Jessica

Jessica | 24F | 🏳️‍⚧️ | she/her | lonely nerdy vaguely woman-ish creature | Minors DNI | PFP from Grgikau Character Maker on picrew

[sunniedaze00]

workin hard or hardly workin?

[important-animal-images]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

[mikkeneko]

[tomhoppusdelonge]

WUPPY ATTACK

same face I make when I take too many edibles

[elf-friendly]

[artbyblastweave]

GO ANTI-POPE GO!!!!

[artbyblastweave]

He's made it up to the popemobile! He's pounding on the glass with his photonegative hands! Francis is in a corner and he's feelin' the heat! We're finally lookin' at an incipient pope-anti-pope negation event, people!

[artbyblastweave]

And a last-second clutch polearm decapitation by a surviving member of the Pontifical Swiss Guard detachment brings this one to a disappointing close, folks. I won't lie, I really thought we had him there for a minute. But Next year! Next year for sure!

[abalidoth]

Now, some people will say "how can you tell which one is the real Pope and which is the antipope?" Fortunately, we know that pontiffs exhibit symmetry breaking in the weak interaction. Carefully observing the spin of beta decay electrons will indicate which is the rightful inhabitant of the Vatican and which is the pretender.

[abalidoth]

And fortunately, if there ever is a contact incident, it is easy to calculate how much energy will be released -- it's papal Mass times the the square of the Holy c.

[grungixfungi]

:o

[pollyanoid]

wtf happens on stack overflow

[gammadoppler]

ok well ive had my fun with this little game nothing can top making indiana jones sound like he's elvis trying not to cum

[mr-deep-downer]

[doumeki]

[forklift-dysphoria-girl]

Post gym selfies

[falst]

turn on the n64 any game they drowned the second ben

[oopsiebrooke]

fits in front of the fit mirror

[lps1900]

[catboybiologist]

You have an impeccable sense of style I’m jealous

Lowkey raise your standards and meet more dykes

[catboybiologist]

Oh yeah and this pic too

[catboybiologist]

Hashtag cuntalicious public transit diva momma slay on the way back from corpo pride

[etherealhoneypie]

keep it softy, hold it close