Fuck What The Astrals Said

Twitter: Jokerrfartz. I'm gay and I like clowns. 《* He/They》 ¿ ((27)) The Jokester deserved better.

[the-gamer-land]

[i-told-you-soooo-deactivated202]

Joker: I wanted to tell a joke but I only remember the punch line.

Batman: Go ahead.

Joker: “tooth hurty”

Batman: When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Joker: …

Joker: You complete me 😍

[anybatmanjoker]

Book: Batman Masterpieces - Portraits of the Dark Knight and His World (1998) Artist: Duncan Fegredo

[joons]

y’all, i’m thinking about #48 again

especially because the joker pleading with bruce not to be batman is like telling a black hole not to cave in. if the joker really doesn’t remember who he is, he’s still filled with the dread of knowing that there’s a force out there that, if it appears, he won’t be able to resist. it’s not as if the joker will simply decide to be the joker again because bruce does too. i mean, there is one way of reading the scene where the joker has already remembered most of it and wants to actually make the effort to be respectable if bruce will. but i don’t think that’s happening on a conscious level. it’s more like the joker sensing this strange pull and knowing that if something big changes, if something happens to bring back that dark force he probably still sees in his dreams, then it will suck him again. he won’t have a choice. and for the first time in his life, he feels he does, right now, balanced on this moment brimming with potential–and either bruce is going to pull him down by remembering or the joker’s going to pull them both back from the edge.

there’s just something about knowing this isn’t a mutual decision they’re going to make. bruce holds all the cards, in a way, and the joker knows that. he used to force their relationship into this jester-king dynamic, but now he knows it doesn’t have to be that. he can define the terms of his relationship and his identity as long as bruce doesn’t put the crown back on. there’s such palpable fear that he will. this may be the best batman/joker moment in the comics.

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

commissioner gordon: UGH the joker fucking tricked me!!!!!!!

the joker: hahahahahahahhahaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zsnes]

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

theyre allowed to have characters cuss in comics now….yet another one of jokers insane tricks

[zsnes]

[plaidbees]

i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this

and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s drinking that’s against clown code”

[aggressiveflyingpizza]

1. ARE YOU NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN YOUR GRANDMA’S PAST CLOWN CAREER? 2. WHAT’S CLOWN CODE??????????????

[eternityricekrispies]

Ok the Code of Ethics from the Clowns of America International is actually very reasonable and respectable

[aerialsquid]

I want a version of Jokerster/Jester/Earth-3 Red Hood that commits heroism while rigidly following Clown Code. And also has a running gag of “Can’t do that, it’s against Clown Code”, where ‘that’ ranges from murder to doing the dishes.

[evelynsinkwell]

kinda funny how every time bruce wayne gets a crush on a cute boy he turns out to be the joker. no one wonder he’s got trust issues.

[diosmiles]

[daily-joker]

Batman: Last Knight on Earth (2019) – Official Trailer

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[jaxblade]

Land Before Time motivates a proper diet 🍃🍃🍃

[talkingsoup]

everyone had a phase as a kid where they wanted to eat random leafs off of trees and land before time is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT responsible for this phenomenon

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Both of these responses radiate terrifying energy, but on different wavelengths.

[cutepetclub]

From @veggiedayz: “Blackberry has a song he wants to sing for you.” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/28SdMmN ]

[slightly-oblivvyous]

Kitten: *small mew* Cameraperson: *soft “ohhh”* Kitten: *BIG LONG MEOW* Cameraperson: *soft laughter* “What was that?” Kitten: *tiny mew*

[haintxblue]

the caption did not prepare me

[followthebluebell]

the highest ratio of meow to cat that i’ve ever encountered

[lordazazel23]

I tried some different way of coloring, failed, and will never finish this piece properly

yeah I’m having a small existential crisis here Sorry

[zagreus]

watch this video and then try to tell me there is a god

[penny-anna]

The best part is when he turns the minion to face the camera & for a moment you think the minion is talking

[sinbadism]

how is this not intentional comedy

[cultofthewyrm]

JUNKRAT by morry ♠

[cherooshi]

I really want Team Rocket to be in Smash

[interstelllars]

“Finishing touches” via Todd Phillips Instagram

Plus , this confirmation: