[theslowesthnery]

when someone is completely fucking wrong about your blorbo but you don't want to argue about what basically boils down to opinions about shit that doesn't matter so you just sit there like

"that guy's wrong tho"

[iwas-handpicked]

no babe i find your strange and creepy and perverted vibe to be very cute actually

[jabbadeeznutts]

[jabbadeeznutts]

TAG GAME TO GET TO KNOW YOUR BUDDIES

thank you for the tag @obimilk ily

1. Top 5 Movies:

— back to the future

— jaws

— jurassic park

— the lord of the rings trilogy

— star wars (original trilogy and prequel trilogy)

2. 1 Character That Describes Me:

— had to ask @myonlyho for advice and she said lilo pelekai from lilo & stitch (which is my favourite disney movie)

3. Favourite Song:

— last christmas by wham!

4. Favourite Album:

— make it big by wham!

5. Favourite Fruit:

— hmmm… kiwi lol (snack recommendation no one asked for: spread 1% cottage cheese on crispbread and top with kiwi. seriously. you will be thanking me lmao)

6. Favourite Time of Day:

— midday. sunny days make me happy and rainy days make me feel all warm inside lmao. but it has to be midday or midnight otherwise i despise rainy weather lol

full pressure tags: @myonlyho

no pressure tags: anyone! mwah

[manny-jacinto]

Graham Norton: You’re so good at it! (twirling/spinning a lightsaber). EWAN MCGREGOR: I spent months doing it!

[rpfwasfine]

when you click on the blog of someone who has you blocked and tumblr says “that isn’t anyone” im always like gaggggg that’s right they’re a nobody

[tatooineknights]

STAR WARS (1977) Dir. George Lucas

[jabbadeeznutts]

Hi!! I’m the Anon who likes your thoughts (thanks for the "boy mom" Obi-Wan thoughts; I really appreciate them).

I wanted to see if the Ask game is still going on. If so, I’d like to ask about numbers 1, 6, 12, and 17.

Thanks!!

hi anon! you should dm me because i would love yapping with you about obikin lol

1. …and if i say anakin and obi-wan? contrary to popular belief… anakin is not a brat lmao. he was an angel when he was a kid and during his years in the temple he developed an ego and a sense of entitlement. he is the chosen one and people (namely palpatine) constantly remind him of his power. he genuinely believes he is superior to everyone else. he is a man-child with a god complex who is obsessed with his own power and power over others

he is not submissive either. he has literally said he would go to his grave resentful of anyone who usurped his independence. anakin is constantly challenging authority and defying orders. and not because he is a brat. but because he sees authority as a threat

moving onto obi-wan. he is the definition of repression. sometimes he is presented as hyper-confident (*cough* clone wars *cough*) when he is the complete opposite. and any confidence he may appear to have is an act imho. he doubts himself constantly and has self-esteem issues (his relationship with qui-gon really highlights this). and… while it is a fun hc… obi-wan is not a slut. he literally compares attachment to holding his hand right next to a lightsaber blade. and emotional and physical relationships could easily lead to attachment (especially for someone as emotional as obi-wan). so yeah. i would bet money our girl is a virgin lol

with that being said… he is still the baddest bitch and kicks some serious ass (babygirl literally defeats darth maul and general grevious and anakin and vader. some of the biggest bads in the sw universe)

6. ahahaha… anidala shippers. i saw an anidala shipper upset because someone called anakin a republican and i… we are literally talking about space hitler lmao. and people who insist they are no more toxic than other sw couples when anakin literally choked padmé while she was pregnant… like… i don’t remember han doing that to leia lol. anidala shippers who hold anakin accountable are cool though

12. hmmm… idk if i like unpopular characters. i mean i like a lot of the women from legends and weirdos like shitting on them. but honestly i dislike more popular characters than i like unpopular characters sooooo yeah i choose violence in that respect lol

17. there should be more piss kink content. yeahhh i am a sucker for that shit lmao. also chubby obi-wan is seriously underutilized. aaaaand if we are going with the basics yk i am gonna say dom topkin and sub bottomwan lmao

[loveridden1999]

[jabbadeeznutts]

[segamascott]

[jabbadeeznutts]

anakin still saying yippee at his grown age

[yekokataa]

🔥 choose violence ask game 🔥

the character everyone gets wrong

a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

what was the last straw that made you finally block that annoying person?

worst discord server and why

which ship fans are the most annoying?

what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?

common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

worst part of canon

worst part of fanon

number of fandom-related words you've filtered

the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

worst blorboficiation

that one thing you see in fics all the time

that one thing you see in fanart all the time

you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

there should be more of this type of fic/art

it's absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on...

you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...

part of canon you found tedious or boring

part of canon you think is overhyped

your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

ship you've unwillingly come around to

topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing

[jabbadeeznutts]

why am i doing this to myself lol

[jabbadeeznutts]

It’s me: the anon who loves your thoughts.

Which scenario do you see as most likely for "Momy-Wan"?

Do you think Obi-Wan realizes he’s a total "boy-mom," or does he try to rationalize his "boy-mom" behavior toward Anakin?

hi anon!!! ily

oh he definitely rationalizes his behaviour. he will never admit to boymomming and constantly excuses and justifies his behaviour because “anakin isn’t like the other padawans” lol

[a-state-of-bliss]

The Face Oct 1997 - Cameron Diaz & Ewan McGregor by David LaChapelle

[jabbadeeznutts]

how could i make an obikin possession au work…

[jabbadeeznutts]

i swear i am like 100 years old i am so stubborn and stuck in my ways lol

[jabbadeeznutts]

thirty something year old obi-wan thinking about his loser of a padawan fucking him within an inch of his life? yes please

[jabbadeeznutts]

not that anakin could but a girl (obi-wan) can dream

[jabbadeeznutts]

thirty something year old obi-wan thinking about his loser of a padawan fucking him within an inch of his life? yes please

[cuppydogshane]

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............