.:_:./\.:_:.

[the-big-mood]

[inkbi0tic]

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[crow--teeth]

my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny

[crow--teeth]

For context

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[moveslikekeithrichards]

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

[nochillvids]

dude you look forsaken as fuck right now

[dogpuppy]

[advanced-passenger-train]

[rudeteens]

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[luxwing]

GAMING NEWS !!

expensive

[luxwing]

[unrealcosima]

Enemies with Benefits once again reminding us that the protagonists are over 30

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[anarchistmemedistro]

ALT

ALT

[depsidase]

[effemimaniac]

platonically shooting my friendshot hoping I don't get acquaintance-zoned

[filthy-rat]

stop putting touchscreens in cars and get to the features people actually want: oscillating vent fans, visors that move automatically to block the sun, and the ability to fire red koopa shells at people who change lanes without using their turn signal