ROCK IS DEAD

and paper killed it

[scornflakes]

Work, you dummy. I don’t share a 60 gig phone plan with JUSTINE.

[sarah-is]

BISH YOU MIGHT BE

[j-date]

I wish

[scornflakes]

I CAN ONLY SEE WHITE AND GOLD WHAT IS MY LIFE

That dress is black and blue, unless I tilt my laptop screen at a super extreme angle. All you losers who can’t unsee it as white and gold, if that explanation about the higher functioning cones is right, please know that my eyes work better than yours despite the fact that I only have one good eye.

[thecindercone]

Deer heaven 

[newblogisjacindaelena]

 Carin Olsson

[j-date]

me: *sneezes*

mom: remember January 14th 2008 when i told you to bring a jacket

[seasons-of-lov3]

[vampirewknd]

I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??

[budacub]

Put the sticker back

[interruptingpanda]

It actually got worse.

[vgfm]

It went from oral sex between two consenting adults to two vandals bisecting, dismembering, and disemboweling one of their young and then dumping their own pureed excrement inside of its scraped-out body cavity for the purposes of a cannibalistic feast.

[chestervelt]

2 m&ms 1 cup

[fragileheartxxx]

[delta-breezes]

Triple Chocolate Vanilla Crumb Cake | Top with Cinnamon

[j-date]

reblogging to remember to make

[intensional]

[martinscorsazy]

I strive to emulate my father when I grow up, simply because he still gains pleasure from his own jokes and cries at movies like Despicable Me

[j-date]

But also here is my Halloween costume for posterity.

[j-date]

TIS NOVEMBER 1ST, THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR

[pleoros]

[flannelsandjeans-deactivated202]

#relationshipgoals

[nbcparksandrec]

We should all be so lucky.

[goodtypography]

Morning motivator. Wednesday lets do this….

Rob Draper

[comesoutinmoron]