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What fandom am I a part of again? Yes. YESSSS ☆ 17 ☆ they/them ☆ agender, pansexual & some kind of aromantic propably idk ☆ sorry if you think I’m annoying, it’s a you problem <3

[j4zz4lop3]

ABANDON ALL HOPE OF CONSISTENCY ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE

PL🇵🇱/EN🇬🇧

17

They/them exclusively in english but ona/jej or censored pronouns exclusively in polish (ono/jenu freaks me out idk why

Adhd (you will be able to tell)

My interests in media change to fast to make blogs for them mostly but here are my side blogs anyway

@milliesyarnstash OLD ass crafts blog that i barely touch anymore but might make a comeback someday we'll see

@thestarsloveu writing ish / oc blog i'm also currently not touching

Most of my posts are about movies, musicals and games. I rarely make anything original sorry

Here's my pinterest too if you want it, tons of craft inspo and resources for free that i've acumulated over the years

Jazz (bidoofbagel) - Profile | Pinterest

Jazz | they/she this website is my worse ravlery. i save a ton of crochet stuff and post essentially nothing

Not making a dni because i like arguing with people :P

Fandom specific posts are tagged for that fandom, my only personal tag is '#just talking to myself' for posts i make that i dont imagine will get any engagement

[science-is-witchcraft]

I’m hopping on this trend guys, let’s keep it going. Here’s my take on a Project Hail Mary and Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy crossover.

Ford can speak Eridian. He has a much larger vocal range than humans do and the crew had just been to Erid in a different universe last week, so he picked up the language. He’s very good at learning languages, you never know when you might need it and it only takes your dad dying from sadness and shame for you to get your shit together.

[j4zz4lop3]

I love the library because i have a tendency of just not vibing with a book and stopping partway through and it would suck to do that with my own money and shelf space.

[j4zz4lop3]

Tiktok rants are such slop they're one step away from ai generating something. No, fluttershy, "pedophilia bad" is not a hot take. And no, nicole from class of 09 would never be swearing this much over people sharing that they're cutting themselves on tiktok. And nobody is "throwing tomatoes" they all speak the same way and their opinions are so unanimous they could be the same person using different slime videos and i am forced to see them because anytime i look up slime asmr on tiktok my chinese spy thinks what i really want to see is some anime girl telling me that transphobia bad and this totally non ragebait account they had to search for is SOOO WRONG YOU GUYSSS

[j4zz4lop3]

sucks how philosopher is not a job anymore. wish i could live off of overthinking but i’m not some old guy in ancient greece so fuck me i guess

[homunculus-argument]

An unlocked, unguarded door with a sign saying "NO ENTRY, DO NOT OPEN" and it opens up right to a solid brick wall and on the brick wall is a sign saying "WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM"

[j4zz4lop3]

why must weed be illegal i only want a little bit :(

[j4zz4lop3]

unironically unashamedly unstoppably and 100% honestly i have always been a penelope scott fan and i found out about her from people making fun of her in 2020.

[j4zz4lop3]

incredibly niche proposition but penelope scott lyrics (mostly from fear of god) that i think about often while watching the boys/ gen v for your consideration

[slayianthe]

madhel + reductress headlines

[j4zz4lop3]

once again i think i might be a narcissist if only my parents believed in psychology so we could see

[j4zz4lop3]

i think there’s definitely a reason why i like alien characters so much. and that reason definitely has something to do with the chronic loneliness and lack od belonging and the yearning for a reason to be like this and the fact they can do freaky sex shit

[mxmuffin]

I love this gif. Me when I need my stool

[kikokuso]

I have a new favourite batshit rail idea

Please build it for the funny please please please

[vacuously-true]

You're right. I SHOULD be able to take the train from Minneapolis to Berlin.

[homunculus-argument]

Fun fact: In several European countries where the drinking age is 18, and the age you can get a driver's license is also 18, there's a window of time where someone who just turned 18 and doesn't have a driver's license to use as an ID yet will simply use their passport. Shitfaced and unsupervised just-newly-legal-adults teenagers from the heart of central Europe showing up in Canada because someone thought "hey let's go to Texas lmao" and nobody was sober enough to say that that's a terrible idea.

[avastarrwalker]

“we’re going to need a miracle.” no sh*t, thor odinson, you need bob reynolds.

[j4zz4lop3]

Nonbinary alien yaoi in my marvel movie? Where. Literally how do i get to it.

[j4zz4lop3]

i’ve decided i am going to write about Stanisław being a different guy in season 1 vs seasons 2 and 3 actually. i’ll do it you people think i won’t? well i will. and nobody will read it or care or anything. which is how i like my writing. unconsumed. because it sucks.

[j4zz4lop3]

I hope nobody is disappointed but it is in polish. I've started and will presumably stop within this week if i don't suck and am not a little piss baby