretty irony!!

If you could say one last thing to Bertie, what would it be?

fuck there are so many things I wanted to say… I- I guess the if nothing else that I love him.. I know, stupid but.. I don’t think I’d be able to say anything else..

I heard he didn’t really die and that was just a scam created by the British Gonverment to win the war

what-

Okay, so the government tought YOU could win the war for them!so some Brit shot Bertie so he would get desperate and think he was dying, and you would think he was dying too! And as soon as you stormed away with rage, they rescued him and he was okay! …but then the moon blew up and I think that actually killed him

…This has to be a load of bullshit.

isn’t! He only died when the moon blew up. Meaning, you killed him!

If you could say one last thing to Bertie, what would it be?

fuck there are so many things I wanted to say… I- I guess the if nothing else that I love him.. I know, stupid but.. I don’t think I’d be able to say anything else..

I heard he didn’t really die and that was just a scam created by the British Gonverment to win the war

what-

Okay, so the government tought YOU could win the war for them!so some Brit shot Bertie so he would get desperate and think he was dying, and you would think he was dying too! And as soon as you stormed away with rage, they rescued him and he was okay! …but then the moon blew up and I think that actually killed him

If you could say one last thing to Bertie, what would it be?

fuck there are so many things I wanted to say… I- I guess the if nothing else that I love him.. I know, stupid but.. I don’t think I’d be able to say anything else..

I heard he didn’t really die and that was just a scam created by the British Gonverment to win the war

what’s “Gunpowder Tim Vs The Moon Kaiser”?

caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate

@thekaiserwantstomicrowave ‘s ‘whats gunpowder Tim vs the moon kaiser’ 🤝🤝🤝 @nootherwayourracecouldhaverun ‘s ‘what’s One Eyed Jacks?’

Fog took your prophet.

Ok ya get rephrasin’ dint answer shit right?

I don’t know what you mean but I know anon means that aurora’s space prophet is basically being eaten by some lonely fog

HEEYYYYY BERTIE WILL DIEEE

Wh-What? No he won’t! He promised me he wouldn’t and he doesn’t break his promises!

guess what? It’s WAAAR! People don’t plan on dying they just do! And Bertie will die!

[Just. Watching.]

Do you wanna fuck off, dude? You’re weird as hell.

You talkin' to that freak or me, mate?

[Awfully dead-voiced for someone who's always hyperactive.]

You. You and that damned wooden thing that follows Bertie and I around!

Okay, that... thing isn't my fault. It's more following me than it's following you...

wait, where is it anyway?

I don’t know! I don’t pay attention to it more than I have to.

[He's kind of just. Staring now. Almost sadly. What the fuck's wrong with this guy?]

you good? You look like I kicked your dog or something.

[He was quiet before turning around. Not walking away, just turning around.]

... They're right.

Fuck you- whatever. I’m not going to argue.

[He turned around, roughly pressed something into Tim's hand, and walked away.]

At least know it wasn't my fault for once.

*Tim looks confused, looking at what Jonny put in their hand*

[Dogtags. Old ones, the chain slightly tarnished. Bertie's dogtags.]

*Tim freezes*

wh.. no… that- he…

[Jonny's definitely not crying as he walked away. That's absurd.]

Why would you give this to me?

*Tim is tearing up, on the verge of crying.*

[Jonny stopped and looked over his shoulder. There was definitely eyeliner smudged across his cheeks almost like oil.]

Because I might be an asshole to you, but I'm not going to lie to your face about your best friend. I've seen how close you two are... were...

Ah, yes! The delicious smell of trauma in the morning! Isn’t it just lovely?!

KILL. YOURSELF.

This has about the same effect as someone saying that to you! I CANT!

WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[Door slam.]

nah

HEEYYYYY BERTIE WILL DIEEE

Wh-What? No he won’t! He promised me he wouldn’t and he doesn’t break his promises!

guess what? It’s WAAAR! People don’t plan on dying they just do! And Bertie will die!

[Just. Watching.]

Do you wanna fuck off, dude? You’re weird as hell.

You talkin' to that freak or me, mate?

[Awfully dead-voiced for someone who's always hyperactive.]

You. You and that damned wooden thing that follows Bertie and I around!

Okay, that... thing isn't my fault. It's more following me than it's following you...

wait, where is it anyway?

I don’t know! I don’t pay attention to it more than I have to.

[He's kind of just. Staring now. Almost sadly. What the fuck's wrong with this guy?]

you good? You look like I kicked your dog or something.

[He was quiet before turning around. Not walking away, just turning around.]

... They're right.

Fuck you- whatever. I’m not going to argue.

[He turned around, roughly pressed something into Tim's hand, and walked away.]

At least know it wasn't my fault for once.

*Tim looks confused, looking at what Jonny put in their hand*

[Dogtags. Old ones, the chain slightly tarnished. Bertie's dogtags.]

*Tim freezes*

wh.. no… that- he…

[Jonny's definitely not crying as he walked away. That's absurd.]

Why would you give this to me?

*Tim is tearing up, on the verge of crying.*

[Jonny stopped and looked over his shoulder. There was definitely eyeliner smudged across his cheeks almost like oil.]

Because I might be an asshole to you, but I'm not going to lie to your face about your best friend. I've seen how close you two are... were...

Ah, yes! The delicious smell of trauma in the morning! Isn’t it just lovely?!

KILL. YOURSELF.