My Life’s A Shitpost

Sam. 24. Pennsylvania. Tumblr Veteran.

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Halloween

I don’t own or take any credit for any of these pics.

Credit-

CasperSpell

DCHerrybaby

Austin Pardun

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[oska-the-frog]

Guess who has a plan if college isn't for them

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ahem,

friends

[nicholasbritel]

EMMA STONE AS SALLY BOWLES IN CABARET

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“Hidden Behind The Stars” by Morysetta

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Free Black History Library

[awholenutha]

Please keep boosting this, free knowledge is so important people.

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[neonprotagonist]

i’m sorry but the hannah montana transition music is truly what’s driving me nuts watching this

[ceescedasticity]

For any other North Americans going “that’s not a possum look at its tail”: it’s not an opossum, but Australia/New Guinea has got a suborder of marsupials they,or rather English-speaking they, decided to call possums, because they look kind of like opossums.

Idk I find it kind of funny that some marsupials in marsupial-land got called after one of the handful of marsupials from elsewhere.

[goawfma]

this is an insult

[blame-my-muses]

I once applied and interviewed at a bookstore cafe for a barista position. It was way closer to my home, and I had almost a decade of experience working in a coffee shop at that point. 

Got to the interview, and it turned out they didn’t want a barista, they wanted someone to spearhead their new cafe, as the cafe that had been in the store before didn’t want to resign their lease with the bookshop. They wanted to put their own cafe in its place, all new menus etc. They needed someone experienced to train their new staff, to handle window displays, to communicate with the bookstore owners about changes and needs of the cafe, to be able to handle inventory and ordering.

Okay, I had basically done most of that stuff at my previous job. I asked if cafe positions would also be required/trained to work the bookstore. They would. They would be required to run the book sale counter, stock and reshelf books, and help bookshop customers find things. They would also–despite having an outside cleaning company–have to help maintain bathroom cleanliness. They’d have to take out trash, and clean spills, and vacuum.  Wow, that’s a lot, I said. Is this a manager’s position, then?

No, I was told, it wasn’t, but there was a chance that after a training period it might become one. And that made me pause, because I’d been working as the front-of-house manager at my cafe, and I knew how much work that entailed, and what kind of money I was making, and it was only the commute that had me looking for a new job. So I asked what the job paid. $8. E I G H T  D O L L A R S. Per hour. Barely above minimum. For all of that work. For someone they expected to get an entirely new cafe up and running, and then also do the work of the bookstore and the cleaning company as well.  I thanked the woman for the interview, said I’d have to talk to my significant other about the impact a four dollar pay cut would have on our finances, and that I wasn’t sure it was the job for me. She asked me to sleep on it, and she’d call me the next day.  This is a job I was way more than qualified for. I had years of experience doing exactly the things they wanted. It was a convenient location, close to my home–I could walk there if I absolutely had to. I did not go home and talk about that four dollar pay cut and what it would do to our finances. I knew as soon as she told me that not only was it not feasible for us, it was downright insulting. That little money? For a frankly ridiculous list of responsibilities and expectations? She called back the next day. I thanked her again, and told her in no uncertain terms that my time was worth way more than what they were offering. And whenever people bitch about Millennials being lazy, not spending money, not buying houses…whatever the complaint of the month is…I think about the very nice lady who conducted this interview, and how confused she was that I didn’t want the job. 

[snailygoon]

One of my many daily struggles from “living with” Anxiety

[haikuubot]

One of my many

daily struggles from “living

with” Anxiety

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paths - part 1

some qr codes of paths that i found on pinterest and thought it would be useful!

- 𝒉𝒂𝒛𝒚𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒖𝒑

[kelseyfun]

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

[pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20]

*slams reblog button*

[k1ngtok1]

Y’all thought I was gonna pass this

[i-am-a-koi]

y’all’d’ve passed this if you didn’t say y’all, y’all 

[moneyanime]

All Y'all

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Hey y'all!

[gaycism]

fantastic news!

[firebringer-moth-deactivated202]

All the more reason to wear masks! :)

[approximately-one-cabbage]

#come on millennials #we’ve got at least one more industry killing in us

[mxbitters]

hey, i have a really important update on this: they just dropped a bill in the house and senate to ban government use of facial recognition!  if you go to banfacialrecognition.com you can sign a petition and contact your local lawmakers in support of this bill!!!

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[prostylgel]

Awe he gave him a thumbs down