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[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

the king has abruptly fired 60% of his wizard staff, so he’s about to be abruptly surprised at who floated 100% of his formerly floating sky castle

[finndamerons-archive]

castle // halsey

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

3am is a time to imagine a woman you love with her hands around your throat while your head is blissfully empty

[fox-bright]

This meme is a MURDER ATTEMPT.

I am absolutely fucking serious. The original meme, without the big red denial, is someone's attempt to fucking kill people.

There is NO SAFE DOSAGE of pennyroyal oil. Even Mother Earth News says there's no reason to use pennyroyal essential oil for ANYTHING, even topically or as a fragrance, for fuckssake! That should give you some idea about how dangerous it is!

Pennyroyal tea, plant matter in hot water, is a traditional abortifacient. It is *incredibly* dangerous, induces abortion by bringing the body close to organ failure (and frequently pushing the system right over the edge, because dosage is impossible to meter), but I would drink a gallon of it before I took a half-teaspoon of pennyroyal essential oil.

Two teaspoons, taken across 48 hours, has successfully killed someone.

Three teaspoons taken as a single dosage killed the consumer within THREE HOURS.

There is NO SAFE DOSAGE! FOR PENNYROYAL OIL INTERNALLY! NONE!

The person who made this meme is PURPOSEFULLY, ACTIVELY, trying to get desperate people killed!

[fuckingconversations]

Pennyroyal oil contains pulegone, which is highly toxic, particularly to the liver. Ingestion can lead initially to gastrointestinal distress such as nausea, vomiting, and abdominal pain. Later on, it can lead to failure of the liver and kidneys, resulting in bleeding, seizures, multiple organ failure, and death.

There is no antidote for pennyroyal oil poisoning.

- straight from poison control

[somebeaver-offical]

what the fuck

[aflockofpigeons]

Ok I googled it and

what the fuck



[isaacsapphire]

You know that Amazon does not give a single fuck about the safety of its products, right? Unlike a brick and mortar store, there’s no legal liability so there’s no financial incentive for Amazon to not sell products that are likely to or even intended to kill people (they sold suicide kits for a while).

[mumblesplash]

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

[mumblesplash]

like what do you MEAN the number 1 sexiest character trait of all time is just kind of offputting and bad for you in real life. next you'll tell me smoking has consequences other than looking like a mysterious badass

[whatdoesthevixensay]

correct

[imaginarylands4000]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it's cool how in the 6 years since this tweet was written it's become significantly less useful not because anything has gotten better but because the majority of products on Amazon are now from fly-by-night brands called "ZZPORK" and "GLUM4PANT"

[lovepersimmin]

learning more about the hotd costumes and exploding whoever was in charge of how to light / shoot / edit that show with my mind

[lovepersimmin]

it cannot be understated how much we are missing because we cant FUCKING SEE SHIT. took all of the below screenshots from the recent instyle video on youtube

rhaenyra's dress:

rhaenyra's dress that we see:

alys river's dress:

alys river's dress that we see:

i picked these two because honestly i think these are the gravest offenses, but there are so many even in that brief video that they touched on that you can see the insanely beautiful skill and hard work and gorgeous colors that went into every single thing - including jewelry and accessories and props. and you will never be able to make it out on the show bc they put the CANT SEE SHIT filter on it. aemond's armor? so much detail but you can't see it. simon strong???? they had him in an absolutely gorgeous crushed purple velvet but you'd never know.....

if you're interested in costume design or clothing / garment construction, i HIGHLY recommend that you check out that video. it might be the only way you'll see some of the stunning details that went into the costuming and props :')

[waltzingbi]

why do only vitamins get to be gummies i want gummy shark adderall peach ring antidepressants

[tricktster]

a good thing about having friends with kids is that you can just sow the seeds for something that you’ll never need to address again. like tonight my friend’s three year old saw me eating blue corn chips.

kid: what are you eating from that basket?

me: triangles.

kid: can i have triangles?

me: dunno, did you brush teeth yet?

kid: no

me: mhm, and are you okay with screaming really loud?

kidd: what???

me: yeah, sometimes these make you scream really loud, are you ok with that?

kid: i am not afraid of screaming.

me: you’re very brave. you can have two triangles. then why don’t you go show your dad your new power, i gotta go.

[unnameablethings]

op u live up to ur username

[tricktster]

Checking back in years later as a person who now has a four year old and a six year old and finally understands just how awful it is to have small children randomly screeching at maximum volume in a way that only someone with lived experience can

this is still very, very funny.

this may be one of the funniest things i’ve ever done actually.

[tricktster]

a good thing about having kids is that you can just sow the seeds for something that you’ll never need to address again. i mean, you probably should, but you don’t gotta. like a few weeks ago, I taught the kids all about the F word and why - even though it has incredible conversational utility - you shouldn’t say it because it’s a very very bad swear word and people will get upset.

I also taught them that the F word is, uh, “flinkle”

they are little potty mouths and it is so so so so so so funny to hear them on a flinkle rampage

[tricktster]

In my defense, I didn’t make them myself, I just met a hot dude with kids and made them my own

[maddie-2022]

That has got to be the funniest way to describe being a stepparent

[charl0ttan]

theyre going to kill me because nobody in history has acted strangely and im the very first

[sonhogentil]

[pukicho]

Been getting into ceramics lately

[trans-humanoid-automaton]

How do they taste man

[pukicho]

It hasn’t even been five minutes. Why do so many of you think I’m eating it. It hasn’t even been five minutes.

[dr-cute-pink-doctor]

Yeah yeah whatever how do they taste man

[what-even-is-thiss]

Honestly my ideal Minecraft base that I always find the most fun to work on is an increasingly complex series of rooms and tunnels carved into the side of a hill.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Hobbit living with a mine in your basement and a garden out front really is ideal

[grimmscythe]

Reblog to cast heal on prev

[sawed-on-shotgun]

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

[tpwrtrmnky]

"Your body knows whether it has this organ or not" okay so

what is the function of hormones in the body

what does the body "think" if you introduce the hormone that's produced by a specific organ in amounts that would indicate that you have the organ

[tpwrtrmnky]

See, I believe that the body's signalling mechanisms actually do something, rather than being fun little molecules that are unimportant in comparison to your cells' ability to read your spiritual alignment or whatever.

[tpwrtrmnky]

Like to be quite honest I don't think my body is smart enough to understand that there's no uterus in here while I'm actively flooding my bloodstream with the "you have a uterus" signalling molecules.

Asserting that it somehow "knows" without providing a mechanism for how that information is communicated, simply because there ought to be a way that it does, is what's known as "magical thinking."

[angstbotfic]

[random-jot]

ooh I got pliny of elder