jacalyn

20. PA. Future Midwife.

[tinymindstinythoughts]

I’m ready to Marie Kondo this fucking body. This spine does not bring me joy

[irlmicolash]

you: hey

me: *turns around and accidentally hits you with my comically long plague doctor mask* what

[swiftsecrets]

[househunting]

$379,000/4 br/1960 sqft

Great Barrington, MA

[househunting]

$99,900 /3 br/2000 sq ft

Cattaraugus, NY

[heythereney]

[theweirdwideweb]

[monstercub]

Wtf is that? A storm elemental?

[monkeysaysficus]

Ball lightning fuck me all the way up

[emotiona1shorty]

Excuse me what the fuck is this

[ichorandpride]

you literally captured whats called “ball lightning” which is the rarest form of lighting

its so rare that we dont even know how it forms other than by heat, static electricity, and humidity

[wongkarwaii-deactivated20201121]

Eartha Kitt. Photographed by Gordon Parks. (1952)

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Looks lit. (via franc0stein)

[katherinebishop-archive-deactiv]

Leslie! We did it! Oh, my God, I was so nervous but we completely got through it!

[inkxlenses]

Nestled beneath a whimsical setting like a scene from Romeo and Juliet by Diane Khoury

[2pride2prejudice]

gina rodriguez and john mulaney went to the same high school and overlapped two years wow

[a-strange-tad-deactivated201905]

so are you inplying that she may have also attended jake mcnamara’s house party

[jedijenkins]

when it’s 2017 and you’ve left your ability to give a shit in the rearview mirror as you ascend to the astral plane

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

This is so fucking funny

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

This is peak 2017 

[antiblackness-archive]

[dinuguan]

[entry-expunged]

the first time i tried to reblog this my tab immediately ran out of memory and honestly i think its an omen

[parentless-suggestions]

Your kid shouldn’t be relieved to know you’re not home. Your kid shouldn’t have to double lock all of their stuff up because they’re scared you might go through it. Your kid shouldn’t have to think “Here comes the screaming” or brace themselves for the worse because you’re angry or stressed. Your kid shouldn’t have a genuine fear of you even being close to touching them. Your kid shouldn’t be afraid of you; your kid shouldn’t be afraid of the thought of you.

[fullmetaljackit]

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes