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God I want like. A full body massage. A team of dermatologists acting like an f1 pit crew to destroy my bad skin issues. 3 days in a jacuzzi. Another full body massage. Put onto a medieval torture rack and stretched until it fixes me idk I feel like it'd do wonders for my hips

genuinely what is a girl to do if she cut her own hair and it looks like nothing has changed apart from her having slight bangs 😁

#curly hair issues #man im so sad #i followed all the tuts to a t #oh well no harms done

i was feeling sad so i lay down on rhe floor for a bit. how have i NEVER done this before because i felt so much better

sawthoone

project hail mary animatic i finished a few days ago! contains spoilers of a scene towards the end of the book…

izzyshitposts

hey so i didnt expect to cry today 😅😅😅

greelin

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

charl0ttan

haha thats so funny bro. hey what do you thik will become of me

this new somblr update is pissing me off man like SOMBLR??? GET OUT OF MY HAOUSE IMMEDIATELY

#get this performative man off of this pls #the new sombr logo for the logo is also so trash 😭😭#like tumblr u did NOT just do allat

bro WHAT is up with twitters regulations the phod announcement tweet was restricted because of that

#also the irony of dans reply not being the thing censored #also fuck the government #putting the 'local regulations' on #but anyeays we balling #ba ba balling #dan and phil #phil lester #dan howell #phan #phandom #amazingphil #danisnotonfire #daniel howell #phodcast #hard launch podcast

0nlyhere4phil

who's ready to get...flaccid </3

emistheantlerqueen

i love that in EVERY hard launch ep whenever dan claps his hands or hits something he has to immediately start screaming for the listeners that nothing sexual is going on and its just his hands. like yeah dude, we didn't think you guys just started raw dogging in the middle of the fucking podcast episode 😭