I LOVE FISH (too Bad They Arent Real)

Basically just shitposting acct, but anyways you can call me Theo or Email or Fish, honestly you can call me anything. I go by He/Him

[iwishfishwerereal]

you should do a little intro like me and tadrat have

Oh Allright, I’ll try mb if it sucks tho lmao

Hello tumblr dot com!! I’m Email or Iggy whatever you want to call me, I don’t care.

I use he/him pronouns

I’m like transgender and also really gay for my wife

I’m a minor don’t so be weird, I’ll report and block you .

Uhh I like fish (a lot) they are peak animals tbh

So peak

Media I like

Minecraft (idk I like Minecraft, hermit-craft is a thing I enjoy)

I like superhero’s (DC (Mostly a Flash fan), Marvel (moon knight, X-men, daredevil)) my favourite non mainstream superhero series is The cute mutants (so peak you should read it)

I like star wars (the Mandalorian is my favourite offshoot)

Huge HUGE Sherlock Holmes fan (johnlock my beloved 💔💔) the adaptation I’m focused on rn is Sherlock and co

My favourite author is Sacha lamb (they are so peak)

The few hobbies I have

Drawing (I have a few OCs, and by a few I mean like thousands)

I’m learning-ish how to skate (basically I suck)

I like fishing but I like never go fishing (so I suck)

I like hiking (never really hike anymore 💔)

I like biking at the bike park? (I suck though)

And I like crocheting and roller skating (never do it anymore 💔💔)

Probably the most important thing about me, Booncus is my OTP. #Booncus forever

And finally I love my moots so like here are some of them bc I can’t remember shit 💔💔

@tadrat @cherryseed7 @rae--the--artist @unknownbrainrot @hypothetical-lee @tasty-cilantro @lunathetunaaa @beanzdabean @merthaevelynk @sunshine-snake

You should like go follow them all of them are so cool trust guys

Bonus fish images

[iwishfishwerereal]

Remade my fish aren’t real tshirt cause my other ones broke/sucked

[silly-fi5h]

I'M NOT REAL!?!?

[iwishfishwerereal]

Yes, I’m sorry to tell you but ur a genetically modified government spy.

[itgamfeaniop]

Oh god... they're coming for me

[iwishfishwerereal]

Truth

[iwishfishwerereal]

Remade my fish aren’t real tshirt cause my other ones broke/sucked

[silly-fi5h]

I'M NOT REAL!?!?

[iwishfishwerereal]

Yes, I’m sorry to tell you but ur a genetically modified government spy.

[xansheu]

to consume and to be consumed

[iwishfishwerereal]

Remade my fish aren’t real tshirt cause my other ones broke/sucked

[riddlebites]

CAN YOU DRAW WES FROM LACKADAISY PRETTY PLEASE THANK YOU🩷🩷😼😸

I finally caught up with the lackadaisy comic recently and I had to come back to this request and draw this guy. I love the little wrinkle he does with his snout

[iwishfishwerereal]

I just did my laundry, I feel so alive.

[iwishfishwerereal]

I forgot my dryer played a little song when it’s done drying I feel so joyful

[cryonically-preserved-loser]

Is it you

get a load of this guy!!! vro what are fish even about like go back to the ocean where you belong

[iwishfishwerereal]

Geez okay man 😔🐟💔

[iwishfishwerereal]

I feel normal for the first time in a long time

[iwishfishwerereal]

I’m here

[itgamfeaniop]

I'm also here

[iwishfishwerereal]

YOOOOOOOO

[iwishfishwerereal]

I miss everyone but I think I need everything to be quiet

[iwishfishwerereal]

I don’t want to go back but I want to go somewhere else

[iwishfishwerereal]

I’m here

[iwishfishwerereal]

I’m hungry

[xansheu]

fih

[violntfemme]

^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

Tags!: @rae-unbeloved @lil-gae-disaster @fictionalcharactergraveyard @livelaughlovelams @alexanderhamiltonhasafatass

[eveessideblogfornonsense]

LESS FUCKING GOOOO

@sunshine-snake @lavendermoon48 @beanzdabean @lotustired @saltedlemoncandies @tabbykai @maedaeeee @yourlocalavian @yosanoschainsaw @iicor @peskybirdonyx @potatodolikeuman and open tagss

[beanzdabean]

.................................................................................................OOOOOOOOHHHHHH FFFUUUCCCKKK!!!!!!!!! Pray for me guys 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@yourlocalavian @foxfire16 @sunshine-snake @phoenixrainsfire413 @iicor @ilikesheeppp @lunathetunaaa @callofwinter @toadfree @robbinbobbyn @autopilotangel @thedogbard @vigilante-shit-ddvau @chesetheberry @purrrrplecats @merthaevelynk @lavendermoon48 @mxshrimp @aussiebeth @p3skybirdd @t3apartytheartist @bat--hugs

[sunshine-snake]

...

idk how to feel abt this.

happy? distressed? overjoyed? paniced? all of those??

open tags! (who i'm tagging below the cut) :) /nf

@beanzdabean @gaysnake43 @iicor @yourlocalavian @wiltingtu1ips @ver-astroii @lunathetunaaa @autopilotangel @toadfree @maedaeeee @elilovestrafficsmp @iwishfishwerereal @biteygremlinanon @nerd-alerts @mcytobsessedshine @foxeroni @purrrrplecats @bucket-of-axilotl @fledgeheart @goodtimeswithshane @sea-jellie-thoguhts @ellie-star @ihavebeenstrippedfrommywhimsy @dawn-but-different @opalizedninjacat @vivaciousmessypixie @chocolate-croissant50 @mare-the-gupxolotl @cherryseed7 @merthaevelynk @blue-jay27 @phoenixrainsfire413 @multishipper33 @vickysnowpawz + anyone else /nf

[iwishfishwerereal]

I’m done with this I love war 💞🐟💕