Pervert Among the Tumblr Ruins

18+ only. Cis bi male, 35. Perversions focus on pee, poop, farts, desperation, and relief. Occasionally others, too, such as furries and feet. Once more, with feeling: 18+ only.

[jack-globus]

Two details I enjoy about wetting that, I feel, don’t receive enough attention:

1.) When the person peeing themselves ends up getting their shirt wet. Whether it’s because their shirt hem happens to be resting over the flood zone and ends up getting caught in the soaking; or it’s because they’re lying down and they end up awash in their own puddle; or even if the person is aiming themselves upwards to intentionally pee into their shirt, a wet shirt from a pee wetting is such a sexy image. It is legitimately the only kind of wet t-shirt that I care about.

2.) When the person peeing themselves is either sitting down or squatting, and the floodwaters rush against their rump. It make a delightful pattern on their underwear and pants, what with the expected darkening around the crotch and down the legs now combined with the added joy of a spread of wetness running upwards against their rear. More importantly, that warm rushing wetness against the curves of their bum is such a beautiful feeling, and a wonderful sight to behold, whether it only covers the underside down near where the buttocks join the thighs, or if the wetness extends all the way up to the waistband.

So, in summary, peed-in shirts deserve more attention, and wet butts are an outstanding aspect of this fetish that should receive more love. Yes, indeed.

[tremblingstockings]

Someone sitting in your lap and their warm body pins you down and they have to go but you don’t let them off of you. Ocasionally you can see their legs fidgeting and their hands tapping where they sit. Suddenly, their legs tighten around you and you feel something. You think to let them off but for some reason you can’t say it. They beg, saying they’re going to wet themselves and that it would be in your lap. But even though you’re trapped under them, the real one trapped is them, for you won’t let them get up despite their pleas. There are more spurts and you can hear it and feel it absorb into your pants as well and they tighten their legs. You trace your fingers on their shoulder and through their hair and down their neck telling them to relax and they give a faint moan and they sigh loudly in relief as their legs loosen and relax on either side of you. You can feel the strong warmth soaking the both of you, followed by their hands and legs trembling. Color comes to their face as they lean their head back relieved and embarrassed and drenched, wetting forcefully. You stare them in the eyes when they nervously look back at you, not letting them get up until they’re done. 

[omorashi-jones]

One more sleep until Election Day…. I’m honestly very nervous. To take the edge off, here’s some art. I imagine she had a long day at the office and didn’t have a chance to run to the restroom before she had to run to the polls.

I have fully lined/colored versions of these images over on my Patreon.

You can see all my clothed omo content for $5, and this month I’m doing special Omovember polls that are available for all patrons to vote in. So, if you wanted to throw in $5 now, you could also have a voice in these polls that will help decide what I draw this month. Just remember to cancel your membership before the end of the month so that you don’t get charged again for December. :)

[kittyscarfredux]

I haven’t been able to stop thinking about someone who really needs to piss in a professional situation (like in a meeting or driving somewhere with colleagues) but doesn’t really show anything beyond seeming more irritable than usual, even as they get painfully full, just because they know they can take it and it’s not worth making a fuss about it

but then when it’s over, they and another person both go to the toilet, and the other person notices their impatience before hearing them take the longest piss ever and is just 👀👀👀👀👀

[mooomiiilk-deactivated20220713]

Scat post!

hello i am here to talk about my favorite scat scenarios ✨

- sharts in general ♥‿♥

i love accidental sharts a tad bit more than purposeful ones for the thought of a character letting out a huge burst of gas then having it gurgle and bubble as they mess themselves

-diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea

it'a so nice when a character has a bad case of diarrhea and they soil themselves badly, maybe even to the point it overflows in their panties

-accidentally making other objects dirty

the floor, the couch/bed, shit, the wall even! i know it's a bit extreme but one of my favorite desperate scenarios is when the character pulls their pants down and sprays sludge on the walls (✿´‿`)

-two characters on the toilet together or one has to use the bath while the other hogs the can

and of course, they're comforting and reassuring one another while they're emptying themselves.

-person a denying person b access to a toilet and forcing them to use it on themselves

bonus brat scenario: person b sits on person a's lap, hugging all over them until a foul smell produces at the same time person b's lap feels warm (▰˘◡˘▰)

-and last but not least, characherts having the urge to go when they wake up or sleeping through the urge and making a mess in their sleep

[jack-globus]

Made it home.

PISSED.

The fullness of my bladder was great, but the relief now? Bliss. Actual bliss.

Until the next time.

[jack-globus]

I’m about To drive home from work now.

