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blessing your dash with a dose of whimsy
I couldn’t actually go to worm today because we were late so we had to reschedule the appointment..
but at least I got food..!! I thought we were gonna go tomorrow tho not today so the entire time I was all disoriented which SUCKS BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE THIS PLACE WHY MUST MY BODY BETRAY ME AND ACT LIKE ITS OUR FIRST DAY ON EARTH NOW????????
I was quick enough to snag my father’s fortune cookie tho! He never eats them!! Just throws them away or gives them to Onion’s (dog btw)…
do you think that theres like.. factory somewhere that makes all these fortune cookies or is it unique to each restaurant…. Do you think I could bulk buy fortune cookies- (I rly like them ok.. they tastyy)
going to worm, you guys want anything?
My lovely wife @paradoxicalfiretruck helped me disentangle the fucking rhinoceros beetle i found trapped in my hat. Scared the shit out of me but she's my hero 🙌
"If Jurassic Park can make dinosaurs come back to life...Why don't they make prehistoric bugs come back too? That'd be cool to see. Did you know that there used to be a scorpion that was the size of a house cat? That'd be cool to bring back."
Small sample of the Bugs of my Gallery
Looking at bugs
Shes looking at bugs
(Bugs when you lift up a rock)
Ignore that
Shes just searching for bugs
Pearl is searching for bugs under a rock!
why is “tw insects” a thing but not “tw [other animals like for example] cats” lol? Insects are animals too. You would preach about putting “trigger warnings” until its quote unquote “something unnecessary and not possible just performative” like I know damn well you’d make fun of people who are genuinely scared of dogs XDDDDDD