everything is FINE!!!!!!

Jacob | Hy/Xem | 18 | theme: winglesscup1d

[j4c0b-the-wr3tch3d]

hi!! i’m jake/jacob, local autistic geekwad made of a bunch of crystals & shtuff. we’re actually a mixed-origin system named the Rust Station, but we prefer just our collective identity!! we go by hy/hymn and xe/xem but he/him is fine too! we’re agender, coffeebean transmasc, and aroace <3

as of 2026 i am an adult!!!!!! yay. my kin blog is @zdz1sl4w-n0wak-hbb0 (my main kins are nowak from brutal orchestra, specter knight, & meta knight!) my agere blog is @mr-th0m4s-s4ggs (please don’t expect ttcc content, i burnt outta there a while ago) our pronouns.cc is here if ya wanna know some extras :p

userboxes made by me for myself. im the #1 polar knight fan ever hes my husband yeahg

um. i post art sometimes and love my spouse @goodzymurgyofthemaze hi honey i love you mmmmmmwah kiss kiss smooghc

dni: basic dni, intersexists, transandrophobia deniers, anti-endos/willos, proship/fic, trump/israel supporters, ancient/beast shippers, and oh yeah. one more thing my blog is generally 16+ due to my ass constantly cussing & being stoned af. but yeah do what you will.

[goodzymurgyofthemaze]

LIVE!!!! IT'S OKAY!!!!!! YOU WILL BE GIVEN A BETTER LIFE!!!!! JOY!!!!! SUNSHINE'S AND RAINBOWS!!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤💖💖💖💖💖💖💖🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

[goodzymurgyofthemaze]

Why would the false god do this...

[j4c0b-the-wr3tch3d]

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY SON WHAT THE FUKC WHY WOULD IT DO THAT TO THE POOR BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(((((((((

[j4c0b-the-wr3tch3d]

happy 12th anniversary shovel knight!!! i am once again bringing Richter to the world. he’s been with me for so long and even watched my graduation ceremony!! i love him to bits, and he’s been my best friend for all this time :]

it’s 12 years of shovelry, and almost 2½ years with him! he’s named after the richter scale for earthquakes and loves a good snooze after an adventure :D

[urfavis-transmasc]

Nowak from Hieronymus Bosch’s Brutal Orchestra is a (not canon sadly) aroace trans man !!!! :3c

Nowak from Hieronymus Bosch's Brutal Orchestra is a AroAce Transmasc !

[j4c0b-the-wr3tch3d]

it is pride month my lovely spouse, you know what that means.

i sure doooooo <3

16 days remain……….. for something specific

[arataka-reigen]

Show me how unwell you are by telling me what your top song of 2025 is so far

[j4c0b-the-wr3tch3d]

I am aware it’s 2026 but my top song for the past year has been I CAN MAKE A CHANGE!!!!! And yes I did!!!!! I plan to get top surgery in the next 3 years or so!!!!! :)

[j4c0b-the-wr3tch3d]

favorite word?

wow an actual polite ask! thank you for requesting my input

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[j4c0b-the-wr3tch3d]

Pecking you pecking you pecking you pecking you pecking you pecking you

thnak yuo

[j4c0b-the-wr3tch3d]

locked in and gave Violet an actual face because why the hell not. my silly thing.

the gimmick about her is that instead of a chainsaw for a jaw, she has a buzzsaw for a tongue !!! whoa

shes so silly to me :)

(for those requiring context: she is the daughter of chainsaw consultant and ash from the end is nigh. yeah.)

[j4c0b-the-wr3tch3d]

aww theyre so silly my little goobers i wonder what else could happen if they-

What.

WHAT?????

HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN????????????

(Her name is Violet!!!)

[j4c0b-the-wr3tch3d]

we won so hard. marriage is real. frasper is real. we are so winning the crackship jackpot. and yes the island is called indie soup because every character is from another indie game!! yay!!!

mind you they were only dating for 2 days and the minigame is just galaga. so much better than the “press the heart when Mii is being thought about” one from the original tomo. whatever man

[j4c0b-the-wr3tch3d]

will you just kiss me already you stupid giant. get OVER HERE. I do not care if you keep flunking I love you so much.

in other news: my island is Gooberville aka Indie Soup!! Jasper from Look Outside & Frank from Mewgenics are dating AND living together!!! Yay !!!!!

WHY ARE YOU ALL SO GOOFY. OH MY GOURD.

edit: starlo & polar are now living together. wowie!

[asbestoskitty]

"what does Jasper from Look Outside mean to you?" what does AIR mean to my LUNGS!!!!!!!!!! /ref

LOOK AT HIM HIS EYES LIGHT UP WHEN HE GETS EXCITED ANDNI EUEUEIRIEUEIEIIAIA 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢MY BLORBO 🥺

[j4c0b-the-wr3tch3d]

sniles sneetly… jasper is one of my kintypes…… im him… im that thang… heehoo :3c

but smooches for me are *strictly* platonic……. ime arrow ace… but ill totally take any smooches anyhow!!! ^_^

[j4c0b-the-wr3tch3d]

my stupid chud spouse who has been imprisoned on Gooberville Island and will forever refer to me as Cygnus!! the quirk i gave him was standing with his hands folded ‘cuz it deserves to be a lil regal…….. sniles sneetly

why was this game 89 whole dollars cad though. theyre bleeding me dry.

[rigelthestarpk37]

wow look the polar knight guy finally made a helmetless polar design

[j4c0b-the-wr3tch3d]

YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY

[j4c0b-the-wr3tch3d]

[id: a pencil drawing of multiple characters from various fandoms with certain tweaks to their design. this includes misty monsoon from toontown corporate clash with a large tail and droopier hair, meta knight from the kirby series with bat ears and a scarred eye, the forgotten from the binding of isaac, nowak from brutal orchestra with a small tail and a chubbier body, starlo from undertale yellow with a larger body, tassels on his poncho, and hair, specter knight from shovel knight with large sleeves and a gradiented tip on his hood, clyde “cyclops” von volger from lisa the hopeful with a larger body and top surgery scars, jasper from look outside with his claws out and four extra eyes showing within his hood, and a hunter slime from slime rancher with extra fluff on its head. end id.]

gotta love having a goofy kinlist like mine don’t ‘cha. yeah. ough

mfw i check the tag of a character i kin & find only selfship content (im aroace and already taken by my qpp)…… sigh……….

but uhm yea they’re all me!!! yay!!!

…and yes, the amount of combined memories, phantom pains, and general emotion i feel from all of them is terrifying.

would you believe me if i said my first (publicly posted) kin was dr. fetus from super meat boy though. im still trembling about that 💔

[yourfavisatransman]

i am immediately handing you a Starlo from Undertale Yellow on a silver platter!!!

give him top scars or a binder, you choose. hes just so me-coded and i see the headcanon pop up so much :’3

(Not on anon because I’m a brave monster!! Yeah!!!!!!)

STARLO is a TRANS MAN!

[j4c0b-the-wr3tch3d]

THAAAANK YOUUUUUU!!!!

[plaintext; thank you!]