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dropped an ibuprofen down the sink. this one’s for the flushed away rat

That's how that scene went right?

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

aokozaki

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

lightninggrave

posting is exactly like beowulf

when-you-fail-again

wordfather

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

wordfather

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

wordfather

THIRTY TWO??????

phillyphillyphilly

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

wordfather

the world is so big and beautiful

#this feels normal to be but i also know we grow a lot of apples in my state #i like a pink lady or a gala or a fuji #or ofc honeycrisp but those are always more expensive #i need a little tart a little crispy

beachcoma

being into some bullshit that nobody cares about and also is stupid really changes you

#literally every interest ive ever had

oughgh i hate how hard it is to conjure professional references when you don’t work in a white collar field where they apparently give you like. actual tools and guidance and opportunities to do networking shit

#i should ask someone at my current job but he’s a huge gossip #and management is kinda toxic. i could see them being shitty if they find out im looking elsewhere #oh well. it’s worth a shot i suppose. it already sucks here #i should have said something yesterday because now i have to sit here impotently ALL WEEKEND #mine

steadynightruins

Anthony Stewart Head (1954-2026) 🕊️

did firefox just add duckduckgo as a native search engine?? ive never used it in my life because i have the ecosia extension but i just noticed a handful of duckduckgo urls in my browser history

#mine

itsalwaysdark

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

medievaljournalist

got a good thing going where these bandits give me a half share of whatever loot they pull from adventurers i send their way & the best part is i don't even need to lie or anything since every hero is born with the unshakeable belief in their ability to win a fight against ten guys at once. just gotta say "we've got bandit trouble in the west, let me mark it on your map" and a week later i get $15 from Wulfric the Hound on cashapp

postarcadian

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

roycohn

stop saying "gen z brought back bush-era purity politics" i grew up in the bush era and even then people weren't saying that you're a sex addict for having boring marital sexual congress in the same house as your children. this is just plain unhinged

prof-grace-aspen

Literally almost every millennial I know has a memory of accidentally walking in on their parents or hearing their parents having sex. It's fucking normal. Human beings have sex. Your parents fuck. Get over it. Being weird about it isn't healthy.