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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

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The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

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hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

charlataninred

I am in love with you /p

inkvoices

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

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21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

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adding the Doctors Without Borders one

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I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!

24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children

25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard

26. Haunted house

27. Shark hero was about to go rogue

28. Grandma lives in the woods comic

29. A Different Aftermath comic

30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)

31. It’s A Date comic

32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay

33. Narrative Town

34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic

35. Robot Apocalypse

36. The Statues That Do Not Weather

37. Kushiel

38. Tooth Fairy

39. Alien abduction

40. Felonious wish-granting

41. When humans met actual space orcs

42. Space cousins

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WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD

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Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

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after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

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Nothing happened.

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

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Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture.

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

flagellant

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

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i need all the help i can get for finals

finnglas

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.

So you know.

This might be the real one, y’all.

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izzyruth92

You know, I feel like there is meant to be a comment here.

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For ASAW, our creators at TAAAP made some informational graphics! Descriptions of the images under the cut. More coming soon!

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Hello, Inseparables! We here at HQ have been brainstorming a bunch of ideas to get us through the final week of the hiatus.

So we decided, “What better way than a giveaway?”

As a HUGE thank you to all of the amazing fans of the show and followers of our blog, we’ve decided to run the very first A4O HQ giveaway!

What is the prize, you ask?

The prize will be a mug very similar to the one showcased by Miss Dorothy Castlemore herself above, with a little HQ twist. Please see guidelines below:

You must be following All For One Headquarters on Tumblr

Like and/or reblog this post with your active account

Each user gets two entries max (1 like + 1 reblog)

We will ship worldwide!

The giveaway will run until Friday 29th April @ 11:59pm EST. The winner will then be announced Saturday 30th April @ 4:30pm EST, one hour before the live episode!

⚔ Best of luck to you all! ⚔

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This week in People Magazine:

“Andrew Hamilton. My name is…Andrew Hamilton. And there’s a million things I haven’t done”

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Good thing there wasn’t an entire song dedicated to what’s his name, or else this would be super embarrassing.

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But damn, it’s getting dark, so let me spell out the name I am the -

A N - D R - E to the Double-U…

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“Figure it out, Andrew. That’s an order from your commandrew.” - Greg Washington

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every single person who reblogs this with get a pun in their asks. every. single. person.

izzyruth92

I want a pun!

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EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT REBLOGS THIS BY DECEMBER 25TH, 2015 WILL GET A RANDOM DOODLE

The doodle will be based off their url, blog title and/or description!

You know it!

*slams fist on desk* NOW THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE

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Its more beautiful than you could ever imagine

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Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

izzyruth92

Woot - Aces for the win!

who should you fight Hamilton edition

Alexander Hamilton: you're probably gonna lose because he will NOT give up but please fight alexander hamilton. he probably wants to fight you. he wants to fight everyone. even if you don't want to fight, he'll fight you anyway.

Aaron Burr: if you can actually get him to fight (he'll prob just run away most of the time) you've got like a 60-75% chance of beating him but this poor man's been through so much just leave him alone

John Laurens: you could probably beat him but John Laurens has done nothing wrong and deserves only the best in this world. do not fight laurens.

Marquis de Lafayette: you want to fight lafayette? master tactician and owner of many guns, marquis de lafayette? well ok then good luck

Hercules Mulligan: dude spies and sews pants for a living. he's pretty big, real feisty, and has incredible resilience but if you're strong enough you might be able to take him.

Phillip Hamilton: what?? the fuck? why??? why would you want to fight phillip??

Eliza Schuyler: eliza is a pure and good angel and fighting her will only get your ass kicked by alexander and angelica

Angelica Schuyler: she will mess you the FUCK up. DO NOT FIGHT ANGELICA SCHUYLER. DO NOT.

King George III: yes. beat his smarmy pompous ass. he's used to a life of comfort so it's almost a guaranteed win.

