I Will Maim You

The n(ew) safety update makes me upset and has filled my wonderful feed with bullshit.

[squidyword]

*missed phone call from work*

me: ugh if they’re asking me to come in I’m not gonna do it 

*phone call from work*

manager: hey can you come in today

me: yeah, sure I’ll be there in a bit

[small-chekov]

if ur hands are cold it’s just ur ghost boyfriend holding ur hand

[mhevet]

my f

[mhevet]

my feet are cold

[mhevet]

[lyxdelsic-deactivated20150201]

when a friend does something nice for you for no reason

[funky-furby]

im looking through my furby coloring book and

[funky-furby]

lust

[throwbackblr]

I had no clue Brenda Song & Macaualy Culkin were dating

[ruinedchildhood]

[isleswoman]

Good on them 😉

[i-mean-sure-deactivated20220130]

They’re cute together

[okay]

me right now 

[twerker]

2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers

[damianmcgintleman]

[officiallightningmcqueen]

what about 1982 1983 1984 1985 & 1986 Hmmm

[lesmiserablephantom]

since 1987. 

[imdoingstuffandthingslori]

[buddhabrand]

hanging with the boys

[procrastinationcentral1993-blog]

[twitterlols]

look at this cutie!!!

[kim-jisoo]

#2018 mood

[aklhf939u3-deactivated20150730]

thanks

[astuteobservations]

i did like 3 chore today mom why u making loud noise

[gallifreyfalls]

[cineraria]

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

a dog named Life.

[bob-belcher]

[ghostsandgoblins]