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The child of a Mermaid and a Centaur has a 1 in four chance of being a normal human.

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and a 1 in 4 chance of being a seahorse

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I’m glad we remember our Punnett squares.

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Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

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What a time to be alive.

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“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

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I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

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just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

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Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

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I crack up every time at seeing that runestone.

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Can we talk about the fact that James practically begged Joss to let him do this scene shirtless?

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Omg seriously!?!!???

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I read an interview somewhere on here about him asking Joss to let him because he’d been doing all these sit ups and wanted to show it off. I can’t remember who posted it though!

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Who’s idea was it to put Spike in those tight jeans?

That was me. And the tighter t-shirt, and the lack of a coat. . I was like, I m a regular? I’m gonna be a star. The very first uh, Harmony and Spike that scene where I had my shirt off and I told her to shut the hell up? That wasn’t written to be shirtless, and I was like Joss, you know this could be shirtless. And he was like I can’t do it because the censors already want to cut the scene its like too risqué and all that, and then I said come on, joss, I’ve been doing like 500 sit ups a day blablabla. And he goes okay, why don’t you show me your stomach, so I took it off and he gets this wicked smile and goes… yeah do it. And he went upstairs and called the censors and called the WB and they screamed holy murder and we did it anyway. Joss loves, Joss is such a bad boy. Such a rebel. If you tell him not to do something watch out. They told him to cut down on the violence last season, I think, and the sex went through the window. They rue the day they ever told him to cut down on the violence. (x)

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every dylemma scene like ever [1/?]

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Wisest words of this century

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This is the realist shit ever spoke

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FANCASTING: Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Milo Thatch: Andrew Garfield

‘Kida’ Kidagakash: Zoe Saldana

Commander Rourke: Tommy Lee Jones

Helga Sinclair: Charlize Theron

Audrey Ramirez: Francia Raisa

Dr. Joshua Sweet: Terry Crews

‘Vinny’ Santorini: John Turturro

Gaetan ‘The Mole’: Timothy Spall

Mrs. Packard: Helen Mirren

King Kashekim Nedakh: Morgan Freeman

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These Carrie Fisher tweets and quotes prove that she was brilliant and crazy in the best way

Because Fisher wasn’t just Princess Leia, she was also a tireless advocate for mental health and humanized people with mental disorders. And now her daughter Billie Lourde has some touching words to share about her mother’s amazing legacy.

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This is…..the same person

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Freshman vs. senior year

agoodcartoon

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

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why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

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i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

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Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

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how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

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I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

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“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”

“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

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“For the love of God, Montresor!” -Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

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Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking, whacking on my chamber door.

Resignedly, I placed another layer, voicing a quiet, repeated prayer, “This dude thinks he’s a player, but I am not a point to score, he should fuck off and bother me no more.”

Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

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edgar allen bro

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a nsa agent in a suit looking through my laptop camera: she’s on her phone…….. our data shows that she’s got tumblr open on her laptop but she has tumblr open on her phone………. double check her browser?

some nerd hired straight out of college: *types rapidly* she’s definitely got tumblr open on her laptop

the nsa agent, softly: so why is she looking at it on her phone…..

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My husband and myself have served in the military. When we call home from overseas, our lines are monitored and on a short delay so no sensitive information is revealed. The line will just go dead if you say something you’re not supposed to.

Now, these calls are monitored by a department in the military called Signal corps. When we’d talk on my husband’s last deployment, we had a running joke that we said hi to “Signal Guy Fred.”

So this continued for his entire 12 month deployment, and we made sure we said hi or bye to “Signal Guy Fred” every phone call. On his final phone call before returning home we made sure to thank “Signal Guy Fred” for his time and wish him farewell.

So, before I disconnect the call, I wish “Fred” the best and thank him for his service. My phone was on speaker mode (I was cooking dinner) and my finger was hovering over the end call button when I hear the softest little, “My name’s Jason.”