The Eldest Daughter

evb know u gay

[drumsticks-offical]

Like four people in this group chat are reading yaoi or yuri right now this is great happy pride month

[the-eldestdaughter]

No because byler was ABSOLUTELY in the cards at the end of volume one bc what do you mean Mike is right there in his memories with Will’s family, while none of the other party members are?? Like they put all that effort into an emphasis on how Mike makes Will feel loved and supported and—

[thegameoflovemindberries]

TAG GAME ❗️❗️❗️

Mine

....I don't mind

I'll tag @rasin-c00ldude @bonnie181987 @latinumenthusiast @bubonichronic @hugoreyeswife @pepsicanzonthefloor @elliotmustd1e @fuckin8alien @frerardisreal666 @goatcutter @rowenrefugee @psycocilybe @enora-elk-kirkton @vierraz @whotfisflight and anyone else who want

[cocomarsh]

Oh yeah, dude, this is peak

Tags: @thec00lestguyy @smilee5940 @god-of-jirai @mizu-kox @m4d3-of-styr0foam @avesat25 @mxlody-lit-hrrrrt-1128 + ANYONE ELSE!!!

[god-of-jirai]

Thnx for the tag!!!!

HELL YEAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! YATTA MY BABAEHHHHH!!! MY BABY MY BABY

@rain92w @c0ff1n-0f-cl0wn5 @moonlitscales @izumis-garden @let-you-down @illrabidraccoon @voj231ku @r-r-ratman @l-xapr0 @v0xedblr @winnytrash-ex @achilles-the-loser @gorejuice92 @hpdamechan @mantarella @lambyhe4rt @your-fallen-internet-angel +others!!!!

[x-burnt-out-bitch-x]

Not tagged but felt like it.

Myself, apparently. @87leafclover what are our thoughts on this

@the-star-fox-dances @noleafclover @stqrrin @jonnnydville @corvid-collector + anyone else who wants to join

[corvid-collector]

I feel like this needs some context however i shall not give it

Anyway im SO down

@canid-sys @summer-of-system @flowersfallingdown @green-skys @ilan-is-anxious @randmwizard @dr-nomus @circularmoth @raylikestocosplay and anyone else who wants to

[collageoffandoms]

I'm anyone else who wants to lol

Specifically Pittsburgh Miku-- idk about marrying, but I'd be her friend :)

@crows-are-cool09

@awhimsicalwhirlwind

@wesperfaerie

Open tags

[crows-are-cool09]

I mean... Not the worst, we could have like a friendship marriage ig?

@essygondola @dad-fucker666 @chara2127 @that-cousin-throckmorton @newphone-hu-dis @raventhecrispy-offical @watashiwagarydesu-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @grisha-offical @artemisiamasterofnone @2-dragon @tea-cake-and-corvidae @the-lonely-crow + any other moots who I have prob forgotten (I love y'all but there are so many of u )

[tea-cake-and-corvidae]

I am so down for this 👅

Open tags!!

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

oh

oh no

@the-eldestdaughter @ashed13 @ifyourlookingfora-sign-thisisit @hannisconfused @icantthinkstr8 and anyone else :))

[the-eldestdaughter]

Well I’m definitely not mad 🤷‍♀️

@drumsticks-offical @biologynerd13 +anyone who happens to stumble upon this

[drumsticks-offical]

You’re gonna ace your final trust

Im actually not though I literally hate this so much Im stressed out something is not right

[the-eldestdaughter]

Have you finished your card yet at least?

[drumsticks-offical]

I need to add like two more things then I should be fine I think I hope

[the-eldestdaughter]

Then you’re basically balling

[drumsticks-offical]

You’re gonna ace your final trust

Im actually not though I literally hate this so much Im stressed out something is not right

[the-eldestdaughter]

Have you finished your card yet at least?

[drumsticks-offical]

SHIT I HAVE A FINAL ON TUESDAY WHYWHYWHYWHYWHHHHHYYYYYYYY

[the-eldestdaughter]

…Tuesday? Finals are DEFINITELY on Wednesday last I checked. You do have three tests that week two how fun!

