Ceci n'est pas une pipe.

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I don't feel much like a person these days. I've got this sad filter encompassing everything I do. I'm sleepy, disengaged and disinterested. My limbs are lead. My brain is bread.

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Christopher Stanton

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by Redmer Hoekstra

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I've just got all of these feelings and I don't have a place for them.

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There it is again... Melancholy wrapped around my bones. My body aching in desperation. Sleep evades me. I catch myself wanting for the familiarity of the life I have been leading for almost three years. It is the solidarity that I miss, perhaps the companionship, and I know that I was not in love despite all of my convincing gestures.

Over the years I became riddled with bitterness. You were still you and I was changing... morphing into a new being. I became self aware and in that awareness I knew that you were not the man I hungered after. You were still that brand new twenty-two year old I hopefully exchanged numbers with on your birthday. You had beer on your breath and I wondered what it would be like to kiss you.

One morning I woke up to your eyes peering into mine and you confessed your love to me. I was silent but I held you close. My confession came soon after and I remember wondering if I had uttered the words too soon.

I was a broken mess consumed in fear and sadness. I numbed my consciousness with any substance that helped me forget who I was. You watched me scream and cry and shake night after night and you held me. You did your best to save me from myself at first. 

When we left everyone we loved you grew distant and slowly we became these people. People who tolerated one another and shared nothing in common. People who professed to love one another despite all of our misgivings. No... Despite my misgivings.

I didn't know how to tell you the thoughts and emotions that plagued me day after day. And now I sit in the space that you cohabited and I wonder who I thought I was and who I am and why I feel all of this awful pain in my chest.

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I feel almost as though I will spend my entire evening sobbing into my soup.

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Artsy Fart of the Day: Dancing Colors

Switzerland-based photographer Fabian Oefner’s “Dancing Colors” is an audio-visual art performance that explores the space between the domains of music and colors by using sound waves emitted from a speaker to stage explosions of colored pigment powder in various patterns. For more details on the process, head over to 500px

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Francesca Woodman committed suicide at the age of 22, but left behind a huge collection of photography, over 10,000 negatives. Woodman’s images are untitled and are known only by a location and date.

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  Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

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“Fading Away” by Marz

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The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself

AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM

HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED

I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT.

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Thats the face of a man who wishes he’d worn a condom

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Dadcat is sexy. j/s.

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“Dejection” by forgotten-user

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Hello hello how about a giveaway?

I want to celebrate hitting 5000 followers and say thank you to all the people who have supported me since I started Fancy Lady Industries. How better than to giveaway stuff?!

This prize consists of

a blue fat necklace

a magenta vain necklace

a white no diet talk brooch

a fluoro pink big girls donut cry patch

tonnes of postcards

All up it’s worth about AUD$90 and I’ll probably throw in a zine too for good measure :D

Rules and other info

Reblogs count as 1 entry, likes do not count.

Reblog as many times as you like, each reblog counts as one entry.

No “giveaway” or empty tumblrs will be considered because that’s just not fair!

I will draw the winner on November 1 at around lunchtime.

I will post anywhere so long as you have an address for me to post your prize to.

It might be a good idea to follow me so you know if I draw your name, and you probably should have an ask box so I can contact you!

Secret bonus bit

If you are following me before the prize is drawn and you’re drawn as the winner, I will include an A6 portrait of you done in ink and watercolour!

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I love her work.

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romney.romney romney.romney.