DETECTIVE. ARRIVING. ON THE SCENE.

Vexus. 33. Star Wars Slut. Singleplayer Hermit. RPG Fan. Absolutely Won't Shut Up About Games and Movies. [he/him]

[pawjamas]

[masochism101]

my ability to be both a sweetie pie and a sick pervert will lead me to great things

[darthvexus]

I'm just not doing well, folks. Like I don't talk to people, I feel like shit. I talk to people, I feel like shit. There's no winning. There's no existing.

[darthvexus]

Kinda tired of every time I work up the courage to post a selfie, absolutely nothing happens. Barely any interaction, no compliments. I need to just accept that I'm ugly and move on.

[darthvexus]

Do I continue this great movie watching marathon I've been on tomorrow or do I watch a movie tomorrow I am almost certain I am not going to enjoy?

[whitealbum]

does anyone else feel like we need to raise the standard for writing quality across all mediums like right now

[amazoogle]

let's develop a perfect plan

[amazoogle]

1. get cozy in bed

[greeniery]

2. nathing wrong with me

[nadjasnandor]

consuming media like

[wrotten]

there’s a very specific aesthetic i’m going for on this blog and it’s called cool things i like

[comfybutter]

some kind of fucked up perverted game called sharing each other's interests and having fun together

[thememedaddy]

[idratherhavefreedom]

[waterandsilver]

if you have to rely on specific scripts or turns of phrase to socialise that's totally fine, but you must NOT reveal them to your friends while slightly drunk. it's like showing how the magic trick works, you can't do it in front of them afterwards

[waterandsilver]

i like dogs a lot but i can never remember the differences between breeds (apart from the few types i've actually owned/interacted with). but i know people looove their dogs and love talking about their dogs, so whenever im talking to a dog owner i'll ask what breed it is, and no matter what breed they say i'll say "oh! i've heard they have a really nice nature :D" and they always go YESSS THEY'RE GREAT and start gushing about their dog and we have a nice conversation and i build social credit with this person. anyway i told my friends about this script a few weeks ago when slightly drunk and now every time we're in public together and a dog goes past they turn to me and ask "does that one have a nice nature?" im in a hell of my own making

[destiny2-names]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[twinkhole-destroyer]

someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[gandalfsbignaturals]

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random