Jackie-the-gr8

Well hello, I'm Jackie :3

[evolutionofmyjourney]

[tiredngay]

20gayteen is almost over. then we’ll have 20biteen. but what will we do for 2020

[moneyes]

we vote.

[afniel]

We vote.

[supergameboytwo]

We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.

[mechagodzilla]

what button

[mechagodzilla]

what fucking button

[kwikemart]

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

[bestfunny]

*deletes Tumblr account*

*leaves social media*

*leaves country*

*moves to The Himalayas*

*pigeon comes with a note*

*opens note*

[gifak-net]

[deerypoof]

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

[grimfangsmaw]

IT DOESN’T HELP THAT THOSE ARE POSSUMS WHO ALSO HAVE TERRIBLE EYESIGHT. XD SO BOTH CREATURES DIDN’T REALIZE WHAT WAS WHAT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE I’M DYING. 

[salparadisewasright-deactivated]

everyone in this forest is so confused and I love them

[hwardius]

[micdotcom]

Watch: Still unsure if white privilege exists? This should clear it up.

[sex-and-metaphors-deactivated20]

she literally tried to deal drugs to the cops I just.. fucken.. WHAT 

[757bg-deactivated20180207]

He didn’t arrest her he warned her it was illegal….. Warned !!!!!!! Wtfffffffffffffffffff

[hellzones]

this is the funniest shit ive ever seen

[chameleon-ari]

why did his head get so big and his torso short

[earthstory]

[princesstigerbelle]

✨Curious Zelda ✨

[d3cidi-da]

[bellygangstaboo]

[onlytwitterpics]

[cooldogs]

[svrcastic]

BARK BARK BARK BARK

[geek-scientist]

[ruinedchildhood]

[wigglingwaffles]

Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history at 31.1 million viewers

[king-jarrod]

The most watched program in American history at 115.2 million viewers was Super Bowl XLIX on February 1, 2015. And the only non-sporting event that made the top 20 of most watched broadcasts was at number 8 the M*A*S*H finale on February 28, 1983 with 105.9 million viewers. Trump’s inauguration wasn’t even the most viewed inauguration, that goes to President Reagan’s first inauguration with nearly 42 million viewers, the second most watched inauguration goes to President Obama’s first inauguration with 37 million viewers. So Trump’s inauguration was very far from “literally the most watched program in American history” as you put it.

[aspiringdoctoruk-blog]

But who needs facts in Trump America?