God, I have to pee.

[jack-globus]

I definitely would have gone to pee by now, if I wasn’t deliberately holding.

My bladder’s getting fuller.

I can do this. The thrill revs my heart.

[jack-globus]

Guys sitting on the toilet to pee is an underappreciated aspect of finding guys peeing sexy.

You get to see so much more of them that way.

[jack-globus]

Two more hours.

I can do this.

I think.

[jack-globus]

The weight in my bladder is becoming more acute. More noticeable. Not desperate, yet. I’m not interested in wetting myself at work, but I will keep holding. The discomfort is a secret joy.

My boss was gracious enough to fix me a cup of cardamom tea. Delicious. After this, I’ll follow it with some more water. When I finish my bottle, I will have drunk about 64 ounces of water through the day. Then, of course, it will be time for a refill.

The last time I peed was about six or seven o’clock this morning. I will see if I can make it to six tonight without needing the toilet.

I really like holding my pee like this. It has definitely improved my day.

[jack-globus]

Today’s been a less-than-stellar day so far. Having to drive to work in a winter storm will do that to a person.

I’m feeling a dull ache in my bladder, filling with the urine from this morning’s coffee and water. Adding on to the pressure, holding on to that as my little workplace secret, sounds like a way to make the day better.

So, a pee hold it is, then.

[jack-globus]

I remember reading a novel many years ago in which there was a brief scene of a character having poop desperation. There wasn’t much to it, but one descriptor stood out. The character was described as having “a scalding urge to shit.”

Something about that has stuck with me ever since. It’s such a succinct way of talking about the high, piercing heat roiling through one’s guts, the intestinal walls closing around something heavy and soft, verging on diarrhea. In the grip of such intensity, the squirming one must do would be a sight to see!

“A scalding urge to shit” is something that should be used more in scat fiction. I’ll try to use it myself at some point.

[yourlocallovesickie]

Scatcember Prompt List

If you use these feel free to tag me, I’d love to see what you wrote! 

Day 1. Can’t hold it

Day 2. Messing

Day 3. Constipated

Day 4. During intimacy

Day 5. Sick

Day 6. Messing on purpose

Day 7. Anxiety poops

Day 8. IBS

Day 9. Shart

Day 10. Help

Day 11. Stuffing

Day 12. Makeshift toilet

Day 13. Cold sweats on the toilet

Day 14. Sleepy/sleeping

Day 15. Both ends

Day 16. Clogged toilets

Day 17. No toilet paper

Day 18. On vacation/not near home

Day 19, In the car

Day 20. Outside

Day 21. Hold it

Day 22. Bath/shower

Day 23. Public restroom

Day 24. During physical activity

Day 25. Christmas/free choice!

Day 26. Gas

Day 27. No privacy

Day 28. Not quite done

Day 29. Stains

Day 30. Free choice!

Day 31. New Years!

[eloctropus-deactivated20200511]

