sorry ladies I'm married to the sea

The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

[indigosfindings]

relatedly: probably no one has made greater contributions to Posting than dr roberta bobby

[indigosfindings]

with complete sincerity: this might be the best post ever made

[petrow1tch]

some of my faves from personal dr roberta bobby preservation efforts archive:

[imathers]

[lamiafemme]

People constantlyyyy using new words to water down misogyny when a woman does it. No she is not “male centered” or “not a girls girl” she’s a misogynist just like her boyfriend!!!!

[beachcoma]

being into some bullshit that nobody cares about and also is stupid really changes you

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[ewaneneollav]

i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…

[furryprovocateur]

this stupid fucking image sends me into hysterics every time

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[kryptonians]

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

you're not making enough of stone fruit season. that's another thing you're fucking up. a few dozen stone fruit seasons you get your whole life. you need to take a hard look at your peach and mango consumption.

[goodmurderbotpolls]

Which fictional machine intelligence would Murderbot get along with WORST?

Lt. Cmdr. Data Soong

EMH / The Doctor on the USS Voyager

Vic Fontaine

Breq Justice of Toren One Esk Nineteen

Hera Sensus Unit 214

HAL 9000

Johnny 5

Wall-E

R2-D2 and C-3PO (they come as a unit)

GLaDOS

R. Daneel Olivaw

You missed the one it would REALLY hate - (answer in tags!)

Which fictional machine intelligence would Murderbot get along with WORST?

Lt. Cmdr. Data Soong

EMH / The Doctor on the USS Voyager

Vic Fontaine

Breq Justice of Toren One Esk Nineteen

Hera Sensus Unit 214

HAL 9000

Johnny 5

Wall-E

R2-D2 and C-3PO (they come as a unit)

GLaDOS

R. Daneel Olivaw

You missed the one it would REALLY hate - (answer in tags!)

Voting ended onJul 2

Do you have a poll? Send us an ask! 📊

[ilikewritingandspeedcore]

EXCUSE ME THERE IS A PLANT THAT CAN MIMIC FAKE PLANTS?????

IT'S CALLED A BOQUILA TRIOFOLIOLATA AND IT'S FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN

IT APPARENTLY CAN MIMIC OTHER PLANTS AND AT FIRST I WAS LIKE "oh cool man it must take it's genetic code and copy it or feel the roots or something like that!! :3"

AND THEN I READ AN ARTICLE ON IT AND THESE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS HIT ME LIKE A BUS

LIKE READ THIS SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK MOTHER NATURE

[rhyperographer]

I went to find the article. It's fascinating.

[digital-magus]

In retrospect, consider the number 1 thing every grade-schooler knows about plants is they take in light, the idea they might be able to see should not wreck my shit as hard as it does

[oswednesday]

discord has turned people into wild animals

[oswednesday]

[captain-price-returns]

They’re calling it the quote on British politics that ended the need for all other quotes

[daftpatience]

finally. my network effect log (and full reference for my idea of MB's body yayy)

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[velvetys]

is it ok to hate lestat without having watched vampire interviewed

Yes please hate him with all of your heart and before you go to bed tonight pray that he kills himself