Just Untitled

What a gamer studying Computer Science does in the little free time he has.

[prequelmemes]

A New Breed of Tactical Espionage

[lambentwarg]

@sgtbossman

[paprika]

“talk dirty to me”

[sixpenceee]

These birds are having an intense gang fight. 

[shnugga]

West side story; bird edition

[kosmaks]

Anime Crimes Division - EP. 3

[prozdvoices]

i count myself blessed to have been given the opportunity to say dialogue as golden as this

[incorrectstarwarsquotes]

Surrender now or face my tantrum!

Kylo Ren (via incorrectstarwarsquotes)

[rumwik]

Small and optimistic!

[addictivities]

[fuckyeahfluiddynamics]

Blowing bubbles in your fruit juice is a bad idea when you’re in space, as astronaut Jack Fischer demonstrates. On Earth, gravity dominates water’s behavior, except when things are very small. But in microgravity, a liquid’s other characteristics become more obvious. Adhesion between the straw and juice guides it up and onto Fischer’s face. Surface tension is strong enough to hold the expanding juice bubble together. Capillary action, the ability of fluids to climb up narrow spaces, is far more apparent in microgravity as well, although it’s not important for this demo. We sometimes forget how powerful these forces can be, but microgravity is a good reminder that fluids are more complicated than we think. (Image credit: J. Fischer, source)

[pusheen]

[irishthings]

Being raised Catholic like

[heart-of-healing]

[stores-kitchen-knife]

If only it worked like that!!! 

[b00merang-blog]

[kirowatt]

[vdubkilla]

[hypnopomicwolf]

Get you a freak that

Genuinely loves and cares about you and your mental health.

[praiseafyrd-deactivated20190320]

That’s my kink!

[blazepress]

[theonion]

SEATTLE—Reporting that millions of customers had already signed up for the feature in the few hours since its launch, Amazon announced a new service Friday that comes to your house and kills you. “Amazon has always offered unparalleled customer service and convenience, and Amazon Slay is part of that philosophy,” said company spokesperson Leslie Rivera, adding that the service, which allows customers to choose between being shot, strangled, or beaten to death with one of several available blunt objects, was currently only available to Amazon Prime customers but would be expanding in coming months to satisfy the unprecedented demand. “In addition to giving subscribers the choice of multiple disposal options, including having their bodies buried in a shallow grave in the wilderness or being dissolved in a barrel of acid, Amazon Slay also features real-time text alerts that let you know exactly when one of our employees will be arriving at your home to take your life, or the life of a friend or relative if you choose the gift option.” At press time, Amazon announced it was working to improve the service’s compatibility with Amazon Echo so that customers could simply have their Alexa digital assistant kill them directly.