i'm climbing uphill

isabelle monroe. 18. undeclared major. “Nothing is written in the stars. Not these stars, nor any others. No one controls your destiny.”

[daddyshellraiser]

“Men are vulgar..” She paused, and laughed. “Though, mine was no better.”

[izzy-monroe]

Izzy shrugged and then smiled at her. “You weren’t that bad. At least you didn’t start blowing up condoms, right?”

[eisleyg-deactivated20150624]

  “Can you try these brownies? I’m making them for the drama club bake sale tomorrow but I need to make sure they’re good…”

[izzy-monroe]

“These don’t have weed in them, do they? Not that that would necessarily keep me from eating them, it’d just be nice to have some advance warning.”

[daddyshellraiser]

“I’m scared to ask what is..”

[izzy-monroe]

“It involved a lot of puns, and condom balloon animals. Need I say more?”

[florenceblackburn-blog-blo-blog1]

I hate YOLO.

[izzy-monroe]

Oh come on, YOLO is basically the symbol of our generation. And besides, Drake came up with it, so it can’t be that bad.

[freyasfrench]

[daddyshellraiser]

“I just want to make out..”

[izzy-monroe]

“With me? Because, if so, that’s not actually the worst pick up line I’ve heard.”

[florenceblackburn-blog-blo-blog1]

He’s a…babe… is that the word they’re using these days?

[izzy-monroe]

Oh, definitely. Babe, YOLO - all that crazy stuff the youth say.

[izzy-monroe]

Text --> Izzy

Emilie: PLEASE DON'T HURT HIM ISABELLE!!!

Emilie: Or do, then again, what the hell do I know about how to handle relationships.

Izzy: WHY NOT??? I've been bingewatching Criminal Minds, and I'm pretty sure I could successfully hide a body at this point.

Izzy: On a serious note, I'm sorry that he's such a dick.

[izzy-monroe]

Text --> Open

Emilie: Please tell me theoretically what you would do if the man that you really, really love was making out with a guy in the woods when he thought you weren't home after he promised he'd never cheat on you again?!

Emilie: THEORETICALLY OF COURSE.

Izzy: ...I'm gonna kill him.

Izzy: I gave him a warning not to hurt you, so I'm giving you a fair warning that I'M GOING TO KILL SALEM.

[ohwasikowska-deactivated2015062]

“Definitely. It’s lots of fun and much cooler by the water.”

[izzy-monroe]

“Any pool in particular that you have in mind? Because I’m more than open to suggestions.”

[luckyhurtado-blog]

“Oh, Chris Evans, my boyfriend. You know who I’d wish up? Jason Mamoa. Now that’s a fine piece of man meat.”

[izzy-monroe]

“Captain America and Khal Drogo, you can’t get any better than that. I’d let the two of them rescue me any day.”

[withabadpersona-archive-blog]

“Maybe you’re just not looking hard enough.”

[izzy-monroe]

“Are you saying you could help with that? Maybe by pointing out some secret society for pool boys?”

[ohwasikowska-deactivated2015062]

“Are you at least at the pool?”

[izzy-monroe]

“Not at the moment. But that seems like something I clearly need to fix.”

[ofcxterina]

“Bartenders will have to suffice.”

[izzy-monroe]

“Well, I’ll settle if I really must.”

[nadaswipearchives]

“How tragic.  What’s the point of college if there are no hot pool boys to get you drinks?”

[izzy-monroe]

“It really is though. You have to admit, college would be a lot more fun if you had hot pool boys in all your lectures.”

[luckyhurtado-blog]

“I’m sure if you try real hard and believe in yourself, you can wish yourself up a sexy pool boy. That or just recite the State Farm theme song.”

[izzy-monroe]

“Is that really all it takes to conjure up an attractive man? Because if so, I think I’m going to abandon the pool boy thing and just go straight for Chris Evans.”

[seanotw]

“I feel you, I keep thinking if I close my eyes and wish real hard I’ll be back there, but so far no luck.”

[izzy-monroe]

“I feel so hurt, they gave us a taste of paradise and now we’ll never be the same.”