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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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izzy's playlists!
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@iwillfollowthemarshlights
everyone sharing their twitters and other social media in case of this website experiencing an all-out collapse. not me. use the information you’ve learned about me to track me down. piece together the cryptic clues i have left throughout my blog over the years in preparation of this day to decipher the location of our future meeting. i’ll be waiting
A true warrior queen has risen
C h o s e n
I want her to be in charge of everything, just like the Lady intended.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2017/09/05/girl-pulls-sword-from-legendary-lake-of-king-arthurs-excalibur_a_23197937/
to clarify, these are two different young girls pulling two different swords from two different lakes, about a year apart. strange women in ponds will continue to distribute swords
Listen maybe Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is a good basis for a system of government.
Pumpkins 🍁🎃
i went into a gamestop from another reality today
What happened?
so, i only went in to get the shiny silvally code. should’ve taken like a minute or two at most but i was in there for upwards of ten. it was deeply unsettling right off the bat when i walked in because it was quiet. like really quiet. the tv that plays the gaming news and the speaker that plays the ads weren’t running. the cashier says hello and i get in line to wait. it is dead silent. nobody in the store is making any noise except for the cashier, who is typing. she’s helping a little boy sell 12 PS4 games. the boys mom is walking back and forth behind him sipping her gas station brand cup of coffee. literally just walking back and forth from one end of the store to the other. all the while the entire store is silent, the kid is silent, the mom is silent… all 5 of the other full grown adults in this store are silent. and i’m the only one in line behind this kid, these other adults throughout the store are like standing in one space just staring and being quiet. they weren’t browsing, they weren’t talking. nobody was making any noise. i wasn’t making any noise. i was standing there thinking about how eerily silent it was in this gamestop and wondering what the hell was going on - hyper aware of every move i made because i didn’t want to make a noise and break the silence. this carried on for literally 10 minutes before another cashier came in through the front door and loudly exclaimed “i can’t leave you alone for five minutes.” he called me to the counter and asked me what i needed help with. it was like immediately the ambient noises of gamestop all returned at once and i stepped forward to get my code.
my favorite part of this is the implication that not only was the first cashier somehow responsible for the eerie silence to begin with but also that this has certainly happened before
if high waisted jeans go out of fashion one day my life is doomed
nothing’s out of fashion if you don’t give a shit
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhPgf2lhaC-/
I have exactly 11 questions
i dont, mind your business
ok why is this cat giving me strong jeff goldblum vibes
when ur son is about to run into a hedge
who’s ready for a bad post
Season’s Yeetings
I thought I was ready
got crunchy joints. crispy bones. popcorn ankles. pop pop pop pop thats me gettin out of bed
One Hundred Witches
🖤💜Master Post💜🖤
A handy resource guide of 100+ witches from across history, literature, mythology, and pop culture. Not all of these women would have identified as such, but many were persecuted and marginalized in the name thereof. This is not complete, nor comprehensive. I will be adding to it as I continue the project, as there are many, many witches I have yet to include.
📜Witches from History📜
Hypatia (350/370- 415)
Joan of Arc (1412-1431)
Mother Shipton (1488-1561)
Agnes Waterhouse (1503-1566)
Agnes Sampson (1591)
Alse Young (1600-1647)
Tituba
Catherine Deshayes (1640-1680)
🗄Historical Compilations🗄
In Memoriam
Red Haired Witches
📖Witches from Modern History📖
Occultists🔮
Pamela Coleman Smith
Dion Fortune
Helena Blavatsky
Marie Laveau*
Mothers of Modern Witchcraft/Wicca🕯
Doreen Valiente
Monique Wilson
Maxine Sanders
Edith Woodford-Grimes
Janet Farrar
Eleanor Bone
Margaret Murray
