Hail to the king, baby!

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[dajo42]

“you can’t just respond to everything with finger guns”

[championofsin]

twin au? canon interaction? who knows

[handsomejacksboner]

I always have a boner. Handsome Jack did this.

Hail to the king, baby.

[sheketai]

Has this been done yet or 

[rockafellerrrr]

i think about angels mom a lot

[starfleetspectre]

anon, this ones for you

[rumiyuki-art]

haha imagine getting screwed over so much by your student loans that you accidentally sell your face and soul to some megalomaniac for money :’)

sorry tim tams

[flabberghosted]

apparently it’s been a year since i uploaded this wip, so, uh. i redrew it.

[dauverney-dead]

rhys you can stop holding him (he’s not even surprised by jack’s shenanigans)

here ya go anon, i hope you like it :)

[9/? from my borderlands sketchbook]

[sanzosin]

ask and you shall receive! :D  MEOW!

[incorrectblquotes]

Handsome Jack; I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly.

[rowdyrhapsody]

Handsome Jack: Know why I called you in here?

Timothy: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic

Jack: [stops pouring 2 glasses of wine] Accidentally?

[sanzosin]

…YEAH…about that…

[handsomehyperionhero]

I promised Jack with guy-liner for Sara-wawa ages ago. So here you go, pumpkin.

[Don’t use my art, please. And don’t delete the artist’s comment!]

[j4ck3d-up-blog]

Handsome Jack: oh I see how it is when Commander Shepard fulfills prophecies given by an alien artifact she's the "saviour of the galaxy" and a "real hero" but when I do it I'm "committing mass genocide" and the "fourth Antichrist"

[incorrectblquotes]

Axton; The doctor just told me I only have 4 days to live.

Maya; You’re sick?

Axton; No. He just doesn’t like me.

Dr. Zed; I’ll fuck you up on Tuesday!

[frikadelisch-deactivated2022112]

here is some pointless process of this, because whatever