No thank you

Alissa. 24.

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[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[metal-knife]

boo

[franzkavkas]

“No wonder we cannot appreciate the really central Kafka joke: that the horrific struggle to establish a human self results in a self whose humanity is inseparable from the horrific struggle. That our endless and impossible journey toward home is in fact our home.”

— David Foster Wallace, Consider the Lobster and other essays

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[kristina100000]

i will use like and literally 10 times in a sentence because im pretty and my meat is huge

[jaardines]

guy on catfish: she's my soul mate and even if she's lying I would love her no matter what if it's the same person emotionally

catfish host: what if she's like, less hot

guy on catfish: well... Huh... I hadn't considered that

[kelly-clarkson]

[slaughterkeys]

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

[potstickersandpizza]

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

[dykebisclavret]

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

[katherinesnetflixqueue]

[homoz]

Me when I make an extremely personal post then delete it 10 minutes later

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

[thuri-ly-made-madej]

[kristina100000]

girl character in a movie: *has a mental breakdown*

me:

[addict-434-deactivated20190219]

IM GOING TO CRY SKSKSKKSSM

[secondclassvines]

[memewhore]

[zackisontumblr]

damn i’m good

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[memewhore]