Jon

I’m…here. !!JONATHAN SIMS ROLEPLAY ACCOUNT!! PFP art by catticry /ooc Account ran by p0rks0d4

[j-s-archivist]

woaj a roleplay blog for the jarchivist 🤑🤑🤑

TWs for this blog : gorey stuff, mental breakdowns (plenty of those), and SH

loads of angst.

hi so i have a michael afton situation going on with this guy and he lost his whole entire personality from before (in a sense, was factory reset)

he’s basically a computer but still has…some flesh?? idk. yeah i lost track of what was happening a long time ago so fml

i don’t really see Jon differently than what everyone else sees him as besides him being a random cis guy who took a liking to the paranormal due to his traumas regarding it >_< (also he uses crutches 👍)

he’s just a guy

he’s also a whiny little BEETCH sometimes!

this’ll take place through uhh s1-s3 i guess

also i ship jontim but im also ajmart shipper…actually im a multishipper so yeah.

he’s my silly little bisexual wet elderitch rat 🐀

DNI if ur a toxic jmart shipper brruuuuhhh also, basic DNIs!

“stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back.” - Friedrich Nietzsche 👁️

Update : JonTim is officially a thing in this universe we got going on 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[j-s-archivist]

“I—'ave—marched—six—weeks in 'Ell an' certify

It—is—not—fire—devils, dark, or anything,

But boots—boots—boots—boots—movin'up an' down again,

An' there's no discharge in the war!”

ooc : Boots, 1903 — Rudyard Kipling

[j-s-archivist]

Hi Jon, I'm back. For now, at least...

What'd I miss?

Who are you?

[not-linkachu]

Oh, no one, just someone who’s rescued you at least five times.

[j-s-archivist]

Uhm. Excuse me? I haven’t needed to be rescued ever. By anyone.

[not-linkachu]

Really? Not even when you were abducted by Nikola Orsinov? If you want, I could go find her and ask. I’m sure she’d be thrilled.

[j-s-archivist]

Who? Nikola Orsinov? Dunno who that it.

[j-s-archivist]

Hi Jon, I'm back. For now, at least...

What'd I miss?

Who are you?

[not-linkachu]

Oh, no one, just someone who’s rescued you at least five times.

[j-s-archivist]

Uhm. Excuse me? I haven’t needed to be rescued ever. By anyone.

[j-s-archivist]

Hi Jon, I'm back. For now, at least...

What'd I miss?

Who are you?

[j-s-archivist]

[stokering-it]

Is this Tim Stoker? Someone asked me about you.

I hope this finds you well, even if we are practically strangers now…

I don’t know what else to do.

- @j-s-archivist

Y̵̩̔e̶̻̓a̸̜̋ḣ̵͖ ̶̺̎t̶̮̅h̸͖̊i̸̙͠s̸̨̈́ ̴̞͆i̶͆͜s̸̹͑ ̸̺̒T̸̰͒ȋ̵̦m̸͘͜ ̷̠͝S̵̪͌ẗ̸̜ǫ̴͝k̴̩̈ȩ̴̒r̴̲͑!̶̞͝ ̴͓̕I̶̧̒ ̷̰̿d̵̪͌i̶̟̒d̵̺͛n̷͓̏’̸̰̊t̷̗̊ ̷̭͌r̸͈̕e̷͈̾a̸̗̚l̸̹̓i̴͈͘s̶͎̒e̶͍͘ ̸͎͘Į̶̓ ̵̖͠ẁ̵͜ä̴͉́s̴͍̕ ̴̫̌s̸͙̀o̸̜̎ ̵͇̔p̷̭͛o̷̼̅ṕ̵͎u̷͈̍l̷͈̂á̶̹r̴̘̅ ̶̠̀t̵̲͐h̷͎̓a̷̚ͅt̴̬͐ ̴̗̂ṗ̵̣e̷͎͠o̷̗̽p̶̝̽l̵͇̏e̷͖͆ ̵̱̈́w̴̜͗ĕ̷̜ŕ̵̗ḛ̸̌ ̷̮̑ȃ̵͜s̴̟͝k̵̦͛i̷͙̽n̷͖̅g̸̢͝ ̸̡̽a̶̧̽r̵͈̈́ò̶̭ủ̸̞ń̴͕d̸͓̓ ̴̤͗ā̵̱b̴͚͛o̷̹͌u̷̥͆t̷̲̀ ̷̛͜m̴̲͂e̴͙̍,̴̠́ ̸̱̄h̷͍̐ã̷̪h̴͈̐a̸̪͠.̶̭̾.̵̛͚ ̷̤͝ ̷̜̉Ṷ̵͋m̸̻͐,̵̥͊ ̴͈͝b̵̡̈́u̴̩̅t̶̹͆ ̴̞̓â̴͇r̸̹̀e̸̳̋ ̷̗̂y̸̜̔ö̷̯u̸̦͌ ̸̧͆ș̶́ò̶̗m̴̥̈́ẹ̵̇o̷̺͘n̴͖͝ę̸̎ ̵̪̀I̴͉̕ ̸͉̅ḥ̴̀a̵͓̚d̶̉ͅ ̶̣̾ȧ̷̟ ̶̦͛r̴̲͒e̶̤̾l̵̙͝ȁ̴̦t̶͓̕ị̴͋ȍ̷̗n̴̝͒s̴̲̓h̴̊͜i̸͓̒ṕ̴̠ ̶̡̇w̸̛̱i̸͓̊t̶̝͑h̶̰̐,̴̹̏ ̴̬̾á̵̤ț̶̑ ̴̩̔ǎ̶̱l̶̝̓l̸͚̄…̶̹̓