Vivianne Crowley
Old Dorothy Clutterbuck
Lois Bourne
Patricia Crowther
Sybil Leek
American Witches and Pagan Elders🌿
Margot Adler
Starhawk
Selena Fox
Silver RavenWolf
Zsuzsanna Budapest
Laurie Cabot
Jeane Dixon
Stevie Nicks
W.I.T.C.H.*
🎥Witches from Film/Literature📚
Bedknobs and Broomsticks
Eglantine Price
Bell, Book, and Candle
Gillian Holroyd
The Witches of Eastwick
Alexandra Medford, Jane Spofford, Sukie Ridgemont
Witches from Oz
Glinda
Mombi
Wicked Witch of the West
Witches from Narnia
Jadis, The White Witch
Witches from Harry Potter
Minverva McGonnogal
Bellatrix Lestrange
Hermione Granger*
Animated Disney Witches
Ursula
Maleficent
Madam Mim
Grimhilde (The Evil Queen)
Practical Magic
Sally and Gillian Owens
Frances and Bridget Owens
The Addams Family
Grandmama Addams
Hocus Pocus
The Sanderson Sisters: Winifred, Mary, Sarah
Wicker Man
Miss Rose
Witches
Grand High Witch
Rosemary’s Baby
Minnie Castavet
The Craft
Nancy Downs/Fairuza Balk
Rachel True
The VVITCH
Thomasin*
Miyazaki Witches
Kiki
Yubaba and Zeniba*
Pirates of the Caribbean
Tia Dalma
Macbeth
The Weird Sisters/Three Witches*
📺Witches from Television📺
Bewitched
Samantha Stephens
Endora
Aunt Clara
Sabrina The Teenage Witch
Sabrina Spellman
Hilda and Zelda Spellman
Game of Thrones
Melisandre
The Magicians
Julia Wicker, Margo Hanson, Alice Quinn, Kady Orloff-Diaz
Penny Dreadful
Vanessa Ives
Joan Clayton
Charmed
The Halliwell Sisters: Phoebe, Prue, Piper, and Paige.
Cartoons
Witch Hazel (Donald Duck)
Witch Hazel (Looney Tunes)
Halloweentown
Agatha Cromwell
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Willow Rosenberg
American Horror Story: Coven
Miss Robichaux’s Academy*
🏺Witches from Mythology/Folklore🏺
Biblical
The Witch of Endor
Lilith
Greek
Cassandra
Calypso
Circe
Medea
The Graeae/ The Moirai
Hecate
British Folklore
Jenny Greenteeth/Nelly Longarms/ Peg Powler
Black Annis
Allison Gross
Arthurian Legend
Morgan le Fay
Nimue: The Lady of the Lake
Italian Folklore
Aradia
La Befana
Celtic Mythology
Ceridwen
Slavic Folklore
Baba Yaga
American Folklore
The Bell Witch
📝Witches from Children’s Books📝
Room on the Broom
Witch
Strega Nona
Strega Nona
Mother Goose
Mother Goose
📰Witches from Comic Series📰
Wendy the Good Little Witch
Wendy
X-Men/Avengers
Scarlet Witch (Wanda Maximoff)
*denotes I was unable to complete their original post. I will be returning to these and adding a full analysis.
This list stems from my original project that I did for the 100 days before Halloween 2018. The nature of the project I discuss in my 1st post, which happened to be The Witch of Endor. I will be adding dozens other witches I did not get to in the initial 100 over time, and plan on producing a second series for male witches. Stay Tuned!
On the horizon
Bonnie Bennett (Vampire Diaries)
Witch of the Waste (Howl’s Moving Castle)
Mary Poppins
Louise Miller (Teen Witch)
i ONLY know how to express love in either dramatic, multi-page, 19th-century-style love letters OR single memes presented without commentary so jot that down
sometimes I remember that I’ve had the same blog for my entire tumblr career and that there are backlogs and backlogs of cringey shit from my various regrettable phases just there for anyone to see if they want and I feel as if someone has tred across my grave
Some people always get super salty when they come asking for help with a “ghost haunting” and the first thing i ask them is “have you checked your living space for carbon monoxide”.
Like maybe you thought coming to a witch you’d get some neat spell or some shit, but a big part of being a (good) witch is also looking at what is in front of you and ruling out some basic things first, and a lot of the things people describe to me when it comes to ghost hauntings also sound a helluva lot like carbon monoxide poisoning. So like sorry for giving a shit over whether or not you’re actually about to die or not I guess *shrug emoji*
Like I know we joke about my house being haunted (and maybe it is) but when the lights flicker in my house I don’t do a cleansing spell, I call an electrician. You gotta do the physical world things first before you jump to the metaphysical. That’s just how it is.
the older i get the more i can understand why people back in the old fairytale days would just fuck off and be a hermit in the woods. just chilling out in the middle of nowhere and occasionally telling random heroes cryptic shit. living the fucking dream.
Foot
The beans are growing nicely this year.
