I Wrote A Little Something

I'm part of far too many fandoms....

[lithiumic]

Respect girls who are virgins respect girls who suck 7 dicks at a time respect girls who don’t like dick respect girls who have dicks

[frogmp3]

i’d take the cash and spit in their drinks

[puthy]

I fucking hate customers like this

[hotbully-deactivated20170419]

Also unless you’re just getting like a few drinks, five is a shitty tip.

[sidewalkwitch]

Honestly if I knew beforehand that the max tip u were gonna give me would be five bucks you’d get the most minimal degree of service I could provide.

[daggers-drawn]

Don’t do this. This is the most disrespectful thing on earth.

[thebibliosphere]

“We have always talked about doing this. Boy honey wouldn’t it be fun to taunt the person likely making below minimum wage who is already expending far more emotional labor on winning our approval than we’ll ever show our own children. What if we just left money out on the table, just to watch them sing and dance for our sense of gratification and take a dollar away for every time they don’t sit back and clap like a performing seal. Boy I sure do love being a shitstain on the underpants of humanity.”

[boredpanda]

The Queen’s ‘Green Screen’ Outfit Sparks A Hilarious Internet Reaction

[realitytvgifs]

[jenniferlawurence]

I was at a concert that I heard he was attending, so I had my full security find Donald Trump. I was adamant on finding him and then making a video of me going, “Hey, Trump. Fuck you!” I wouldn’t rest! I wouldn’t rest until he was found. He knew I was looking for him.

[monica-geller]

yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool

[rnackenzie-deactivated20130805]

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

[tacoabel]

when the teacher says you can work in groups of 3

[whenmoments]

When “I have a boyfriend” no longer works so you have to resort to something else  

[simpite-deactivated20170318]

There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t laugh at this f ucking picture

[annfosterwriter]

[geekasaur]

fuck it up edith anne!

[tibets]

[thesimpsonswayoflife]

[marsupialkat]

im crying

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

[meanplastic]

[kirstythejetblackgoldfish]

[putinplaza]

Putin doesn’t understand what a heart is.