[drumsticks-offical]

WRONG “TO” BUDDY IT SHOULD BE “TOO”

Anyways I can’t do time I saw a TikTok saying tomorrow is June 1st which is a lie and yeah

Anyways you should be asleep and stop mentioning my tests Im stressed af bud

[the-eldestdaughter]

Goddam autocorrect I swear the intention was grammatically correct

[drumsticks-offical]

Yeah yeah sure

How’s Dih aka benedick doing is he still asleep

I don’t wanna open messages so I’m communicating via tumblring

[the-eldestdaughter]

His name is Petruchio now and he woke up for a while but he’s back asleep with the others now

[drumsticks-offical]

SHIT I HAVE A FINAL ON TUESDAY WHYWHYWHYWHYWHHHHHYYYYYYYY

[the-eldestdaughter]

…Tuesday? Finals are DEFINITELY on Wednesday last I checked. You do have three tests that week two how fun!

[drumsticks-offical]

WRONG “TO” BUDDY IT SHOULD BE “TOO”

Anyways I can’t do time I saw a TikTok saying tomorrow is June 1st which is a lie and yeah

Anyways you should be asleep and stop mentioning my tests Im stressed af bud

[the-eldestdaughter]

Goddam autocorrect I swear the intention was grammatically correct

[drumsticks-offical]

SHIT I HAVE A FINAL ON TUESDAY WHYWHYWHYWHYWHHHHHYYYYYYYY

[the-eldestdaughter]

…Tuesday? Finals are DEFINITELY on Wednesday last I checked. You do have three tests that week two how fun!

[drumsticks-offical]

Guys I bought a weighted stuffed animal to help with my anxiety and he’s a frog and his name is Finn and he looks like this

[drumsticks-offical]

Finn update- he now has two lesbian mothers (myself and @the-eldestdaughter) (also ignore how neither of us are lesbians it’s for the plot)

[the-eldestdaughter]

When you’re in a predominantly queer and neurodivergent friend group thats lowkey a little depressed so “I have an announcement” in the gc could mean anywhere from a name/pronouns change to a “look at this thing I found” to a suicide attempt 🫩

[drumsticks-offical]

Will I be absent for two days this week? Let’s roll the dice and see!

[the-eldestdaughter]

You BETTER be back tomorrow

[drumsticks-offical]

Like a month ish ago I made a post on here saying that I wish something would happen that would cause us to go back to online school and now we have hantavirus so like did I predict it???

[the-eldestdaughter]

It better fucking not close school I’ve been waiting for the next few years for ages

[drumsticks-offical]

But like last time this happened we got the rise of tommyinnit

[the-eldestdaughter]

And literacy rates dropped sooo

[drumsticks-offical]

Are you implying that the rise of Tommyinnit had a direct negative correlation (wow nerd) to the decline in literacy rates

[the-eldestdaughter]

Well I’m not NOT implying it…

[drumsticks-offical]

Like a month ish ago I made a post on here saying that I wish something would happen that would cause us to go back to online school and now we have hantavirus so like did I predict it???

[the-eldestdaughter]

It better fucking not close school I’ve been waiting for the next few years for ages

[drumsticks-offical]

But like last time this happened we got the rise of tommyinnit

[the-eldestdaughter]

And literacy rates dropped sooo

[drumsticks-offical]

Like a month ish ago I made a post on here saying that I wish something would happen that would cause us to go back to online school and now we have hantavirus so like did I predict it???

[the-eldestdaughter]

It better fucking not close school I’ve been waiting for the next few years for ages

[mikeandwillsweddingofficiant]

i can barely do a quadratic equation but i can talk for seven gay hours about byler and still not tell you everything i know about them

[drumsticks-offical]

The urge to change my outfit like 3 times because it’s not the pinochle of comfort and style

[the-eldestdaughter]

Pinochle is a gambling game. The word you’re looking for is pinnacle.

[drumsticks-offical]

Can we normalize not caring

[the-eldestdaughter]

I fear that’s why the world is where it is right now :/