[j-s-archivist]

I…I think so? Since becoming part computer a lot of my memory’s been wiped?

[stokering-it]

Am I meant to know how the computer is significant to this…? Also I thought it was quite literally impossible to become one of those.

[j-s-archivist]

Yeah i don’t know…? Uh…I can’t explain it. All I know is that a lot of my body was replaced with like wires and circuits and i practically function like a computer? Basically a robot at this point.

[stokering-it]

Oh cool you’re like a cyborg! Except more depressing

[j-s-archivist]

Uhh…I guess you could describe it like that except it’s more gruesome if anything….? There’s a lot of abnormalities about me…

Actually, just think of Cabinet Man by Lemon Demon or listen to it if you haven’t. It basically sums up my situation other than the fact i’m not actually in a machine.

[stokering-it]

Is this Tim Stoker? Someone asked me about you.

I hope this finds you well, even if we are practically strangers now…

I don’t know what else to do.

- @j-s-archivist

Y̵̩̔e̶̻̓a̸̜̋ḣ̵͖ ̶̺̎t̶̮̅h̸͖̊i̸̙͠s̸̨̈́ ̴̞͆i̶͆͜s̸̹͑ ̸̺̒T̸̰͒ȋ̵̦m̸͘͜ ̷̠͝S̵̪͌ẗ̸̜ǫ̴͝k̴̩̈ȩ̴̒r̴̲͑!̶̞͝ ̴͓̕I̶̧̒ ̷̰̿d̵̪͌i̶̟̒d̵̺͛n̷͓̏’̸̰̊t̷̗̊ ̷̭͌r̸͈̕e̷͈̾a̸̗̚l̸̹̓i̴͈͘s̶͎̒e̶͍͘ ̸͎͘Į̶̓ ̵̖͠ẁ̵͜ä̴͉́s̴͍̕ ̴̫̌s̸͙̀o̸̜̎ ̵͇̔p̷̭͛o̷̼̅ṕ̵͎u̷͈̍l̷͈̂á̶̹r̴̘̅ ̶̠̀t̵̲͐h̷͎̓a̷̚ͅt̴̬͐ ̴̗̂ṗ̵̣e̷͎͠o̷̗̽p̶̝̽l̵͇̏e̷͖͆ ̵̱̈́w̴̜͗ĕ̷̜ŕ̵̗ḛ̸̌ ̷̮̑ȃ̵͜s̴̟͝k̵̦͛i̷͙̽n̷͖̅g̸̢͝ ̸̡̽a̶̧̽r̵͈̈́ò̶̭ủ̸̞ń̴͕d̸͓̓ ̴̤͗ā̵̱b̴͚͛o̷̹͌u̷̥͆t̷̲̀ ̷̛͜m̴̲͂e̴͙̍,̴̠́ ̸̱̄h̷͍̐ã̷̪h̴͈̐a̸̪͠.̶̭̾.̵̛͚ ̷̤͝ ̷̜̉Ṷ̵͋m̸̻͐,̵̥͊ ̴͈͝b̵̡̈́u̴̩̅t̶̹͆ ̴̞̓â̴͇r̸̹̀e̸̳̋ ̷̗̂y̸̜̔ö̷̯u̸̦͌ ̸̧͆ș̶́ò̶̗m̴̥̈́ẹ̵̇o̷̺͘n̴͖͝ę̸̎ ̵̪̀I̴͉̕ ̸͉̅ḥ̴̀a̵͓̚d̶̉ͅ ̶̣̾ȧ̷̟ ̶̦͛r̴̲͒e̶̤̾l̵̙͝ȁ̴̦t̶͓̕ị̴͋ȍ̷̗n̴̝͒s̴̲̓h̴̊͜i̸͓̒ṕ̴̠ ̶̡̇w̸̛̱i̸͓̊t̶̝͑h̶̰̐,̴̹̏ ̴̬̾á̵̤ț̶̑ ̴̩̔ǎ̶̱l̶̝̓l̸͚̄…̶̹̓

[j-s-archivist]

I…I think so? Since becoming part computer a lot of my memory’s been wiped?

[stokering-it]

Am I meant to know how the computer is significant to this…? Also I thought it was quite literally impossible to become one of those.

