Don't Fuck with J Puck

J Puckerman || Dom Luckiest sonofabitch alive 'cuz I got my Angel.

[seb-smythe-dom]

Private || Frosh

[zayn-saelau]

I’m sure you would.

[j-puck-man]

You aiight, Angel?  We don't actually have to have that conversation if you don't wanna.

[seb-smythe-dom]

[zayn-saelau]

LALALALALALALALALALALANOPE

[khum-sub-deactivated20141021]

FREDDIE! YOU LIKE CHURROS TOO! I REMEMBER THIS!

[zayn-saelau]

I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT LICKING SUGAR OFF OF J AM I?

[j-puck-man]

I would be very much in favor of having that conversation.  But off the dashboard.

[zayn-saelau]

[zayn-saelau]

I love you too.

[j-puck-man]

Good.  Let's get on the plane, Beautiful.

[zayn-saelau]

[zayn-saelau]

Yeah. Good thing.

[j-puck-man]

I love you.

[zayn-saelau]

[zayn-saelau]

You’re the best. Now let’s get to Boston already so we can see Ma.

[j-puck-man]

So demanding.  Good thing I love you.

[zayn-saelau]

[zayn-saelau]

You’re such a flatterer. Just kiss me already.

[j-puck-man]

[zayn-saelau]

[zayn-saelau]

Not nearly as perfect looking as you. 

[j-puck-man]

I only look perfect because I've got you with me.

[zayn-saelau]

[zayn-saelau]

Pfft hardly. I’m a mess right now. 

[j-puck-man]

The most perfect-looking mess I've ever seen.

[zayn-saelau]

How he looks this good when we’re traveling is beyond me.

[j-puck-man]

I have to look good or else people wonder how I ended up with such a gorgeous man on my arm.  Though I'm pretty sure they wonder anyway.

[zayn-saelau]

I hate moving almost as much as I hate airports.

[khum-sub-deactivated20141021]

It’s okay, Joshua. You can eat with him and I can come after. Thank you. 

[zayn-saelau]

That’s silly. Come eat with us. J’s a really good cook, you know.

[j-puck-man]

Seriously, Bro--I made more than enough.

[zayn-saelau]

I hate moving almost as much as I hate airports.

[khum-sub-deactivated20141021]

I was just cleaning and there was a bottle of wine…and then there wasn’t. Please have dinner with meeeeeee, alooooone! I need to talk to you!!

Please?

[zayn-saelau]

Yeah, of course. Just let me run it by J, okay? He might have made dinn already. 

[j-puck-man]

I did, but if y'all two wanna talk, I made enough for three.  I can go for a run after dinner.

[zayn-saelau]

I hate moving almost as much as I hate airports.

Moved this weekend. Airport to catch a flight Boston soon enough. Fun couple of days.

[j-puck-man]

That's why we're drivin' once we get there, aiight?

[zayn-saelau]

Okay. That's enough for today.

[j-puck-man]

Fine, Angel. [Private] Anything you wanna talk about, Babe?

[zayn-saelau]

Thaaaanks. [Private] Nope. Just sleepy. Oh wait, why’d you tell Andy not to come to the show? I wanted him there. Oh and he got me a job, a show. I’m only doing it because it was before I could tell him not to look and I don’t want to put him in a weird position by backing out. I won’t do it again. Okay that’s it. Now sleep.

[j-puck-man]

Of course, Baby.

[Private] I didn't tell him not to come to the show, I said he was overstepping his boundaries by givin' you those pills an' not tellin' anyone what the fuck they were an' that he needed to back off an' stop assuming I was an idiot an' didn't know how to take care of you.

I told you I would support you if you wanted to do it, still, Love, so you know I don't mind.

[zayn-saelau]

Okay. That's enough for today.

[j-puck-man]

You’re eatin’ dinner first, Angel.

[zayn-saelau]

Dinner in bed then because sleep.

[j-puck-man]

Fine, Angel. [Private] Anything you wanna talk about, Babe?

[zayn-saelau]

Okay. That's enough for today.

Back to sleep forever.

[j-puck-man]

You're eatin' dinner first, Angel.

[zayn-saelau]

Wake Up Call || Frosh

[j-puck-man]

TAGGING: Fred Hummel & Josh Puckerman

WHEN: Wednesday, July 24th

WHERE: Dorm

WHAT: J tells Fred about a DJ gig and maybe approaches it wrong.

NOTES: Frangst

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[sub-wendyc-blog]

You should be! You’re both so wonderful.

[j-puck-man]

Nah, he's the wonderful one.  I just cook.