Dungeons, Dragons and Cats

What are we here for? If not to run straight through all our tormentors

[soundbit404]

blue eyes, white pupils

[koreecob]

Hades to the employees at the Underworld corp: Okay so one of you is wearing my wife's perfume and I just want to ask if you could change it because if not its going to get real weird around here

Employee 1, whispering to another employee: Like..sexy weird?

Employee 2, whispering back: He means hes gonna cry, he hasnt seen Persephone in months

[hadsephone]

it’s the first day of autumn! happy Hades/Persephone day!

[soundbit404]

whoa...

[dennybitte]

[thenatsdorf]

Enya, as intended. (via lilmissshitpaws)

[encyclopydia]

I’m so confused as to how this was filmed

[donthitanybody]

Camera on the inside of a spinning contraption. Stick cat inside.

[mooonbride]

The funniest part about unlikeable geek men is they really are fully convinced people don’t like them because of their hobbies. They cannot even begin to process the idea that comics and D&D and shit have in fact always been kinda cool and their personslities might just be repulsive. The combined unwavering ego/persecution complex is... unreal.

[mooonbride]

“I was socially rejected because I like video games” no tyler, you were socially rejected because you turn every conversation you have into a competition and you call women “females”

[razkholnikov-deactivated2017020]

you can say whatever the fuck you like about the les mis film but you know when the last note fades away and valjean follows the bishop to heaven and the camera pans out to the really faint reprise of do you hear the people sing you’re a fuckign goner

[koreecob]

Persephone to Hecate: If I run and leap at Hades he will definitely catch me in his arms

Persephone, running over to Hades: COMING IN!

Hades: nOWAITIHAVECOFFEE

Hades: *Drops the coffee to catch Persephone in his arms*

[koreecob]

Do not text

Am very hurt

Rachel had no right writing episode 123 with so much emotion that halfway through I started tearing up a little and then the last line came by to hit me like a train

[katswenski]

[sophie531896273240810891]

men are SOOOO OUT OF TOUCH w reality that i cant tell whether to laugh or scream. i was going to expand on this w a specific instance that i had in mind but this can honestly apply to any man and to any situation

[coolchaosqueen]

[gleerant]

do i actually have my own personality or am i just several blonde/brunette wlw pairings stacked on top of each other in a trenchcoat 

[llesbianfarmer]

straight people will never understand how therapeutic it is to hear the words “her girlfriend” or “his boyfriend” or how I ascend to heaven when I hear “her wife” and “his husband”

[queerbookdragon]

Female customer: “I don’t have a rewards card but my partner might.”

Me, ears perking up: “Great! Can I have their name?”

Customer: “It’s Stephanie ____”

Me: stupidly wide smile and faint twinkle in eyes because holy crap I’m not alone

[kendrysaneela]

These two women came up to my register with their twins and they called each other honey and their kids called them both Mom and my soul ascended to the heavens i was so happy

[overlyactivepingpongball]

When I worked as a contractor I knocked on a heavily pregnant woman’s door and she said she’d “have to talk to the missus” in a heeeeavy outback accent and I actually forgot how to speak for a second and had to explain that I’m not homophobic I’m just super gay and hearing her say that launched my souls directly to nirvana

[oculianthracina]

My soul when I see Queer people visibly and openly living their best Queer lives:

[koreecob]

Honestly, I wouldn't trust Netflix for a show about Hades and Persephone

Sure they've made some good orginal series, but do I trust them to handle the myth well and not make it cringe? No I don't

[koreecob]

On the topic of Lore Olympus Hades and Persephone specifically, Rachel seems to see eye to eye with the Jim Henson Company who are making the animated series for the comic according to tweets

So i do trust that they'll handle it well and om very excited for it

But Netflix making something out of general mythology Hades and Persephone? I feel like it just wouldn't be done right

[c3rvida3]

I unironically adore weird teenagers who don’t know exactly what the hell is going on yet. This kid came in for a job interview at the grocery store today wearing very nice slacks and suspenders and a bow tie, with his lil pink hair all done up, and I’m just like, “Oh, we gotta hire this kid. He kicks ass. Motherfucker’s going to groceries prom and we couldn’t stop him if we tried. He’s my manager now; I only answer to grocery prom kid.”