[j-s-archivist]

Yeah i don’t know…? Uh…I can’t explain it. All I know is that a lot of my body was replaced with like wires and circuits and i practically function like a computer? Basically a robot at this point.

[stokering-it]

Is this Tim Stoker? Someone asked me about you.

I hope this finds you well, even if we are practically strangers now…

I don’t know what else to do.

- @j-s-archivist

Y̵̩̔e̶̻̓a̸̜̋ḣ̵͖ ̶̺̎t̶̮̅h̸͖̊i̸̙͠s̸̨̈́ ̴̞͆i̶͆͜s̸̹͑ ̸̺̒T̸̰͒ȋ̵̦m̸͘͜ ̷̠͝S̵̪͌ẗ̸̜ǫ̴͝k̴̩̈ȩ̴̒r̴̲͑!̶̞͝ ̴͓̕I̶̧̒ ̷̰̿d̵̪͌i̶̟̒d̵̺͛n̷͓̏’̸̰̊t̷̗̊ ̷̭͌r̸͈̕e̷͈̾a̸̗̚l̸̹̓i̴͈͘s̶͎̒e̶͍͘ ̸͎͘Į̶̓ ̵̖͠ẁ̵͜ä̴͉́s̴͍̕ ̴̫̌s̸͙̀o̸̜̎ ̵͇̔p̷̭͛o̷̼̅ṕ̵͎u̷͈̍l̷͈̂á̶̹r̴̘̅ ̶̠̀t̵̲͐h̷͎̓a̷̚ͅt̴̬͐ ̴̗̂ṗ̵̣e̷͎͠o̷̗̽p̶̝̽l̵͇̏e̷͖͆ ̵̱̈́w̴̜͗ĕ̷̜ŕ̵̗ḛ̸̌ ̷̮̑ȃ̵͜s̴̟͝k̵̦͛i̷͙̽n̷͖̅g̸̢͝ ̸̡̽a̶̧̽r̵͈̈́ò̶̭ủ̸̞ń̴͕d̸͓̓ ̴̤͗ā̵̱b̴͚͛o̷̹͌u̷̥͆t̷̲̀ ̷̛͜m̴̲͂e̴͙̍,̴̠́ ̸̱̄h̷͍̐ã̷̪h̴͈̐a̸̪͠.̶̭̾.̵̛͚ ̷̤͝ ̷̜̉Ṷ̵͋m̸̻͐,̵̥͊ ̴͈͝b̵̡̈́u̴̩̅t̶̹͆ ̴̞̓â̴͇r̸̹̀e̸̳̋ ̷̗̂y̸̜̔ö̷̯u̸̦͌ ̸̧͆ș̶́ò̶̗m̴̥̈́ẹ̵̇o̷̺͘n̴͖͝ę̸̎ ̵̪̀I̴͉̕ ̸͉̅ḥ̴̀a̵͓̚d̶̉ͅ ̶̣̾ȧ̷̟ ̶̦͛r̴̲͒e̶̤̾l̵̙͝ȁ̴̦t̶͓̕ị̴͋ȍ̷̗n̴̝͒s̴̲̓h̴̊͜i̸͓̒ṕ̴̠ ̶̡̇w̸̛̱i̸͓̊t̶̝͑h̶̰̐,̴̹̏ ̴̬̾á̵̤ț̶̑ ̴̩̔ǎ̶̱l̶̝̓l̸͚̄…̶̹̓

[j-s-archivist]

I…I think so? Since becoming part computer a lot of my memory’s been wiped?

[j-s-archivist]

[Walk up to you]

"GO AWAY!!"

[Walks away]

???

ok…

[shortace]

The rest of the queers aren't allowed to exclude asexuals anymore; we've got the JK Rowling Seal of Disapproval! It's official, we belong!

[j-s-archivist]

[j-s-archivist]

Do you remember Tim by any chance? If so how do you feel about his current state?

Tim?

I…I’ve gotta search my files for see if I remember that name…Hold on.

.

..

…

….

Tim Stoker?

It’s a familiar name but…Sadly I do not recall much about it. What’s his current state like?

[j-s-archivist]

I do wonder if you see this in daytime or not, good luck

what is that man come on

[j-s-archivist]

How about coffee+ice+sugar

Syrup+water

Soda+milk tea

Don't ask how I get this combination...

WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM ME IM SCARED OF YOU, BEAST

[j-s-archivist]

Does Pizza no sauce a crime?

I mean like... No ketchup, Mayo or idk

What does this mean, anon.

Why are you using ketchup and mayo as pizza sauce in the first place??? Should I smite you??

[j-s-archivist]

It... Exist, apparently

Some people liked it

So, Is sweet iced tea a crime?

Uhh…No? I don’t know.

[j-s-archivist]

Since some people like sweet iced tea-

You haven't seen the worst though

Iced coffee. Is. It. A. Crime. ?

Yes.