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if i look back, i am lost

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Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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me irl
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
Hi Jeffrey, I am afraid
The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now
these are the voyages of the starship enterprise, its ongoing mission: fuck around and find out
Enough already
if you ever feel bad about your writing, especially structure-wise, remember: you’re still not the one who put “somehow, palpatine has returned” into a multimillion dollar franchise produced by one of the greediest and richest corporations on earth. you’ll always be better than that one.
oh my.
this is so perfect.
(source)
A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it
oh shit my laundry
reblog to save someone’s laundry
New definition of gritty reboot: the story is exactly the same, but one main character has been replaced by Gritty.
#pride & prejudice (via @mylordshesacactus)
#but who would be gritty?#darcy’s too obvious so that’s out#elizabeth has phenomenal comedic potential#so does lady catherine de bourgh#NO WAIT I’VE GOT IT:#MRS. BENNET
Jane. All the dialogue about how she’s objectively the prettiest and sweetest sister with the most delicate manners and constitution and has trouble expressing her emotions especially when in love remain 100% unchanged.
Meanwhile, Jane “Gritty” Bennet is in the background of the shot in a 100% period-accurate dress, throwing Mr Collins through a window.
Pride and Extreme Prejudice
The responses to this post just keep getting better.
@lone-gunwoman-of-the-week
Mr. Darcy: You are dancing with the only handsome girl in the room.
Meanwhile:
Mr. Bingley: She is the most beautiful creature I have ever beheld.
your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions
your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions
Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?
Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
your man thinks putting caramel on onions is caramelizing them
(pulls out my 9ct gold victorian temperance charm with pop out bone devil)
"mikey what should i order?"
"get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days"
(puts 9ct gold victorian temperance charm with pop out bone devil back in pocket)
"uh-ah, combo with fries please."
Me: this is hamletcore
My therapist: we actually call it clinical depression
i havent been able to stop thinking abt how thats paddington’s boyfriend
phone: *rings*
me: no