Vladâs food exclamations!
As requested by kittens-eating-rainbow-cupcakes.
What if Vlad attended anger management classes at some point, and they advised that when he got so mad that he started to just cuss everything out (and blast things with ghost powersâŠ), he use replacement words that were kind of funny. De-escalation tactics on his own emotions. Now itâs a habit. Plus he has this very ~suave~ self-image that doesnât include swearing


