So many people talking about omorashi, but

I don’t read nearly enough about scat desperation??? My favorite scenarios contain two people. Imagine they are in a place where they can’t just leave that easily and there are no toilets in their immediate near. Why two people? Because character A (who needs to go) tells character B how bad it is. And it’s absolutely best if strangers can hear them. I’m so down for scenarios like this. It’s not even about the end, they don’t necessarily have to mess themselves, it’s nice when they reach a toilet. But the desperation before is goooood stuff. Imagine: • Your characters wait in line (like in a supermarket), and it’s a long line. The passage to the checkout is really narrow, so A wouldn’t get around it without asking several people to let them through. A is shy, so they try to keep it in. They shift their weight from one leg to the other, lay a hand onto their belly and/or groan as they try to suppress their urge. B asks them what’s wrong and A answers like “I gotta poop…” but no matter how suppressed their tone is, other people (behind and before them) can definitely hear what’s up. Their behavior gave it away anyhow. • Your characters participate in a stage play. It’s almost time for them to go on stage, they are dressed and everything is ready. Suddenly A asks B (or some assistent) if there’s still enough time to go to the toilet. The other character tells them how many minutes there are left, and A looks worried. “I don’t know if that’s enough, I’ve got to take a huge dump.” Whether they try it or not is up to you. Bonus points if they wear an extravagant costume that’s not that easy to get out of. • Your characters are in an elevator, planning to go to one specific place. While they are in there (with LOTS of strangers), A gets that familiar heavy feeling, and something urges to get out. They whisper to B: “Can we change our plans and go there later?” B is like “Sure, but where do you want to go instead?” A answers: “I need a restroom…” Of course everyone heard in that tiny cabin. They don’t even have to say what they need to do, this is even better when they relieve some pressure by letting out a fart that tells everyone WHY they need that restroom. • Your characters are in a museum. I’ve seen museums that are not that easy to get out because you have to scan your ticket and that usually only works once. It’s a big museum, they need at least half an hour more until they are through. And like in most museums, it’s really quiet there. A’s stomach is churning and gurgling. They ask B to hurry up because they need to take a shit badly. If they run out, it’s going to be really embarressing to ask the employees to let A back in because they had to leave for an “emergency”. • Your characters are already waiting in line for the restrooms and A tells B how urgent it is. Bonus points if A is beyond the point where they still care and call out like “Hurry the f*** up everyone, I’m about to shit myself!” or alternative scenario: They ask the other people in line if they will let go A next because they are extremely desperate. Bonus points if A is too shy and B goes and asks for them. In general, applicable for those scenarios and more: • A telling B over and over again until actually everyone around them knows. Or B starting a discussion with A. “I gotta poop.” “Umm, how are you supposed to get to a restroom now, we don’t have time/there’s no restroom anywhere.” “But…I have to go so badly. I’m not sure how long I can keep it in…” • character A having a gas cramp because they’re so bloated. They wince in pain, grab something (like a railing - I commonly do this when I get a cramp), lean onto a wall (or character B) because it makes them feel so weak. It raises their desperation even more (and their embarressment, because that gets them even more attention) • character A farts audibly, but denies it when B asks them. They are too embarressed to admit that they can’t hold it much longer. • character A clenches their legs, but more and more bubbly rumbly farts leak out of them, reminding everyone over and over again that someone is about to mess themselves. • character A accidentally farts at people who are really close (like in the elevator scenario). B gives them a demanding stare: They insist that A apologizes. A wants to disappear forever, but they have to turn around and apologize red-faced. • character B not believing how bad it is. “Come on, you’re not a child anymore. It’s not like you’re going to shit yourself.” But that’s pretty much what’s about to happen. “It’s only five more minutes, that’s nothing.” But that’s actually an eternity if you are extremely desperate. “…Did you just fart? Ugh. Pull yourself together.” “For the love of god, stop farting in public, everyone can hear you! Wait until we’re at the restroom!” • daddy kink material B who encourages A. “I know you can do it.” “We’re almost there.” “You’re a big girl/boy/little, you can keep it in.” “I’ll buy you a reward if you make it to the restroom.” “Just hold on a little longer.” “Hold on to me. I know it hurts.” “Oh my, did you just fart…? Can you hold it a little longer?” • When A makes it: they jump into the stall and sigh loudly and they relieve themselves so audibly that everyone around is kinda embarressed. (Even B who is waiting outside if your characters have different genders.) When B is inside (same gender or unisex restroom), A tells them from inside the stall how they made it in the last seconds. • when they don’t make it: a massive, loud wet shart that tells absolutely everyone around that A just pooped themselves. The worst case. • when A gives in and messes themselves: When they are shocked and freak out. Instead of retreating somewhere, they call out “Oh no, oh no!! Please!!” so everyone once again knows. • A staying calm and just let it happen in silent horror. When they’re done, they whisper to B: “Ummm, I…I don’t need to go anymore.” Whoever didn’t notice their growing bulge now knows that B didn’t make it. • B afterwards, now believing that it was really urgent: “Oh, I didn’t know it was THAT bad.” “I’m sorry, I had no idea.” “You should have told me.” (A did that of course, but B didn’t listen) • caretaking B afterwards (still daddy kink material): “You did so good, I’m proud of you.” “I told you you could hold it.” “You deserve a reward because you did so good.” “Don’t cry, we’ll go home and clean you up.” “I’m sorry we didn’t make it in time. Let’s go home and watch your favorite movie on the couch.” “No need to be embarressed, that sort of things can happen. Next time I’ll make sure you used the restroom before we leave home.” “I expected too much of you, I thought you were big enough.”

[jack-globus]

There is no better vocal expression of bathroom desperation than someone saying, “I’m dying for a toilet.”

That, right there, is the perfect expression of just how badly someone needs to relieve themselves. Their bladder is on the verge of releasing a flood tide down their legs. Their bowels are about on the cusp of erupting into the seat of their pants.

Dying for a toilet.

Yes.

[jack-globus]

Hi.

I’m a bisexual guy with a longstanding interest in various bathroom-related kinks and fetishes. I’m hoping to get to know others with the same desires, as well as sharing some fetish writings (both fiction and nonfiction) from time to time.

Let this be the start of something fantastic.