I regret nothing

[yakourinka]

and the second is "be yourself"

[sapropel]

Rule #3 is that the electricity is more scared of you than you are of it

[unbotheredmuse]

[cipheramnesia]

Girl, help they are making me do tasks before the scheduled event.

[quasi-normalcy]

My conference is in 9 hours; do I have time to bathe?

[cursed-and-haunted]

Blood loss? No I know exactly where it is

[fuckitblackcoffeeisfine]

[jonbutter]

[capacity]

Okay well

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

god created man to be penetrated

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

i posted this with violence and the crucifixion in mind and you hussies are talking about anal

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

me when i lie

[kosmogrl]

[aces-and-anime]

[flork-of-cows-official]

prank

[flork-of-cows-official]

[amygdalae]

What if I started posting exclusively in italics, thereby inducing you to read it in a soft gentle inside voice JUMPSCARE JUMPSCARE 1000 DEVILS NIGHTMARES FOREVER

[sugared-violets]

[variksel]

i hate you ai art i hate you "unalive" i hate you youtube premium i hate you twitter 8$ checkmark i hate you nfts i hate you therapy app advertisements i hate you non-chronological timelines i hate you instagram reels i hate you subtle tiktok filters that cant be turned off i hate you family bloggers i hate you ads on true crime episodes i hate you facebook i hate you vr glasses on chickens i hate you dystopian social media

[catsconstellation]

[maplebunie]

how i see this post

[papayajuan2019]

haters will literally give birth to you

[delicateknightsportsmonger]

[gameraboy2]

Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)

[kieradoe]

[plum-soup]

What IS it with tumblr users and “biting” I bet you people have never even bitten someone irl

[imhereformysciencefriends]

[malinchristersson]

The difference between an easy model and a complicated one.

Heliocentrism and geocentrism

[amishsicario]

good example of how the more messy and complicated answers are sometimes the right ones

[aphuckingbeesechurger]

Are you saying the sun and planets orbit the earth?

[marxistprincess]

Thousand year old debates still echo in this website

[puppygirlpanic]

geocentrists be like “gee i wonder why the sun’s orbit is the only circular one”

[luckyladylily]

Ok but can you imagine a space opera in a geocentric universe.

[leopharry]

I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations. You see The Bees. I have just made astrology 10000x easier, you’re welcome.

[qiyra]

those born under the sign of the bees:

have emotions

think thoughts

is likely introverted or extroverted

has at least a few friends

was born at some point

[gayweedanimal]