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Currently a vaccinated human being trying to do vaccinated human being things (i.e. not contribute to spreading a virus that incessantly plagues our globe). She/her

[theonion]

Claiming that fans would love clapping and dancing along with their favorite characters,Ted Lasso star Jason Sudeikis confirmed that the show’s fourth season, which begins Wednesday, would teach viewers about shapes and colors. “At this point in the story, Ted’s positive attitude and heart-warming antics have taught the audience that it’s important to be yourself, and now we’re building on that by introducing basic geometric shapes,” said Sudeikis, who explained that going in this direction “just felt natural” given the Apple TV series’ fan base.

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[aubrey-plaza]

“I believe in communism… Rom-communism.”

YOU’VE GOT MAIL (1998) WHEN HARRY MET SALLY (1989) PRETTY WOMAN (1990) JERRY MAGUIRE (1996) NOTTING HILL (1999) THE PRINCESS BRIDE (1987) THE PARENT TRAP (1998) LOVE, ACTUALLY (2003) SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE (1993)

Ted Lasso | 2x05 + every romcom reference

[theonion]

In what is being described as a major breach of White House security protocol, the National Security Agency reportedly uncovered evidence Friday that first lady Melania Trump was a Russian listening device. “A sweep by intelligence officials has revealed that Mrs. Trump is in fact an espionage tool deployed by Russia to record President Trump while blending in seamlessly among his inner circle,” said NSA director Joshua Rudd, explaining that the surveillance apparatus disguised through the years as a Slovenian model and, later, the first lady was exposed only after sparks caused by improper wiring in her speaker were observed flying from her mouth.

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[saveaboud]

The situation in Gaza is extremely tragic; don’t forget Gaza.

[saveaboud]

[saveaboud]

Unfortunately, my family was torn apart after my father died, my mother fell into a coma, and now my little siblings are on the streets.

[saveaboud]

My dream is to receive treatment and evacuate them to a safe place. Please donate, even a small amount, and share. Don’t let us down.

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[aboud-lives]

The last donation was yesterday!!!

[grendel-menz]

Today is Eid Al-Adha, and the children in Gaza are still starving in tents and ruined homes. On a holiday like today, families and friends should be gathering, praying, giving to others, and dining together. However, in Gaza bombs still fall despite the ceasefire, and food is too expensive to buy.

Hamza’s family is suffering from the effects of malnutrition. His family includes him, his siblings, his parents, and several young nieces and nephews. Please consider donating something to him and his family, or boosting their fundraiser. Everything counts!

FUNDRAISER.

Article on Eid in Gaza.

[hamza-only]

Any donation will save a family, children, and the elderly from death.

[hamza-only]

Any contribution, any donation will make a big difference. I hope you will participate in this donation; our lives depend on you. My sister, myself, and all my family members are suffering from severe anemia and need treatment and to travel as soon as possible.

[stay-the-knight]

[xiiidarkside]

@teaboot

Prev these tags are killing me

[gilliflowersmaybe]

ok i got into an argument about this earlier so i wanna know what tumblr thinks. no nuance, if there are any circumstances under which you would do this then say yes

Would you have sex with Bill Nye the Science Guy for any reason

Yes

No

Remaining time: 5 days 21 hours

[naderalanqar2007]

This is the situation outside Gaza: hundreds of thousands of tons of humanitarian aid, medical equipment, and medicine are being held and prevented from entering by the Israelis, while we in Gaza are dying from the lack of medicine and medical equipment.

[naderalanqar2007]

The situation in Gaza is dire due to shortages of food, medicine, and medical equipment. Hundreds of thousands of wounded and sick people are suffering because of the siege, and my father is one of them. He suffers from many problems: arteriosclerosis, high blood pressure, back pain, and cancer. My father is fighting for his life under the siege and the lack of all medical supplies. I don't want to see my father die before my eyes because of this.

[naderalanqar2007]

I'm trying desperately to get my father out of this hell and to get my whole family out of here, but I can't do it alone. I need your help. Please donate to us. I swear your donations are what give us hope to survive and fight for our lives. I beg you to donate now.

[naderalanqar2007]

I will not stop trying, even though I see dreams shattered before my eyes. The immense pressure I'm under to save my loved ones is overwhelming. I truly need every dollar you can give. Please, please, please donate.

[treecitysessions]

Please donate to Nader if you can at all!! Every donation means the world to him and his family right now

[nourasbashapal]

Netanyahu: I rejected withdrawing from Gaza in exchange for the release of all the hostages. We still have a lot of work ahead of us.

After reading these words today, I keep asking myself: what am I supposed to do now?

[nourasbashapal]

My wife, our four children, and I are trapped in Gaza. We cannot leave. We live among the rubble, having lost almost everything, with no way to protect our children or secure even the most basic necessities.

[nourasbashapal]

Every new statement about more war means more fear for families like mine. We are exhausted, terrified, and running out of hope.

[nourasbashapal]

Please don't look away. Stand with us. Share our story, and if you are able, please donate to help my children survive. Your kindness could mean the difference between despair and hope.

[nourasbashapal]

Your help is needed to save my family

[teathattast]

[kosmogrl]

I know I’ll get through it because I’ve gotten through everything that’s happened to me so far

[mephistopheles]

hi so yeah im trying to find the hotel california and i know i have to take the highway to hell but i accidentally turned left onto the boulevard of broken dreams. i took the first hard right onto the rocky road to dublin cuz i thought it would loop back around but it didnt lol and i know im waaaaaay off course bc i just drove by the house of the rising sun haha. so how many miles until i get to the hotel

[mephistopheles]

500 MILES?!?!?!

[homunculus-argument]

2026 roommate: The dishwasher's loaded. 1926 roommate, having a black coffee, a cigarette, a shot of whiskey, two uppers and a downer for breakfast: Then what the fuck's he washing dishes for?

[cavedweller1st]

A tuna fish walks into a bar and says to the bartender "can ya stitch me up?" And the bartender says "what am I, a sturgeon?"

[alphabetizing-posts]

A a am an and And bar bartender bartender “can fish I, into me says says stitch sturgeon?” the the to tuna up?” walks “what ya

[greelin]

black mold and lead can’t affect me because i’m pure of heart

[werewolf-transgenderism]

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

[werewolf-transgenderism]

^ like this. waaaaaugh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[derinthescarletpescatarian]