A Lonely Father @j3ralt - Tumblr Blog

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“I hear you wrote somethin’ about the cats at the monastery? A song, or poem or something, right? Mind sharing it?” He may not always seem like it, but Jeralt hadn’t just been a rough an tough mercenary father - he’d also encouraged any of Byleth’s very, very few hobbies.

#;; Mercenary Hours (IC)#more like Soft Dad Hours!!!!#obsidiansong

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“Not quite. Swing your weapon with a bit more of an arch.” Jeralt instructed his child, “You almost had it that time.”

Seemed like they were doing some faculty training today.

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“Sylvain, was it?” Jeralt didn’t normally approach students aside from Leonie, due to not having much to say to them - but this was a special case. “Got a moment to chat?”

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you dont have to be lonely anymore.. you have like 80 kids

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obsidiansong replied to your post ““All right, well. Apparently, I had more kids than I was aware of....”

Berith vc: "C'mon, dad, I know Byleth's a handful, but you don't have to act like she's /twenty/ children. She's more like... fifteen."

“For that, you’re both grounded.”

#jeralt to his 20-something year old children: go to your rooms #obsidiansong #;; Mercenary Hours (IC)#;; Off Duty ( Crack )

HOW MANY KIDS DID YOU HAVE DAD!!!

“At this point, I’m not so sure myself.”

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“All right, well. Apparently, I had more kids than I was aware of. Like. Twenty more than I knew of.”

Hes going to blame Rhea, probably.

#jeralt @ all the byleths: please im just one man #;; Mercenary Hours (IC)#;; Off Duty ( Crack )

“What in Seiros’ name...”

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It seems the joke went over Byleth’s head due to the clear frown on his own face, making him look a little sad.

Then the conversation moved onto the subject of the students.

“Unless it was Alois, most probably.” It was delivered so flatly that it was hard to tell if he was joking or not. “If it is a student, it was most probably an accident, I think.” He knew some of his students liked to cause shenanigans; but not like this. So it was a question if they would come forward or not.

“So it’ll just be finding them and making them come forward.” He nodded, at least he had that down.

“Alois does spend a lot of time around here...” Jeralt sighed. “But he’d probably come crying to me for forgiveness or somethin’.”

He thought for a moment... “Any suspicions yet on who it could be? I’ll admit - I don’t know your students that well, so I can’t say I have an idea.”

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“We could try and fix it before he notices,” Byleth suggested, though looking at the shards on the floor, that may not be a possibility. "I don’t want to face Seteth’s wrath.”

It did look fancy so it’s not one they could replace either, from the looks of things.

“Maybe we should try and find who broke it? As you said, someone had to have.” Though this did mean investigating the house he aligned himself with. Oh well.

“Yeah, I....don’t think there’ll be fixing.” He frowned. “Still, we should find who do it either way...Sure it wasn’t you?” He was kidding, and he’d clarify a moment later by mumbling: “Just a jest. You’re too blunt and would’ve admitted it off the bat.”

He looked around. Just a glancne. “Those brats you teach...Now that’s another matter all together. Don’t doubt they’re talented, but...” They were hardly older than your own kid, my man.

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“…” Here he was, standing in his father’s quarters, hands behind his back. “I…I can explain, I think.” He started, then after a moments pause, he sighed.

“Actually, I have nothing, I have no idea how this happened.” Blunt as always. “I’m sure I can find out, though.”

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“Well, someone’s gotta know. If it ain’t you, kid, I don’t know what to say.”

Jeralt sighed, scratching his head a bit. This was a pickle, alright....A broken vase lay before him. A really fancy, costly one. “Still, Seteth’s gonna have a fit...” Just be thankful Flayn’s name wasn’t engraved on it or something. ...Or maybe it was, but there’s no way to tell now. It’s broken.

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“You’d think there’d be more Professors keeping an eye on their students.” Jeralt, are you by chance calling out your own child’s method of teaching? And their habit of just watching the drama unfold?

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