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it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

phlebasthebroenician

Yahoooooooooo!!!!

coolasice1991

memewhore

grandenoirceur-deactivated20220

muzzledmikey

the need to talk about the characters vs the fear that all of my analysis is just empty prose and surface level understanding

modeus-the-xenofeminist

Me 20 seconds after saying anything about my favorite characters:

arcanetrivia

[Image description: A line drawing of an ogre holding a copy of Ulysses by James Joyce. They are crying pitifully and messily, with snot running out of their nose. The ogre says, "Everyone call ogre stupid and it true! Ogre barely even literate! Ogre finally finished reading Ulysses, but Ogre only can identify surface level themes like Religion and Nationalism and can't comprehend deeper ideas like the 'Remorse of Conscience' that make James Joyce's novel a Modernist classic! Ogre so dumb, it make Ogre sad! At this rate, Ogre will never understand Finnegans Wake!" /end description.]

unknownteapot

every time i look at shayne's story i start crying again because this guy. this fucking guy who thought his career was over in his 20s. who joined smosh as a 'last resort', as a defeat of sorts as he mentioned many times. this guy. who met. his coworker at thE FUCKING AUDITION. WHO SAID SEE U AT WORK. AND THEN HE SAW THEM AT WORK. AND THEN THEY WERE SHIPPED. ANd they never dated, never realised they had something, probably due to all the pressure. later shayne mentions 'investing into his friendships' more than relationships as advice for finding the one. she mentions when he made her a care package when they were sick, and it proabably didn't occur to them for a while until shit slowed down during the pandemic, until there were less eyes on everyone. this guy who mentions being bad at dating. these guys who made a whole show about being 'bad at dating'. this guy who didn't know what to expect at smosh but made it spark up again, who helped shape it and make it what it is though hard work and immense dedication, mET THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE AT SMOSH. NO. HE MADE SMOSH WHAT IT IS WITH HER. THE PILLARS OF SMOSH. AND THIS GUY. IS NOW. FUCKING MARRIED TO THEM?? THEY'RE MARRIED???? WHAT THE FUCK

soupguuy

what breaks me the most about the betrayal scene is that when Percy confronts him Luke doesnt, like, laugh and give an evil smirk and be all confident or whatever. nono the mf BEGS FOR PERCY TO UNDERSTAND.

AND THE PLEADING AND HARMED WAY HE SAYS "i didnt know you were gonna give them to Grover"????? DEAD.

i will not survive season 5 if this is how Charlie plays him i simply will jump off my window

greenyoshi72

Percy being there while Poseidon and Zeus speak in Ancient Greek is not the mixed-family / immigrant family household representation I expected from this show but well welcomed.

The parents switching to the native tongue to talk about family drama and the kids catch just enough to understand some of the drama.

mahgck

its so funny to me that people on twitter n tiktok are like "ok but porns still banned on tumblr so at least we're better then them" as if they dont have to typ3 w0rd$ I1k3 th!$ to get around their censors

mahgck

dzamie

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mahgck

i want to you to eat deodorant

raspberrysgod

percy calling poseidon "sir" instead of dad but calling kronos "grandpa" is the most percy jackson thing ever

iseathegalaxy

"but no one ever bothered to check the seas, so I'm going to"

all of us:

pr1nceshawn

How Food Looks Before It’s Harvested.

Sesame Seeds

Cranberry

Pineapple

Peanut

Cashew

Pistachio

Brussel Sprouts

Cacao

Vanilla

Saffron

Kiwi

Pomegranate

biochromium

exactly 1 minute ago i had absolutely no idea what the plants sesame seeds and peanuts came from look like and i am shocked and surprised

elodieunderglass

for some reason every time I see pineapples growing I laugh out loud. Like, the punchline is it’s a pineapple!!!!!!!!! it’s a pineapple

kawuli

An Interesting Fact About Peanuts, while we’re on the topic of food-plants:

Peanuts-you-eat grow underground, but they are NOT part of the peanut plant’s roots. Peanut plants are ambitious little fuckers and plant their seeds themselves. They flower like any perfectly reasonable legume, but once the flowers have been pollinated the plants do something called “pegging” (no really), in which they drill the stems where the flowers used to be into the ground. And that’s where the peanuts you eat form. Like so:

(src)

elodieunderglass

I’m going to pull myself together to endorse this Extremely Interesting Fact, but it’s going to be a real struggle

gallusrostromegalus

Ain’t botany fun?

crabs-but-better

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

amiru-shrubfeast

Shit this is great! You can get so much done if you don't sleep!

amiru-shrubfeast

THE CONSEQUENCES

madart9

Hc that Hermes created the Lin Manuel persona as a joke but Hamilton was wildly successful so he just kept it up and Apollo is FURIOUS that a) he’s overstepped into his domain and b) he’s so damn GOOD at it (much to the chagrin of literally everyone)

It’s like the dam cow thing all over again, but this time instead of stealing fifty of his cows Hermes stole his bit.