Stolas: Well, remember when Y/n made a romantic dinner for me?
Blitzo : Stolas, they microwaved you a pizza.
Y/n : Hey, Stolas you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform.
Stolas: Have you ever been to a mortuary?
Y/n : Yea, my grandma lives there.
Blitzo : That is the worst response to that question.
*Blitzo teaching Y/n to drive and taking Stolas along for the ride*
Blitzo: That's a pothole. To the left!
Y/n : Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*
Stolas, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.
Y/n : I don't think that's how the song goes.
Blitzo, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.
Y/n and Stolas in unison: I Belong!
Blitzo, crying harder: What the fuck?
Stolas: *sighs* Y/n used to call me Stolas...
Blitzo: ...Because it's your fucking name.
Y/n to Stolas: First rule of battle, little one... don’t ever let them know where you are.
Blitzo, shooting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo!
Y/n : 'Course, there’re other schools of thought.
Stolas: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.
Blitzo: What's wrong with you??
Stolas: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.
Y/n : No, they mean other than that.
Stolas: I haven't slept in 4 days.
Blitzo, knocking on the door: Y/n , open up!
Y/n : It all started when I was a kid.
Blitzo: That’s not what I-
Y/n : Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Blitzo?
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