John Adams: you should most definitely fight john adams. he'll probably try to slander your name after tho so maybe wear a mask or something

George Washington: do you honestly think this would be a good idea

Samuel Seabury: fight this loser. another guaranteed win.

Charles Lee: did you see how he did in the war? if you can get him to stand still and not retreat you'll definitely win

Thomas Jefferson: JESUS CHRIST YES FIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKER AT EVERY GIVEN OPPORTUNITY. HIT HIM WITH A GODDAMN TWO BY FOUR I DON'T GIVE A SHIT JUST KICK HIS SHITTY RACIST ASS WHENEVER POSSIBLE. it's debatable whether or not you'll actually win but GOD FIGHT HIM ANYWAY

stuckinthestorm

i need lin to sort the hamilton characters into the hogwarts houses bc im starting to see edits and they are 100% wrong

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bless. i’d be more than happy to tackle this, just in case jo never sees hamilton and lin never gets a chance to ask her to sort them.

i think it’s imperative to start off by making sure everyone knows how a hogwarts sorting even works. the hat does not put you in a house based solely on qualities you already possess (though that is part of the formula). it also takes into consideration qualities you value (which is why peter pettigrew was a gryffindor despite being a coward); it will also sort you into a house it thinks will challenge you into being your best you (the sorting hat saw neville’s potential before neville ever did). and, of couse, there’s the hat’s inclination towards honouring choice. we got that? okay cool, now onto the ham sorting!

alexander hamilton: gryffindor, full stop. you can scream he’s a slytherin because he was ambitious all day long, but that doesn’t mean you’re correct! every founding father was ambitious, you gonna put them all in slytherin, too? ambition isn’t even really the most defining slytherin trait; that would be our sense of self-preservation. alexander hamilton lacked that (i mean, he challenged the republican party to a duel just because he’d had a bad day). there’s also the fact that his honour and sense of morality was of the utmost importance to him. he sabotaged his career to clear his name of speculation, for goodness sake. a slytherin would never.

aaron burr: an actual slytherin! here’s a man that had that ambition y’all keep talking about in spades. he also had no qualms with using any means possible to get ahead, including changing political parties when opportunity stuck (a move hamilton would not have touched with a ten foot pole because it would have meant sacrificing personal principles and a dot ham was too fond of his unpopular opinions for that).

thomas jefferson: the gilderoy lockhart side of ravenclaw. he sucked but he was clever. he helped draft the declaration of independence and the declarations of the rights of men, was pretty cultured (for a shitty racist), and loved books. “i cannot live without books,” he once said. typical asshat ravenclaw, frankly.

eliza schuyler: hufflepuff for days.

angelica schuyler: she’s a bit difficult to place. i see her being a hatstall between ravenclaw and hufflepuff because of her inclination towards loyalty and placing a ton of value on intelligence, and choosing ravenclaw because it looks nicer on paper (the prejudice against hufflepuff house is too real to ignore here).

marquis de lafayette: hufflepuff! never participated in a battle in his life yet willingly went to fight in a war for a country he’d never even visited before. fun potter fact: during the battle of hogwarts, every single hufflepuff of age stayed to fight because it was the right thing to do, a very lafayette move. another fun potter fact: “hufflepuff” in lafayette’s native french is poufsouffle!

george washington: hufflepuff again. yeah, he was courageous and led armies, which definitely gives him a hat tip towards gryffindor, but mostly he was just very chill and had quite the “can we all just get along, please?” attitude.

john laurens: gryffindor like his lover hamilton, for similar reasons.

hercules mulligan: R A V E N C L A W with a hint of slytherin. he literally got british officers drunk just to cajole information out of them. what a great dude.

so yeah. that concludes “gunsandships plays sorting hat”. feel free to disagree with me on any of these as you see fit but just know that, as a slytherin, i will never be persuaded to your side because i am stubborn and also positive i am right.

izzyruth92

For self reference

I hope you have a wonderful day! - Secret Santa

Aww, thanks! That’s very sweet!