Okay

Don’t ask me about

[moctor]

[were--ralph]

pussy got me like

[7dmom]

i can sense that I am not the only warrior of light in this popeyes bathroom

[casawio]

who up in a kafka-esque rut sleep deprived, casually malnourished, socially awkward, painfully self-conscious, struggling financially, lacking community, altogether anhedonic

[justsayfkit]

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

[thesituation]

open tumblr, see something that pisses me off, write a snarky post, delete it, write a slightly more earnest post, edit it for 5 minutes, delete it, close tumblr

[ashleyjizzdale3]

[fallout-lou-begas]

wordle in 1: joyless. it is statistically inevitable that your go-to starting word will be the solution one day, and this is no more of an accomplishment than running a random number generator once a day until it gives you "1"

wordle in 2: misleading. you may think that this is the highest achievement, but it suffers from the same disappointment of a lucky guess that wordle in 1 causes. your second guess is a strategic choice, but ending the game this early just isn't interesting

wordle in 3: the peak. your starting word gave you some information and then your second guess contextualized that information into a solvable position. your sharp intuition and restraint is what truly separates you as above average.

wordle in 4: statistically average, par for the course, the baseline against which all other wordles are compared.

wordle in 5: you're sweating. you made a mistake at some point, or your starting word was effectively useless, and it took an extra guess above average to close things out. wordle in 5 comes as a relief.

wordle in 6: crushing humiliation. you have technically succeeded but at what cost. your thirty square grid will stare back at you like barrels of a firing squad. a failure in all but name.

wordle failure: never your fault. what kind of stupid word even was that like come on

[meatjake]

this shit is funny

[thememedaddy]

[molabuddy]

when u plug a phone into a computer the comupter always charges the phone even if she has less charge than the phone bc the computer thinks that due to her size she always needs to provide for those smaller than her even when it hurts her more than it helps others. btw

[wolfythewitch]

Just saw a man ride past in a bicycle with another man sitting on his lap like in a bridal carry

[wolfythewitch]

This is my best recreation of it

[charlesoberonn]

Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?

Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.

[fozby]

what the shit does that mean

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

I see all of you people who had this post queue’d for 4/13. Good job.

[pundeserving]

Everyone on 4/13, crawling out of their secret homestuck bunkers,

[toastbutteregg]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

i need a girl with pussy like a tool music video

[elithedndyke]

*covered in blood, shaking* It’s NOT toxic yuri, I’m GIRLBOSSING!!!!

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

I love thinking I'm a hater and then meeting a real hater and going wow that does not look fun actually. Going back to my lukewarm hater ways. Performative haterdom. I couldn't name five hater bands.